Not All Dogs Go to Heaven
- Episode aired Mar 29, 2009
- TV-14
- 22m
Meg who is ill with the mumps, becomes religious and tries to convert Brian from Atheism; Stewie teleports the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) to Quahog.Meg who is ill with the mumps, becomes religious and tries to convert Brian from Atheism; Stewie teleports the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) to Quahog.Meg who is ill with the mumps, becomes religious and tries to convert Brian from Atheism; Stewie teleports the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) to Quahog.
- Peter Griffin
- (voice)
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- Lois Griffin
- (voice)
- Chris Griffin
- (voice)
- Meg Griffin
- (voice)
- Cleveland Brown
- (voice)
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- Diane Simmons
- (voice)
- Zima Bottle
- (voice)
- (as Johnny Brennan)
- Calvin
- (voice)
- LeVar Burton
- (voice)
- Employee
- (voice)
- Kirk Cameron
- (voice)
- Denise Crosby
- (voice)
- Michael Dorn
- (voice)
- Trekkie #1
- (voice)
- (as David Goodman)
- Trekkie #2
- (voice)
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Featured reviews
I guarantee that a huge portion of the Family Guy audience is Christian, and I am sure that this episode just succeeded in alienating most of those viewers. However, this episode is not just an attack on Christianity. Because it asserts that ANYONE who believes in a God is an idiot, Macfarlane just ostracized every Jew, Muslim, Hindu, and other agnostic who watches his show. Stupid move on his, and Fox's part. Who's left to watch? Just a handful of fellow atheists. By all means, tell me I suck or should just go to hell for being "too stupid and narrow-minded" for this comment, but I can't be the only person turned off of Family Guy because of this episode, religious or not.
If you're gonna hit a certain belief system or lifestyle hard, why not goad everyone equally? Why the hell can this episode air when "Wish Upon a Weinstein", which poked fun at the Jewish culture, was never allowed to be broadcast with the rest of its original season? And, according to the DVD commentary, that episode was written by Jewish staff AND approved by local rabbis. Notice how the most offensive "jokes" are always aimed at Christianity/conservatives/Republicans/any non-liberal, non-Democrat and not Buddhism, Islam, Judaism, etc? Yet if Christians/conservatives/etc. protest, they are considered "close-minded", "racist", and "stupid" for protesting. Why is this strange reverse discrimination allowed?
I do think that most of Family Guy's Christianity/Jewish/Muslim/religious jokes are funny and usually have valid points. Not this travesty. It was just a direct attack, and the weak "jokes" that attempt to cover this fact up do nothing to suggest that this episode is just a silly social commentary.
Seth Macfarlane, quit using your show to beat others over the head with your personal beliefs! You obviously ridicule others for doing just that; it's hypocritical! Go back to clever social commentary. I miss my awesome Family Guy!
I loved the South Park episode "Bloody Mary." It is mostly a satire of Alcoholics Anonymous, but the Catholic Church was highly offended by this episode because it featured a statue of the Virgin Mary "bleeding out her ---." Nevertheless, it was a hilarious episode, and I highly recommend it to anyone willing to appreciate it.
I've been watching South Park for years because of two reasons: 1) It's funny. 2) South Park knows how to satirize without personally offending any group of people. Sure, they've taken their potshots at celebrities and other individuals (deservedly so), but they've largely avoided making blanket statements about groups of people. You won't hear them say, "All Republicans are ignorant rednecks" or "All Democrats are patronizing hippies." This is how South Park has managed to stay relevant and popular for years.
And if South Park satirized religion, they didn't personally insult the believers. Seth MacFarlane broke this unwritten rule. Brian's speech at the end of this episode was akin to saying, "Your religion is wrong and you are an idiot for believing in it."
Never mind the fact that the quality of Family Guy episodes had been deteriorating for years since its renewal. I kept watching because I hoped that it could return to its pre-2005 comedy form. Everyone remembers the Kool-Aid guy screaming "Oh Yeah!" in the courtroom. When did Family Guy stray from its roots to start preaching religion and politics?
I was also quite disappointed that the Star Trek: TNG cast wasn't more prominently featured in this episode. I love TNG, and I had hoped that the cast would be the "A" storyline. Years ago when the show was in its infancy, they might have been.
So although this show was dying for years, it was this episode that finally turned me off. I found myself watching the "Simpsons" again. Give it a try; you might realize and appreciate all the subtle, clever humor you've missed for years with this show.
I though athiests hate preachy nonsense, wow I never realised how hypocritical they were until seeing this, and the good reviews.
Let's bring South Park in the situation, yeah they like some fun at RELIGION sometimes, and fair enuf you know Matt and trey themselves said u gotta make fun of all it's not fair it's only one.
Not really the same with family guy I wonder if there was an athiest alternative to this episode, I mean in the sense that they make fun of atheists, 'oh you belive monkey came into man, why is monkey still here??? Haha! Oh you don't belive in God? But you belive in daddy Big Bang, hahaha what about conservation of energy' you see how dumb it can sound?
Nothing against Seth just this episode was trash along with season 7 (70% wasboring 30% was decent)
Did you know
- TriviaThis is the first time the entire Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) cast has worked together since Star Trek: Nemesis (2002).
- GoofsWhen Meg comes down to breakfast after her illness, she wears pajamas. After cutting to a commercial then back to the family eating breakfast, she is wearing her regular clothes.
- Quotes
Stewie Griffin: This... was... exhausting. This whole experience, was absolutely... exhausting. You people have *ruined* "Star Trek: The Next Generation" for me. You are absolutely the most insufferable group of jackasses I have *ever* had the misfortune of spending an extended period of time with. I hope you all fucking die.
Patrick Stewart: I still have five prize tickets from the carnival.
Stewie Griffin: There was nothing for five tickets! We've been over this!
Patrick Stewart: Well, but LeVar and I were going to pool ours for the fuzzy troll pencil topper.
Stewie Griffin: Oh yeah? You gonna share that?
LeVar Burton: Yeah, we were gonna share it.
Stewie Griffin: Really? How's that gonna work?
Patrick Stewart: Three days at my house, three days at LeVar's, and alternating Sundays.
Stewie Griffin: For a pencil topper?
Michael Dorn: I have to pee again.
Stewie Griffin: That's it. Good-bye.
[teleports them away]
Stewie Griffin: [Brent's drink doesn't teleport and stains the floor] Fuck!
- Alternate versionsThe Adult Swim version replaces the William Shatner joke at the beginning with a new brief shot of people on the convention floor.
- ConnectionsFeatured in WatchMojo: Top 10 Worst Family Guy Episodes (2018)