Golden Ninja Warrior

This is a ninja movie from Joseph Lai and Godfrey Ho... For those that don't know the history, These guys made a bunch of ninja movies during the 80's that were created by combining ninja footage (with mostly European actors) into really bad Hong Kong films...

The ninja's usually wore headbands that said "ninja" on them, and in general the movies were incredibly funny. Unfortunately, this one just barely fits in with the rest of them. All the primary actors from the other films are missing (except for the opening credits) and it appears that this one is not really a cut and paste movie... If it's a combination of two movies it's much more difficult to tell than usual and certainly more effort was put into hiding it.. possibly even using some of the same actors from the original movie or finding decent look-alikes... I still get the feeling that there is something not quite right about it, but who can be sure? It could just be constructed very poorly.... It definitely feels that the ninja stuff is out of place somehow, but it's not as obvious as the other films.

Anyway, on the surface, It seems that they were trying to make a real movie this time, but they failed to make it entertaining. It's mostly a softcore sex film with some poorly choreographed martial arts mixed in. There is very little of the charm contained in the other movies and it's generally pretty boring.

The plot makes absolutely no sense, which isn't necessarily a bad thing (you don't expect these films to make sense anyway). There are some very funny lines and a few of the fights are kind of amusing so i wouldn't skip it altogether. Just make sure you aren't expecting the standard Joseph Lai/Godfrey Ho ninja film or you will be disappointed.

This is another Ninja movie, from the hands of Joseph Lai and Godfrey Ho (uncredited, according to IMDb).

The plot is confusing, we get some good Ninja action and some sleazy scenes of sexual violence (do you still believe that everything that has the word "ninja" in the title is for kids ? i don't think so).

We have Richard Harrison, he have a kick-ass role, as usual.

The story is connected to Ninja Terminator (and maybe, even another Godfrey Ho movie), because it involves the Golden ninja warrior.

I really can't say something else about Golden Ninja Warrior, so see it for yourself.

Hey compared to hard candy this film is harmless, frankly is film is better that the ninja terminator because of its portrayal of women, we should have more films like this. Anyway apart from the comedic abuse of women, the plot is far better than modern films as simply Godfrey Ho allows you to create your own plot to the film.

for example I had the Death Fairy cast as a lonely heroine looking for people to play fetish games with, and then when her fetish Buddie's dies she became so distraught she decided to throw herself of a cliff after spending the last 15 minutes, go go dancing in bargain basement legoland

GOLDEN NINJA WARRIOR has to be seen to be believed. It's so bad that it's a thing of beauty. I had an old video in a clamshell case which I sold on eBay and a few weeks afterwards I sorta regretted it because I wanted to see this wonky film again. It's truly one of the funniest action films I've seen, almost in the same league as INFRA-MAN. There's a fight scene in it which was one of the most surreal bits ever captured on film. I need to see this again. It's just too much. The final fight scene in and around colorful apartments buildings which look like they were designed for the Teletubbies is also unforgettable.

A must see for cheap, sleazy kung-fu films and lovers of really "so bad it's good" movies.

Again , another solid delivery from Harrison. I will treasure my DVD collection full of his ninja movies. I wish the editing would be worse :) it would make it even funnier than it already is.

Oh boy. Cant really describe his messy movies. Just watch them. My favourite thing are the delayed sound effects. Guess Ninjas are faster than sound waves, huh?