Miss Pacific Fleet

Two young women running a ring toss in a carnival work on entering a contest so they can get back to New York in Miss Pacific Fleet (1935).

The two women are Joan Blondell and Glenda Farrell, and they need money so they can return to New York and get chorus work. They decide that Gloria (Blondell) will enter to win $2500 and a trip to New York for two. But they have to get the votes.

Amusing comedy. I'm always amazed and how quickly people talked on screen in those days.

This film was made during the Depression, something to take peoples' minds of off their troubles.

Joan Blondell and Glenda Farrell are great as always, and made several films together. Hugh Herbert plays a businessman always trying to get away from his wife. The film also features the usual suspects - Allen Jenkins, Minna Gombell, and Guinn Williams, with good-looking Warren Hull as Gloria's boyfriend.

Cute, light, an artifact of another time.

The awesome and beautiful Joan Blondell teams up with Glenda Farrell (again) to make Miss Pacific Fleet. They made eight films together! Mae and Gloria work in a amusement concession, and get into trouble with the law. if they can win a contest, they can pay off their debts. Hugh Herbert anad Allen Jenkins are along for humor! some funny stuff in here, a mix of physical humor and word play. the US needed some humor, coming out of the depression. at one point, there's a china pineapple sitting on the shelf, and the top flips up, plays music, while a pair of monkey eyes blinks. weirdest music box ever! the film is a fun romp. you just can't go wrong with Joan Blondell and Glenda Farrell... it's kind of like watching Lucy and Ethel run around the candy factory. Directed by Ray Enright. i think his big claim to fame was making seven films with Randolph Scott.

"Miss Pacific Fleet" misses the boat as a comedy and entertaining film. There are a few good lines out of dozens in a script that seems to have been written for the vaudeville stage. That's the way many of the one-liners play here. And very few are funny. They are mostly, well ... vaudevillian of the earlier, corniest type used by wannabe performers who didn't get very far except to remote small towns in the old days that couldn't afford the top entertainers.

It does have something of a plot, but it's so choppy with uninteresting diversions and sloppy film editing, that there doesn't seem to be much of a story. Into this mess, Warner brothers assembled some of its second-string talent of the period. Joan Blondell and Glenda Farrell were just okay in a couple of films, but not even that good in most, including this one. Neither of them was of the status of the top comediennes of the period (Carole Lombard, Jean Arthur, Myrna Loy, Mae West, Barbara Stanwyck, Ginger Rogers, etc.).

The forgetful, feeble-minded Hugh Herbert persona would only go so far until his character became irksome. Here, he just gets by as Mr. Freytag. The fact that he and Allen Jenkins (as Kewpie Wiggins) are the top male stars that Warner Brothers could match for this film says much, and it's not flattering for the film. But then, this screenplay really didn't have a spot for a hero or top male lead. Again, it says a lot about what the studio thought of the film.

I agree with the New York Times reviewer, Frank Nugent, in his critique. He wrote, "Miss Pacific Fleet should not have been impeded in its headlong flight for second place on a double-feature bill. Being placed alone on the Roxy's screen imposes too great a strain upon the picture and the audience..." He calls the film, "a mousey little photoplay." And, of Blondell and Farrell, he quips, "upon whose comic talents the Warners are placing too much emphasis." Nugent asks, "What more can one expect of a sub-Class B picture?"

This film came in 165th out of 178 movies tracked from 1935 - so there were some worse. I don't think many people in modern audiences would be able to sit through this whole thing - at least not awake.

A couple of malapropisms are the best one-liners of the film. Here are the few somewhat funny lines.

Kewpie's Landlady, "Pardon me for protruding, but you're wanted on the phone Mr. Wiggins."

Gloria Fay, "How can you eat watermelon, cucumbers and cheese and then bananas?" Kewpie Wiggins, "Can I help it I like bicarbonate?"

Kewpie Wiggins, "Whadda ya think I got a head for?" Gloria Fay, "Just an excuse to use a comb."

Kewpie Wiggins, "I got a pal. Sgt. Tom Foster. He'd do anything for me on account of I saved his life once." Gloria Fay, "How?" Wiggins, "He arrested me once and I went along without fightin'."

Mae O'Brien, "Suppose you got a black eye. How would ya look?" Kewpie Wiggins, "Out of the other one".

Sadie Freytag, "Nicholas, how would you like to make a hundred dollars?" Nicholas, "I'm sorry, ma'am. I ain't maken 'em anymore. From now on, I'm leavin' that to the government."

One in a series of B pictures that teamed Joan Blondell and Glenda Farrell as brassy dames usually on the run or on the make. Here they get talked into a fixed beauty pageant so they can scram California and get back to Broadway and chorus girl jobs. They run a ring toss concession in a carny.

Fast and funny but without much substance, the girls are a good comedy team, usually aided by stock players from Warners: Hugh Herbert, Allen Jenkins, Minna Gombell, Mary Treen, Marie Wilson, Eddie Acuff, Warren Hull, Mabel Colcord, Sarah Edwards, Mary Doran, Jack Norton, and Guinn Williams.

Farrell and Blondell are always worth watching but in between a few laughs there's not much going on here. Hugh Herbert gets the most laughs with his HOO HOO act, mimicked by Farrell at one point, but Hull is pretty dull and no one else has much to do. The boxing angle with Jenkins is pretty lame.

Joan Blondell must be one of the most appealing actresses in movie history. And Glenda Farrell, though less well known, is also always great company. Allen Jenkins is kind of an unlikely leading man (though he's also a very reliable comic actor.) He shows a very muscular build here, playing a boxer.

Hugh Herbert played variations on the same note in way too many movies for my taste. He's amusing here, though. And Minna Gombell is entertainingly shrewish as his bossy wife.

The plot involves a beauty contest. The girls are roommates and they're hoping Blondell can win and turn around their financial fortune. Though it's pretty G (or maybe PG) stuff, we see lots of beautiful girls who are also contestants.

Anyone who likes the Golddigeer movies, "42nd Street," etc., is likely to find this slight but agreeable.