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May 22, 2022 12:38 AM
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While theoretically rating anime is effortless, it is not entirely accurate. Doing it empirically requires a tad bit more effort, but the results are on point and it's surprisingly amusing. Today, I will introduce you to a new branch of chemistry, which pays attention to identifying anime. Without further ado, here are all the basics and tests, I have gathered.


1.1 - SCORE, MEAN SCORE AND GENRES:
To comprehend score and mean score, you need to have a basic understanding of ratings. Ratings are submitted by copious personalities, on a scale of 1 to 10, based on sentiment. Now, you might assume mean score means when the score is acting unpleasantly and tells you to go fuck yourself (go ahead). Its actually when the score acts unpleasantly and massacres your entire family. Moving on, genres are categories, which denote the animes minor or major themes. Refer to diagram 1 and 2.



1.2 - STUDIOS AND MANGA:
Studios are responsible for composing the anime. They are responsible for the physical and chemical properties of the anime at hand. If you are displeased with any aspect, please harass the studios on Twitter.com. Mangas are historical texts. Every year a manga is found in a dig site. Some believe the dinosaurs are the authors, others tend to think that jesus, himself wrote them. In spite of the dissonance, we can agree on one thing: Light novels are bet-
Refer to diagram 3.




2.1 - PROPERTIES:
For the safety of youngsters, incase they involuntarily discover anime, animes are not printed into the periodic table. They have their own group and period, being 69 and 420. It's outstandingly comical, I cannot stop laughing. The number 60+9 makes everyone laugh, if you do not laugh, you do not have humor. Imagine not laughing at 69, you're a boomer, you deserve to rot in hell. Anyways, they are highly combustible, basic, acidic, covalently bonded, ionically bonded, metallically bonded, every homologous series, high melting points, high boiling points, density may depend on ratings and they cry easily.

2.2 - REACTIONS:
I shall list the reactions. Denote any anime in [X], for simplicity.
1) [X] + H2O -> Ice Cubes + Nuclear Waste
2) [X] + O2 -> Polluted Air + Nuclear Waste
3) [X] + Sprite + Cough Syrup -> Lean 💜🟣💜🟣 (+ Nuclear Waste}
4) [X] + Fe -> Hydrated Iron(III)Oxide + Cocaine
5) Coke + Mentos -> explosion

Disclaimer! Do NOT use protective gear. The acid on your skin will feel marvelous.

2.2 - NAOH AND NH3:
Sodium Hydroxide and Ammonia are usually used in identifying Cations (ions present in cats). However, they are also effective and functional, in identifying anime demographics. Refer to diagram 4.



2.3 - FLAME TESTS:
Most of the times, flame tests are used to identify metal ions, they are also applicable here. You can deduce that you require fire from the name. Firstly, I will apprise the precautions of this test. Make sure at least most than 1/2th of your house is flammable and make sure that no one can escape. Now proceed by puncturing a gas pipe, then igniting it. Simply compare the results with the table in diagram 5.



"Moral" Of The Story
The moral is coherent and absolute. There is but one, singular moral upon us. The source is unidentified, but the authenticity is definite. What is "righteous" and "fair", is not for intelligible man to decide, rather a higher existence. Crimes are according to fallible law, who is to say that ped murder is immoral? We are bound to the rules of society, not absolute ones. The question arises: what is the singular moral in question? This is where Kinoko Nasu comes in. He is unidentified as he hides behind a mushroom. He has stated, “Drown in your ideals and die!”. In simple terms, my homie has stated that fuck your morals and cease to exist (! symbolizing his enthusiasm). This was taken from the book of Fate, volume Stay/Night, chapter 12.

Now that you have comprehended the art of rating anime and how your morals are fictitious: please dispose of yourself. Don't make me come over there.
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May 22, 2022 12:51 AM
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nice meme'd sir high fun proficiency seamless quality parody posts I am aroused
May 22, 2022 12:52 AM
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Thank you for offering this new perspective OP. Appreciated.
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May 22, 2022 12:56 AM
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The amount of effort is insane. Great job.
May 22, 2022 4:04 AM
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I am lost for words on how precise the calculations are. Hats off to you Mr. Michael Morbius.
Doctor. You have clearly not been morbing enough.

May 22, 2022 4:19 AM
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big fat voluptuous round anime tiddies
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I commend your dedication to make such an interesting thread.
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Thorough, creative and concise. The best MAL forums has to offer. 

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