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Tongan Ninja

  • 2002
  • 1h 23m
IMDb RATING
5.9/10
764
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Tongan Ninja (2002)
ParodySlapstickActionComedyMusicalRomance

The Tongan Ninja is sent by his master to the island of New Zealand to help a floundering Chinese restaurant, but the mysterious Mister Big sends numerous villains to prevent the eatery's su... Read allThe Tongan Ninja is sent by his master to the island of New Zealand to help a floundering Chinese restaurant, but the mysterious Mister Big sends numerous villains to prevent the eatery's success.The Tongan Ninja is sent by his master to the island of New Zealand to help a floundering Chinese restaurant, but the mysterious Mister Big sends numerous villains to prevent the eatery's success.

  • Director
    • Jason Stutter
  • Writers
    • Jason Stutter
    • Jemaine Clement
  • Stars
    • Sam Manu
    • Jemaine Clement
    • Linda Tseng
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  • IMDb RATING
    5.9/10
    764
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Jason Stutter
    • Writers
      • Jason Stutter
      • Jemaine Clement
    • Stars
      • Sam Manu
      • Jemaine Clement
      • Linda Tseng
    • 23User reviews
    • 3Critic reviews
  • See production info at IMDbPro
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    Sam Manu
    • Tongan Ninja (Sione Finau)
    Jemaine Clement
    Jemaine Clement
    • Action Fighter (Marvin)
    Linda Tseng
    • Miss Lee
    Laura Hill
    • Miss Lee
    • (voice)
    Raybon Kan
    Raybon Kan
    • Asian Sidekick
    David Fane
    David Fane
    • Herman the Henchman
    Victor Rodger
    • Mr. Big
    Peter Daube
    • Chef Guy
    Jed Brophy
    Jed Brophy
    • Bank Manager
    Sean Allan
    • Knife Man
    Aaron Cubis
    • Gun Man
    Charles Lum
    Charles Lum
    • Master Magasaki…
    Hoani Siueva
    • Hemi the Henchman
    Grant Clifford
    • Graham the Henchman
    Taika Waititi
    Taika Waititi
    • Graham
    • (voice)
    • (as Taika Cohen)
    Brett Ormsby
    • Chang the Waiter
    Marty Pine
    • Wong
    Bevin Linkhorn
    • Dwayne
    • Director
      • Jason Stutter
    • Writers
      • Jason Stutter
      • Jemaine Clement
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    6smccar77

    A parody that clearly demonstrates the fun of filmmaking.

    "The Tongan Ninja," is a low budget parody of 70's and 80's martial arts films from Asia. The clearest comparison is with "Kung Pow! Enter the Fist," a film released slightly earlier in the same year. Both of these films are send ups of the various clichés and gaffs typical to kung fu and ninja films. TN distinguishes itself not in quality of SFX or novelty; rather, TN stands out because it exudes a sense of joy and enjoyment that the film makers had. The title of this film is an immediate clue to the overall theme and technical quality of the film. What sets this entry into the parody genre apart is the way in which it was executed.

    As with all parody, this film assumes that the audience will find mockery of details funny. TN pays very close attention to the slipshod practices of previous martial arts film makers. The result of this attention is a film that lambastes dubbing, poor writing, awkward/unrealistic romance, and absurd plot devices. The effect is very amusing. Unlike films that attempt to fill 90 minutes with as many gags and jokes as possible, TN remains consistent with the gaffs that it parodies. By limiting the extent of mockery, TN allows itself to develop an actual alternate world which is populated by naïve, stupid, and very funny people. A second, and more risky assumption, is that an "action" film can be successful if dialog driven. This does seem a contradiction in terms. How is it that a film, one which relies on fight scenes and mortal combat, can rely on so much exposition and dialog? The movie answers this by providing over the top silly dialog that touches on every oddity found in Martial Arts film dubs. Repetition, awkward translations of common "Asian" sayings, ridiculously misplaced commentary, and colorful threats all blend together to create a truly hilarious experience.

    TN is not without faults. The reliance on dialog does lead the story to drag at points. In addition, the repetition is just that, repetitive. However, these problems are easily forgiven when one actually feels this movie. To clarify the last sentence, this film conveys the joy and fun of the film makers. Possibly an example will help. We have all seen the uninspired formulaic film which is clearly made in an attempt to tidy up budgets and possibly make a small profit. These films are by no means "bad," yet they lack the ethereal quality of "Fun." TN exudes a sense of enjoyment. It is quite palpable how this production was relished by all involved. As the audience looses themselves in this happy mood, the film becomes all the more enjoyable.

