Mind flayer
description[edit]
A mind flayer also called illithids is a strang creature withe the body of a man and the body of a octopus for a head. they exclusivly eat brains though some species have shown a love of Blood, fish, or poon. They are seriously evil and should be avoided at all times.It is often thought that they are a highly irradiated species of grue who devolved after coming into contact with the highly irradiated and horrific PS3 to surrvive the shock that some people actually play them. They are known to commit amazing acts of jackassery when pissed off. They have massive psionic powers and often use them to hide themselves.
Known Mind Flayers[edit]
Bob Hope Michael Jackson Ice T Bill Gates President clinton Holly Hunter Tom Cruise Patrick Stewart Kate Beckingsale rick james michael j fox L ron Hubbard will smith
Motives[edit]
It is known that they work in huge groups much like terrorist cells due to their hive mind and that they all have a common goal, but it is still unknown. One idea brought up by oscar wilde during the PDAEOEA (PoeticDestructionAndEradictionOfEvilAssociation) gathering is that they some how plan to conquer earth through control of the sushi market most likely through japan. it is also thought that they wish to create a super soildier before this to take down their only obsticle, godzilla.
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