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If My Hole Could Talk

  • Episode aired May 12, 2008
  • TV-14
  • 22m
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Susan Blakely in Two and a Half Men (2003)
Two And A Half Men: If My Hole Could Talk
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Charlie dates a self-help author who is much older than he is, has a 32-year-old son and treats Charlie more like a son than a boyfriend. Jake tries to write a book report over the weekend b... Read allCharlie dates a self-help author who is much older than he is, has a 32-year-old son and treats Charlie more like a son than a boyfriend. Jake tries to write a book report over the weekend but keeps losing the book before he can read it.Charlie dates a self-help author who is much older than he is, has a 32-year-old son and treats Charlie more like a son than a boyfriend. Jake tries to write a book report over the weekend but keeps losing the book before he can read it.

  • Director
    • Jon Cryer
  • Writers
    • Chuck Lorre
    • Lee Aronsohn
    • Mark Roberts
  • Stars
    • Charlie Sheen
    • Jon Cryer
    • Angus T. Jones
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  • IMDb RATING
    7.7/10
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    • Director
      • Jon Cryer
    • Writers
      • Chuck Lorre
      • Lee Aronsohn
      • Mark Roberts
    • Stars
      • Charlie Sheen
      • Jon Cryer
      • Angus T. Jones
    • 1User review
    • 1Critic review
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    Two And A Half Men: If My Hole Could Talk
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    Charlie Sheen
    Charlie Sheen
    • Charlie Harper
    Jon Cryer
    Jon Cryer
    • Alan Harper
    Angus T. Jones
    Angus T. Jones
    • Jake Harper
    Susan Blakely
    Susan Blakely
    • Angie
    Coby Ryan McLaughlin
    Coby Ryan McLaughlin
    • Jeremy
    Jack Plotnick
    Jack Plotnick
    • Mike
    • Director
      • Jon Cryer
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      • Chuck Lorre
      • Lee Aronsohn
      • Mark Roberts
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    • Trivia
      Episode title spoken by Charlie, to Angie (Susan Blakely).
    • Goofs
      Alan's blue napkin disappears and reappears between shots as they eat at the kitchen table.
    • Quotes

      Charlie Harper: I don't know why you continue to bang your head against the wall. The kid's obviously destined to sell tube socks from the back of his car.

      Alan Harper: A business of his own. Gee, that'd be swell.

    • Connections
      References Grey's Anatomy (2005)
    • Soundtracks
      Manly Men
      (Theme Song)

      Composed by Grant Geissman, Lee Aronsohn and Chuck Lorre

      Performed by Dominik Hauser (upright bass), Elizabeth Daily and studio musicians (vocals)

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    • Release date
      • May 12, 2008 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Filming locations
      • Stage 26, Warner Brothers Burbank Studios - 4000 Warner Boulevard, Burbank, California, USA
    • Production companies
      • Chuck Lorre Productions
      • The Tannenbaum Company
      • Warner Bros. Television
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    • Runtime
      • 22m
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Stereo
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.78 : 1

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