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Arcane Signet

Arcane Signet {2}

Artifact
{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
One cannot wear the tiara without cracking a few crowns.
Read the Bones

Read the Bones {2}{B}

Sorcery
Scry 2, then draw two cards. You lose 2 life.
Learn anything you want to know— and everything you don't.
Butcher of Malakir

Butcher of Malakir {5}{B}{B}

Creature - Vampire Warrior
Flying
Whenever this creature or another creature you control dies, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice.
5/4
Butcher of Malakir

Butcher of Malakir {5}{B}{B}

Creature - Vampire Warrior
Flying
Whenever this creature or another creature you control dies, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice.
5/4
Possibility Storm

Possibility Storm {3}{R}{R}
(Intergalactic Wrestling)

Enchantment
Whenever a player casts a spell from their hand, that player exiles it, then exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a card that shares a card type with it. That player may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then they put all cards exiled with this enchantment on the bottom of their library in a random order.
Piper of the Swarm

Piper of the Swarm {1}{B}

Creature - Human Warlock
Rats you control have menace.
{1}{B}, {T}: Create a 1/1 black Rat creature token.
{2}{B}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice three Rats: Gain control of target creature.
1/3
Regrowth

Regrowth {1}{G}

Sorcery
Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
Related cards: Garth One-Eye Key to the Archive
Big Score

Big Score {3}{R}

Instant
As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens.
"A girl does what she does to get by."
—Kitsune
Slime Against Humanity

Slime Against Humanity {2}{G}

Sorcery
Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity.
A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.
Academy Manufactor

Academy Manufactor {3}

Artifact Creature - Assembly-Worker
If you would create a Clue, Food, or Treasure token, instead create one of each.
"You're lucky I don't have to use a thumb. Our finger inventory's in a sorry state."
1/3
Ruin Crab

Ruin Crab {U}
(Mirelurk Hatchling)

Creature - Crab
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, each opponent mills three cards.
Despite their diminutive size, mirelurk hatchlings can swarm the unwary, attacking just moments after escaping their eggs.
0/3
Related cards: Oyaminartok, Polar Werebear Tireless Angler
Big Score

Big Score {3}{R}

Instant
As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens.
An ace in the hole will keep the caps flowing.
Command Tower

Command Tower

Land
{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
"Drive In, Fly Out!"
—Red Rocket Slogan
Related card: Tower Winder
Tidal Barracuda

Tidal Barracuda {3}{U}

Creature - Fish
Any player may cast spells as though they had flash.
Your opponents can't cast spells during your turn.
SWIM FASTER SWIM FASTER
SWIM FASTER SWIM FASTER
SWIM FASTER SWIM FASTER
3/4
Master of the Feast

Master of the Feast {1}{B}{B}

Enchantment Creature - Demon
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent draws a card.
I'll have whatever they're having!
5/5
Invasion Plans

Invasion Plans {2}{R}

Enchantment
All creatures block each combat if able.
The attacking player chooses how each creature blocks each combat.
A hundred thousand infantry, twenty-eight tank divisions, several hundred auxiliaries, two generals, and one bright green dragon creature can't be wrong.
Miren, the Moaning Well

Miren, the Moaning Well

Legendary Land
{T}: Add {C}.
{3}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness.
Diviners sought a source for water but instead found a source for the dead.
Jace, the Mind Sculptor

Jace, the Mind Sculptor {2}{U}{U}

Legendary Planeswalker - Jace
[+2]: Look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card on the bottom of that player's library.
[0]: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
[–1]: Return target creature to its owner's hand.
[–12]: Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles their hand into their library.
Loyalty:
3
Doom Blade

Doom Blade {1}{B}

Instant
Destroy target nonblack creature.
tALk aBoUt puTtINg tHe "OW!" in "sHAdOw"!
Related card: Key to the Archive
Massacre

Massacre {2}{B}{B}

Sorcery
If an opponent controls a Plains and you control a Swamp, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.
"oH nO! uR sOOoo sCaRy! ROFL, I'M DYIN!"
Torment of Hailfire

Torment of Hailfire {X}{B}{B}

Sorcery
Repeat the following process X times. Each opponent loses 3 life unless that player sacrifices a nonland permanent of their choice or discards a card.
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Ruination

Ruination {3}{R}

Sorcery
Destroy all nonbasic lands.
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Mogis, God of Slaughter

Mogis, God of Slaughter {2}{B}{R}

Legendary Enchantment Creature - God
Indestructible
As long as your devotion to black and red is less than seven, Mogis isn't a creature.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, Mogis deals 2 damage to that player unless they sacrifice a creature of their choice.
7/5
Garruk, Caller of Beasts

Garruk, Caller of Beasts {4}{G}{G}

Legendary Planeswalker - Garruk
[+1]: Reveal the top five cards of your library. Put all creature cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
[–3]: You may put a green creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
[–7]: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may search your library for a creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle."
Loyalty:
4
Rograkh, Son of Rohgahh

Rograkh, Son of Rohgahh {0}

Legendary Creature - Kobold Warrior
(Color indicator: Rograkh, Son of Rohgahh is red)
First strike, menace, trample
Partner
Rograkh couldn't bear to watch his father pillage his own people. Not when there were so many other people they could pillage instead.
0/1