A Crack in the Floor

What can I say here that hasn't been said a hundred times before? Folks, this is your classic blueprint for a cheesy horror films. Bad script, atrocious acting, no plot whatsoever, and a killer who lives under the floorboards are the key essentials to B-movie immortality.

The actor that has the most `star power' here is Gary Busey. Wow. What a legendary Hollywood idol he is. Starring in `A Crack in the floor' is probably the reason why he is the highly acclaimed Hollywood actor that he is.

Anyone over 10 will be bored silly. Spend your $3.99 on something more worthwhile.

Grade- D

A Crack In The Floor falls into the category of movies that are so pathetically bad that you watch them in order to laugh at them.

Mario Lopez is the only former alumnus of Saved By The Bell that Elizabeth Berkeley has a right to mock.

The acting is terrible, the dialogue is even worse - and the storyline is downright laughable.

My husband and I caught this one on cable and at first couldn't believe how bad it was and just as we were about to change the channel, Gary Busey's character was introduced. We laughed so hard we had tears in our eyes. Although I'm not sure if we were laughing harder at his performance or the fact that he was in this stinker in the first place.

We thoroughly enjoyed laughing at the remainder of this film. Rent it for pure campy amusement.

This is a very standard horror flick, filled with laughable acting and horrible writing. I rented it knowing what to expect and I got exactly what I wanted. The story is very thin and the dialogue is kinda whacked but I really enjoyed it.

The story goes something like this:

33 years ago, a widow and her young son are living in a small cabin somewhere in B.F.E. Well, a couple of hillbillies show up, rape and kill the mother, and beat the tar out of the kid. Thinking they're both dead, the two hicks go on about their business. Somehow, or another the kid doesn't die. He has lived in the basement of the cabin, picking off anyone who stumbles across his nest.

A group of twenty-something college kids (one of them being Mario Lopez from "Saved by the Bell") decide to take a little camping trip.

You can pretty much guess what happens from then on.

I really dig this stuff. I really enjoy campy dialog, and bad film-making, for some reason. This one has all the goods, though. A highlight being Gary Busey. He shows up for a deranged cameo and disspears, but his lines are hilarious.

One of the worst movies I've ever seen, however Gary Busey and Mario Lopez both give the best performances of their lives. If you've ever wanted to hear A.C. Slater talking about a man with a missing nose 69'in a chick or see Mr. Gary Busey make a mad dash to the bathroom trying to contain his diarrhea after giving the craziest dialog you'll ever hear, then this is the film for you. You can talk all day about Citizen Kane if you like. For my money, this film deserves it's rightful place at the top of the heap. Plotwise it's absolutely terrible, the story is ridiculous and it doesn't have much of an ending but the dialog is amazing. The superstar cast is really what makes this the best film ever made.

Apparenlty this is suppose to be a horror/triller movie. Laughed so hard, one of the worst movies I have seen in a while. Acting is awful. Filming is terrible. Special effects, if that is what they are suppose to be, are as good as any you can create at home yourself. Used a 'known' name to attract people. There are actually other recognizable people in this movie, I am not sure why they agreed to be in this. The most money was spent on the cover/poster for this movie. I felt tricked into renting it, the DVD case made it appear to not be as bad as it was, I guess the saying of 'Don't Judge a Book by It's Cover' applies here.Worth watching, just so you can see how bad it really is.