See You in the Morning/Disorganized Crime/Speed Zone/Checking Out/Little Vera

Roger Ebert - Host: [reviewing "Speed Zone"] You know what I would've done before I made this movie?... In fact, I wouldn't have made this movie. That's what I would've done.

Gene Siskel - Host: Yeah, I was hoping you'd...

Roger Ebert - Host: I would've taken everyone who, who was working on the screenplay and who was working on the production, working on the direction, and I would've chained them to a theater seat and I would've put all kinds of little meters all over their body and I would've forced them to look at "Cannonball Run Part 1" and "Cannonball Run Part 2".

Gene Siskel - Host: Mm-hmm?

Roger Ebert - Host: And then, I wouldn't have allowed them to use anything in this movie that they didn't laugh at in the first two movies. Now...

[Gene chuckles]

Roger Ebert - Host: since the first two movies have NO LAUGHS, AT ALL, WHATSOEVER, they would've quickly realized that there were also NO laughs in this movie! Not ONE.

Gene Siskel - Host: Not one.

Roger Ebert - Host: I sat there in a room full of people, and I listened, and NOBODY laughed even ONE time for 95 minutes, because this movie is NOT FUNNY!

Gene Siskel - Host: Yes. Other than that, Mr. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

[Roger chuckles]

Gene Siskel - Host: Uh, it's, it's shameful. I mean you feel there, I felt depressed, really depressed at the movies, depressed that I had to be there. Y'know, we already had one film

["She's Out of Control"]

Gene Siskel - Host: earlier this month that made me wanna quit my job.