    On a personal note, I will be highly recommending "The Tongan Ninja," to friends. This is perfect movie night fare. The lovingly crafted crappiness makes a wonderful pairing with beer and greasy food. 6 of 10 stars.
    10nick-argall

    B-grade plus

    Shot in English, and dubbed into English (because they couldn't afford location-based sound recording), Tongan Ninja sets out to be one of the worst films of all time and succeeds beautifully. Our one-dimensional hero is pitted against a variety of one-dimensional enemies, including Knife Man (who uses a knife), Gun Man (who uses a gun) and Action Fighter (who had the assistance of wire team from Lord of the Rings). It tells you something about a movie when the director's commentary features lines like "We were very lucky and had the use of the Lord of the Rings wire team for two weeks. But we had to ask them to make it look cheaper and messier, so it would match the rest of the movie." I'm a big fan of DVD special features. The 'making of' featurette features wonderful interviews with Peter Jackson and the director of Shrek, telling some very inventive lies about their admiration for this movie. The director's commentary is a wonderful insight into the labour of love that no-budget film-making can be, and the actor's commentary is a wonderful insight into actors who are deeply embarrassed to be in such a cheap movie. If you can enjoy bad action movies, this one is absolutely priceless.
    7monique79

    Tongan Ninja, good times

    First off, this movie is not to be taken seriously or compared to other Ninja movies. It is a total comedy/parody. If you are not a fan of ninja movies then see this! If you are a fan of ninja movies and have a sense of humor then see this! The character Action fighter is Jemaine Clement who is one half of Flight of the Conchords, a comedy act. They are a wonderful act so it ties into the comedy of this film. This comedy is what I call stupid funny, it is so stupid that it is funny! It is from a bunch of comedic friends who decided to make a movie, pretty good effort! What is nice as well are the extras like commentary, and the making of the film which is also funny. Seriously, take this movie lightly and enjoy some good laughs!
    9zellwood

    Almost too funny.

    I own the DVD. I had to have it. It is just unfortunate that this piece of cinematic brilliance (Use your own judgment) only screened once in New Zealand (and as an ARTS film ?!?) when it received accolades in countries such as Finland and Bulgaria! I recommend it to anyone with a NZ sense of humor and also anyone who liked Kung Pow. I recommend it to all my friends. Then I hear that they recommended it to all their friends as well. I am still waiting for someone to tell me they did not like this move.

    Be sure to check out the special features too. Lord of the Ring's Peter Jackson displays a rare view of his acting talent. If he is for this movie - you should be too!
    9clearwtr

    Great fun

    Well-pitched parody. Its strength is that it doesn't take itself seriously but clearly appreciates (and sweetly imitates) the over-dubbed corny kung fu movie genre. The DVD commentary is very loose and laid-back (often funny) but explains why the movie was so suited to parodying this style: it took 3 years to film, on a minimal budget. The over-dubbing was necessary because they couldn't afford sound recording on set. It was a simple extra step to deliberately mis-time the dubbing (or you could take the word of the lead actor that they were all carefully schooled in the art of speaking lines out of sync with their lips). A cult movie, best viewed with a group of friends, some popcorn and a few beers. I highly recommend the "extras" on the DVD: hilarious cast interviews as well as interviews with Peter Jackson (who always wanted to make the movie, couldn't get the rights and had to settle for making LOTR).

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    Parody
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    Slapstick
    Bruce Willis in Die Hard (1988)
    Action
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    Comedy
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    Musical
    Ingrid Bergman and Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca (1942)
    Romance

    Storyline

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    Did you know

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    • Trivia
      Majority of the plot is inspired from the film The Way of the Dragon (1972).
    • Quotes

      Action Fighter: So, you are the infamous Gun Man

      Gun Man: That's right

      Action Fighter: I hear you're good with guns

      Gun Man: I'm not just good; I'm the best

      Action Fighter: I heard you were good. I once knew a man who was good with children. They called him; Children Man. Know him?

      Gun Man: I kneecapped him and then I killed him

      Action Fighter: Nice

    • Connections
      Featured in The Official Making of 'Tongan Ninja' (2004)
    • Soundtracks
      How Deep Is Your Love
      by Barry Gibb, Robin Gibb, Maurice Gibb

      Published by Gibb Brothers Music

      Used With The Permission Of BMG Music Publishing Australia Pty. Limited

      Sung by Luma Patea

      With Backing Vocals by Samuel Samuel, Richard Samuel, Phill Darkins

      Music Arranged, Recorded & Produced by Bruno Barrett-Garnier

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    • Release date
      • November 8, 2002 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • New Zealand
    • Official site
      • Official Site
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Ниндзя что надо!
    • Filming locations
      • Tonga
    • Production company
      • Midnight Film Productions Limited
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    • Budget
      • NZ$80,000 (estimated)
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    • Runtime
      • 1h 23m(83 min)
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Dolby Digital EX

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