The Contest
- Episode aired Nov 18, 1992
- PG
- 23m
IMDb RATING
9.5/10
9.8K
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George's mother throws her back out when she falls down after catching George performing a personal act; the gang partakes in a contest of self-denial.George's mother throws her back out when she falls down after catching George performing a personal act; the gang partakes in a contest of self-denial.George's mother throws her back out when she falls down after catching George performing a personal act; the gang partakes in a contest of self-denial.
Ruth Cohen
- Ruthie Cohen
- (uncredited)
Jack McGoldrick
- Man in Spotted Shirt
- (uncredited)
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This is, without a doubt, one of the sweetest shows ever on TV. George is caught polishing his bayonet by his mother. She is so shocked that she falls and hurts her back. When George explains what happened to the gang, they make a bet that none of them can resist this action. What ensues are women, naked in the apartment across the street, JFK Junior and Elaine, and baths being given by a knockout nurse to a knockout patient. Kramer is the smart one. Each is put through torture as they try to win the bet. Jerry has a real opportunity to get it on with the girl from Frazier, but he has to shoot his mouth off. What a phenomenal episode.
And here we are with the "creme de la creme" of... Seinfeld. Okay, that's debatable but nobody will deny The Contest is among the show's best ones. It has everything a classic episode must have: memorable moments, funny clever dialogue, great direction, great performances and a killer idea.
Killer idea: if you think that an episode revolving around 4 people trying to hold the longest without masturbating is a risky-weird choice, imagine what people thought back in 92'. Aside from its historical importance, the idea about a contest is perfect because the episode unfolds itself almost like a game. It is one of the most entertaining episodes and our four protagonist are all fundamental to the plot.
Memorable moments: some great Seinfeld episodes have one memorable moment, maybe two. The Contest has around 4 of these. The opening conversation, George visiting his mother for the first time, Kramer caving and George visiting his mother for the second time. Each one of these moments has the audience going absolutely wild.
Funny clever dialogue: from the masterfully written opening scene, to George's conversations with his mother and Kramer numerous speeches, it's perfect from every way you look at it.
Great direction: Master Cherones appearing once again in a review. His subtle camera-work is beyond believe, adding so much to the material. The pace is near perfect, nor rushed nor slow.
Great performances: every actor here gives an Emmy-winning performance. From the main protagonists to Estelle and Marla, everyone is on point. I don't know which is the peak of the episode, if Kramer or George. Either way, they are all fantastic.
One of the best of the show (if not the best), an episode that changed history and that remains an incredible one even taking its importance aside.
Killer idea: if you think that an episode revolving around 4 people trying to hold the longest without masturbating is a risky-weird choice, imagine what people thought back in 92'. Aside from its historical importance, the idea about a contest is perfect because the episode unfolds itself almost like a game. It is one of the most entertaining episodes and our four protagonist are all fundamental to the plot.
Memorable moments: some great Seinfeld episodes have one memorable moment, maybe two. The Contest has around 4 of these. The opening conversation, George visiting his mother for the first time, Kramer caving and George visiting his mother for the second time. Each one of these moments has the audience going absolutely wild.
Funny clever dialogue: from the masterfully written opening scene, to George's conversations with his mother and Kramer numerous speeches, it's perfect from every way you look at it.
Great direction: Master Cherones appearing once again in a review. His subtle camera-work is beyond believe, adding so much to the material. The pace is near perfect, nor rushed nor slow.
Great performances: every actor here gives an Emmy-winning performance. From the main protagonists to Estelle and Marla, everyone is on point. I don't know which is the peak of the episode, if Kramer or George. Either way, they are all fantastic.
One of the best of the show (if not the best), an episode that changed history and that remains an incredible one even taking its importance aside.
George's mother is forced to hospital after she throws her back out when she falls down after catching him doing "you know." When George says he'll never do it again, Jerry challenges him to a contest of being "master of your domains", when he accepts, Elaine and Kramer want in on the action, or rather the lack of it.
Things get worse when Kramer discovers that the women across the street is walking around with nothing on. Jerry is in the contest and dating a virgin leads him to say the hilarious rant,,, 'I can't take it anymore! She's driving me crazy! I can't sleep, I can't leave the house, and I' here, I'm climbin' the walls. Meanwhile, I'm dating a virgin, I'm in this contest - something's gotta give'
'The contest' is comedy at it's finest
Are you 'master of your domain'.
Things get worse when Kramer discovers that the women across the street is walking around with nothing on. Jerry is in the contest and dating a virgin leads him to say the hilarious rant,,, 'I can't take it anymore! She's driving me crazy! I can't sleep, I can't leave the house, and I' here, I'm climbin' the walls. Meanwhile, I'm dating a virgin, I'm in this contest - something's gotta give'
'The contest' is comedy at it's finest
Are you 'master of your domain'.
Title says it all. Cleverly crude and accurate.
Favourite episode, followed by the sponge.
Did you know
- TriviaThe word "masturbation" (the subject of the episode) is never mentioned. The script originally did use the word, but Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David realized that the episode would be funnier and less controversial without it. David claims that if NBC had rejected the episode he would have quit. NBC received only 31 complaints from viewers.
- GoofsGeorge says his parents were supposed to be at work when his mother caught him. However in the hospital Estelle says she went out for a quart of milk and caught him when she came back.
- Quotes
Cosmo Kramer: [after having seen a naked woman across the street, he enters his apartment and exits 30 seconds later with a wad of cash] I'm out!
- ConnectionsFeatured in Seinfeld: The Highlights of a Hundred (1995)
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- 1890 2nd Avenue, Manhattan, New York City, New York, USA(Exterior - Metropolitan Hospital Center)
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