The Alpines

Everything about this movie was really weak. The acting, the writing, the sound wasn't so great either. It's called the Alpine but we're there fabatsic shots of the outdoor scenery? No.

The whole movie centered around really lame relationship drama from college. There was nothing thrilling about this movie at all. Watching it felt like watching highschool students argue about who slept with who. The ending was rushed and total garbage.

I wish I'd sifted through the very fake reviews and didn't waste my time watching this.

I literally saw the cameraman in the reflection of the window in one scene. I give it two stars because I appreciate trashy movies. This wasn't entertaining though. So bad that, unfortunately, it is bad.

Prepare the most obvious fake punches, peak overacting, and a script that could rival the one you wrote in high school.

If you're hoping for scares, thrills, or any kind of tension, I'd recommend seeking another movie.

2/10 stars

cons - bad direction terrible screenplay/script terrible cinematography convoluted and bland story telling also, this is neither horror nor a thriller

pros - mediocre acting (not really a pro, but with a better director, the actors could have definitely done better)

You know a movie is going to be bad when the camera is focused on something which it will not reveal for at least 5 minutes with all the characters staring at the wall in horror and shock. And after they are all terrified and want to leave asap.... they don't.

In short, several college friends are invited to a summer lodge. Everyone still wants to sleep with each other, the relationships are completely not credible, and the writing is written like it was done by high school teenager. This is really dreck. The actors had a hard time selling it because the script just is a prolonged excuse to keep suspense for 90 minutes with nothing actually happening until it hits its final reveal. Don't waste your time or believe the numerous fake reviews. Almost 166 reviewers unanimously agreed with a 7/10 rating and that never happens.