The Midwife

The thing that makes pregnant horror films scary is how relatable they are. Pregnant women are beautiful. They glow with anticipation but they are protectively cautious. They don't just let some random woman who shows up claiming to be a midwife, come into their home, start taking their medical advice and consume medications given to them by this unknown person.

I'm sorry but nothing about this made much sense to me. I say pass.

This is one of those films that I almost feel bad writing about, because it's so awful that there is literary nothing good to say about it. Not only is it amateurish in every aspect (the soap opera cinematography, the acting, the direction, the absurd script...) but it's just a torture to sit through. (Only the "Holy Trinity" of Luna manages to do a worse job with a much bigger budget. Look for María Lidón if you want to know what I mean). It seems to be some kind of crowdfunding and I really feel sorry for the people that were illusioned with the project, because the end result is like an assignment from a cinema school, but instead of being a short is a feature. At least one thing that the movie helps illustrate is how important is to have a good sound editing company for your films, even if they are really low-budget. It was impossible for me with this terrible sound mixing to achieve a suspension of disbelief and feel as though this was a real movie.

Man I love British horror!!

Great find online, writing this so more people can see it.

Tight plot and good surprises, particularly liked the Midwife character.

Had major vintage thriller vibes!! I was hooked througout - good twist and characters.

Omg was not sure about this at first but was good so many twists I got confused but it makes it a great film. Something different!! About time !!

Terrible film, absolutely abysmal.

These fake reviews need to be deleted, and the accounts blocked. You're seeing it far too often on this site now.

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