A high school loser pays a cheerleader to pose as his girlfriend so he can be considered cool.A high school loser pays a cheerleader to pose as his girlfriend so he can be considered cool.A high school loser pays a cheerleader to pose as his girlfriend so he can be considered cool.
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- 6 nominations total
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Urkel has become gangster and he is just not all that
It was good.
In the movie, Alvin (Cannon) is a nobody who wants to be a popular somebody. As somebody who once wished he could be more popular in high school, I completely understand where Alvin was coming from. So when popular cheerleader, Paris (Milian) gets into a jam, Alvin offers to help her if she pretends to be his girlfriend.
But Alvin soon finds out that there's more to popularity than he realized. As Paris puts it, "Popularity is like a job" and you have to "work" to keep up with everyone else. In the end, Alvin learns that it's far more rewarding to just be himself. (There's a cliché we never get tired of hearing.)
I thought the acting in the movie was great. Nick, Christina and the rest of the cast were believable in their roles, but still managed to stay funny. I especially liked Steve Harvey, playing Nick Cannon's 'Stuck in the 70's' dad.
This movie may not be 10/10 great, but if you're looking for a good date movie, you may want to consider this one.
bottom of the barrel remake
The stereotypes of adolescents that the film presents weren't fresh twenty years ago and they're even less so today. The story is utterly hackneyed and predictable what with Alvin being first an object of scorn, then - after some utterly unconvincing ghetto-`Pygmalion' makeover scenes - finding acceptance in the upper echelon of with-it kids, while at the same time turning his back on and rejecting the fellow nerds who used to be his friends. True to the formula, Alvin eventually learns a lesson or two about what being true to oneself really means.
There are virtually no funny moments in the film and the scenes between Alvin and his sex-obsessed dad begin to border on the creepy. `Love Don't Cost a Thing' may seem clever and fresh to audiences not old enough to have seen many movies, let alone the original on which this film is based. The rest of us with somewhat longer memories will gladly take a pass. What next? A remake of `Howard the Duck'?
There's more good than bad here, but a stronger lead performance could have elevated it to greatness
Directed by Troy Breyer (I Really Hate My Ex), the film stars Nick Cannon (Drumline), Christina Milian (Be Cool), Steve Harvey (The Steve Harvey Show), Kal Penn (Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle), and Kenan Thompson (Snakes on a Plane).
I enjoyed many aspects of this film. The writing was strong, and the cast, except for Nick Cannon, was well-selected. Cannon's performance often felt awkward and like he was trying too hard, but the rest of the cast felt authentic, with Steve Harvey delivering a wild and hilarious performance. The ending was a bit over the top, and the twists seemed unrealistic.
In conclusion, there's more good than bad here, but a stronger lead performance could have elevated it to greatness. I would score this a 6/10 and strongly recommend it for you to judge for yourself.
Nothing new...
One big complaint was that most of the high school kids in this movie looked like they were in there mid-30s, especially Alvin's nerd friends.
FINAL VERDICT: I think it is aimed for a teenage audience, and if you are over 22, I don't recommend it.
Did you know
- TriviaThe campus and gym scenes were shot at Long Beach Poly High School in Long Beach, California. Other movies such as 'Coach Carter' (2005) and 'American Pie' (1999) were also shot at this school.
- GoofsWhen Walter walks into the locker and falls down, you can see the mat on the floor.
- Quotes
Paris Morgan: You know, Al. There's something we've been avoiding all day. Something I think maybe we oughta do.
Alvin Johnson: I think you're right. This may sound kinda silly. How do we do it?
Paris Morgan: [laughs] Well... just go for it. Ya know?
[they turn and look at each other, Paris expecting Al to kiss her]
Alvin Johnson: We'll break up first thing tomorrow morning in the hallway, so everyone can see. I mean make a big scene, but a dignified scene 'cause you know we got to protect our reps.
- ConnectionsFeatured in The Making of 'Love Don't Cost a Thing' (2004)
- SoundtracksLuv Me Baby
Written by Murphy Lee (as Tohri Murphy Lee Harper) and Jazze Pha (as Phalon Alexander)
Performed by Murphy Lee featuring Jazze Pha (as Jazze PHA) and Sleepy Brown
Courtesy of Universal Records
Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
Jazze PHA courtesy of Atlantic Recording Corp.
Sleepy Brown courtesy of DreamWorks Records
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- Also known as
- El amor no cuesta nada
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Box office
- Gross US & Canada
- $21,924,226
- Opening weekend US & Canada
- $6,315,311
- Dec 14, 2003
- Gross worldwide
- $21,964,072
- Runtime
- 1h 40m(100 min)
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- Aspect ratio
- 1.85 : 1







