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Johnny "Skidmark" Scardino is a free-lance crime-scene photographer and part-time blackmailer. When his associates begin to turn up murdered, he has a very short time to discover the killer ... Read allJohnny "Skidmark" Scardino is a free-lance crime-scene photographer and part-time blackmailer. When his associates begin to turn up murdered, he has a very short time to discover the killer before it is his turn.Johnny "Skidmark" Scardino is a free-lance crime-scene photographer and part-time blackmailer. When his associates begin to turn up murdered, he has a very short time to discover the killer before it is his turn.
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Michael D. Weatherred
- Ernie Deemo
- (as Michael Weatherred)
William Preston Robertson
- Earl
- (as Bill Robertson)
Venessa Verdugo
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- (as Vanessa Verdugo)
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forget about all the bad things you may or may not have heard about this one ,trust no one - but me. this is one fine film, enough said.
I enjoyed this movie. The characters were portrayed interestingly and the story moved along nicely. There were not many surprises, and some of the more gruesome scenes were stretched out longer than necessary. The main attraction was the quirkiness of the characters.
"Johnny Skidmarks" does not seem to know exactly what it wants to be - it crosses a number of genres, from black comedy to thriller. As it turns out, none of the genres it dabbles in are particularly well accomplished. It's not funny, not thrilling, or insightful. The main problem with the movie, as my summary line points out, is that it's too soft and low key. This particularly goes for lead actor Peter Gallagher - he is so lacking in emotion (ANY emotion) for most of the movie that it's hard to get a handle on his character. But the movie's story is also weak. It's extremely slow moving and filled with unnecessary fat. There's also fault with the twist about two-thirds into the movie, which is not only predictable to a good degree, it depends on the characters being extremely stupid. The only interesting thing to be found in the movie is seeing a pre-fame Jack Black, though his scenes only add up to a few minutes of the total running time.
I was scopping out the new releases at the local Blockbuster, and I came upon the movie, Jonny Skidmarks. I read the summary on the back of the movie box, and I thought it would be good. I got home popped it into my VCR, and started watching, the beginning and end were really good, but the middle of the movie....well, it got a little out of wack, and slipped away and never came back. I say thought-provking because it makes you think, this really happens to a lot of people, not like other movies...letting the plot get too out of hand. But this movie did get out of hand, having your arms, legs, and head chopped off and laid where they are supposed to be on your body, but not actually attached, and in the shape of JESUS CHRIST on the cross. I don't think so. This movie was alright , for just one viewing, and will never be played in my home again, Frances Mcdormand needs to look at her Oscar and think to herself, 'I need to get better roles.' Over and out.
This movie was better then I expected.
What little gore there was was top notch and effective to the scene,and the production values were fine.
I loved Jack black in it...he was the only Comedy in this "dark comic mystery"
John Lithgow was over the top,and fun as a psycho cop,and Gallagher was very good as the brooding photographer.
The script was a little weak and not fleshed out that well,still all in all a good movie.
The basic story is a freelance photographer gets in over his head with blackmail...then add some twists.
What little gore there was was top notch and effective to the scene,and the production values were fine.
I loved Jack black in it...he was the only Comedy in this "dark comic mystery"
John Lithgow was over the top,and fun as a psycho cop,and Gallagher was very good as the brooding photographer.
The script was a little weak and not fleshed out that well,still all in all a good movie.
The basic story is a freelance photographer gets in over his head with blackmail...then add some twists.
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- TriviaAccording to Jack Black, the movie performed poorly because "skidmarks" is slang for feces-stained underwear, and therefore people read it as "Johnny Shitstains".
- Quotes
Alice: How's the happy burger?
John Scardino: Mildly amusing.
- SoundtracksMagic Moments
Written by Burt Bacharach & Hal David
Performed by Perry Como
Courtesy of the RCA Records label of BMG Entertainment
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