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Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Lindsay finds herself strangely compelled to be with Tobias...

Lindsay Funke: Oh my god, I'm sorry, I walked into the wrong trailer!

Dave Attell: Wow, the service sent you over quick.

Narrator: ...But not the one she's married to.

Lindsay Funke: [he quickly disrobes] You don't cry when you take those off?

Narrator: Having finally had sex, GOB can admit that he never consummated his marriage.

George "Gob" Bluth II: Your Honor, we never consummated this marriage.

Wife of Gob: Judge, maybe you should take a look at this, which was taken in your office just moments ago.

[She hands the judge a picture, and GOB is seen shirtless with the shirt over his head]

Narrator: Then GOB catches a lucky break.

Judge Lionel Ping: There's no way to tell who this man is.

Narrator: But it doesn't last long.

George "Gob" Bluth II: Oh that's me, your honor, I fucked my wife.

Barry Zuckerkorn: Oh, we've really lost this case.

Narrator: And Maeby impresses some kids at the Promise Land with her one scary campfire story.

Mae 'Maebe' Funke: Knock, scrape. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call!

[Buster enters the clearing while holding up his hook]

Buster: Hey, campers.

[the kids all scream and run away]

Buster: I'm a monster!

Michael: This may have been a step backward.