patrickkeown

I absolutely hate this episode. The later episodes of the series are too far out sometimes and this one is a perfect example.

Sophia gets sick and so the brilliant idea from Dorothy is to set up this outlandish scheme where Sophia gets a "job" that she doesn't really have-and doesn't get paid for- just so someone can keep an eye on her for a few days. THIS is her solution to caregiving? Give me a break. Did she really think that wasn't going to blow up in everyone's faces? Hell, even Rose could've come up with a better solution. There are some funny lines but overall I can't get past the stupid premise.

Awful. Terrible. Disappointing. Embarrassing. There are not enough negative words in the English (or any) language to describe how bad I think this movie is. For what little plot there is, it's written so poorly and delivered so badly that I'm shocked it's even considered a finished product. Here are some quick observations (and this coming from a huge horror fan):

• uhh, what?

• It's a fairly short movie but it's so dull and nonsensical that it feels like three hours. I looked at my watch multiple times wondering when it'd all be over.

• What was that whole doll brain thing all about??

• uhh, what?

• I kept seeing audience members looking at each other in disbelief; particularly after the killer sang or said something nonsensical.

• Has Nick Cage, as an actor who assumingely chooses his films, lost his mind?

• Did a presidential candidate write this movie? Dialogue is strung together with nonsense like a really bad debate speech.

• The twist, if you can call it that, is a let down. (Not that you have high hopes to begin with.)

• Alicia Witt can't act.

• uhh, what?