When an Eminent Scientist Says Magic Is Real—Pay Attention https://mitchhorowitz.substack.com/p/when-an-eminent-scientist-says-magic 00:00:00 – Cold Open & "Hey yo, Crypto!" Loose banter to kick off the show—traffic stories, neighborhood oddities, and warming up the mics with goofy "hey yo, Crypto" riffs. 00:04:51 – Alex Jones Clip Week (Set-up) Wednesday means AJ clip roundup: shock jock non-sequiturs, late-night "after hours" imagery, and the crew joking through it before the real topics. 00:09:41 – Sparkle Shine Story Time More outrageous AJ pulls (MLK jokes, "story time" bits), production/computer gripe gags, and the pivot promise: Bigfoot, alien DNA, and a little politics coming up. 00:14:42 – American Sasquatch Trailer (Part 1) New David Paulides doc American Sasquatch: Man, Myth or Monster—tying Bigfoot with orbs/UFOs; Stan Gordon mentioned; "primate vs. paranormal" split highlighted. 00:19:02 – American Sasquatch (Part 2: Why it matters) Hosts like the "all phenomena connected" framing; recall to Missing 411 overlaps (hunters, lights, UFOs, vanishings). 00:23:05 – Paulides' Backstory & Production Notes Paulides' own channel intro: project is separate from Missing 411, late-Nov 2025 premiere targeted (Seattle), and rallying viewers to share the trailer. Rights/access chatter on National Parks filming too. 00:28:42 – Bigfoot Takeaways & Pivot Panel leans paranormal/portal-adjacent Bigfoot; Nick Redfern shout; then tee-up to "alien DNA" story next. 00:33:34 – "Alien DNA in Humans?" (Part 1) Daily Mail–driven item: Dr. Max Rampell claims non-parental genetic segments in some families; abductee self-reports folded in; lots of caveats; calls for whole-genome sequencing. 00:38:27 – "Alien DNA" (Part 2: Skeptics & Methods) Notes on cultured-cell artifacts, small samples, 23andMe array limits; suggestion of future high-res sequencing; ethical questions and sci-culture snark about officialdom's silence. 00:43:21 – From Bombshells to Orbs "Bombshell" button gag; then quick hop to a Stan Gordon blog mention about low-level orbs in Pennsylvania and long-running orb/UFO anomaly talk. 00:47:58 – Dean Radin & Real Magic Deep dive into Radin's work (psi, mind-matter, precognition), frustration with "pseudo-skepticism," and the idea that persistent anomalies deserve serious study. 00:52:51 – Skeptics vs. Unknowns Philosophical riff: comfort with ambiguity vs. compulsive debunking; why people cling to narrow materialism; when to leave mysteries open. 00:57:31 – National Guard, Protests & Precedent (Part 1) Guard deployments crossing state lines; GOP misgivings on executive overreach vs. "what's your plan?"; comparisons to past riot responses. 01:01:56 – National Guard, Protests & Precedent (Part 2) Operation-Gladio-style "provocateurs" mused; culture-war optics; inflatable dinosaur/unicorn/raccoon protest costumes; absurdity of the zeitgeist. 01:06:07 – Culture-War Theater & AI Imagery Jokes about generating protest images (mascot chaos); grim note that we're flirting with civil conflict; meme clips and "Trump dance" mashups. 01:11:00 – Gummy-Bear Hospitalization UK trucker eats 6.6 lbs of gummies in 3 days → severe GI issues, ICU, recovery; candy-bucket jokes, theater contraband bits, and sympathy laughs. 01:16:00 – Gummy-Bear Aftermath & Visual Gags More on symptoms/recovery; swapping images (costumed protesters vs. "actual" dinos); "what are they protesting?" silliness. 01:20:27 – Palisades Fire Arrest (Part 1) Breaking: LA's Pacific Palisades arson suspect ID'd; phone/geodata, videos, and… prompts from ChatGPT found; celebrities lost homes; climate-blame vs. arson debate. 01:25:07 – Palisades Fire Arrest (Part 2) More affidavit bits: location pings, 911 attempts, device records, "are you at fault if…" chat query; investigators' read on creating exculpatory narrative. 01:30:01 – "He Started the Fire" Host debuts a Billy-Joel-rhythm parody about the blaze (without the melody), planning to play it at show's end; segues to EU balloon/drone stories. 01:34:47 – Lithuania's Cigarette Balloons Hot-air balloons ferrying smuggled cigs into EU airspace, airport temporarily closed; thousands of packs recovered; why not shoot them down? Tax avoidance economics. 01:39:50 – "Majestic Tiger" LEGO…with a Butt Hilarious/earnest review of LEGO set 31129—the infamous "butthole tiger." Design choices, Technic part constraints, and why the detail exists. 01:44:32 – Golf With a Gator Pro calmly blasts from a water's edge bunker as a six-foot alligator watches; caddie earns hazard pay; jokes about rolled pant legs vs. "real man" wet pants. 01:49:16 – Underwear Identifies Robber Dave's Hot Chicken robbery suspect nabbed because surveillance caught his distinctive True Religion underwear; ski mask & briefs banter ensues. 01:54:11 – 11 Foods to Avoid at Dine-In Theaters Loaded nachos chaos, chip-bag noise, ice-cream melt bombs—practical etiquette rant about smelly, messy, loud choices in dark rooms. 01:58:38 – …And More Theater Food Crimes Tacos, onion rings, garlic, curry—crime scene odors; quick housekeeping: no Saturday show; cosplay jokes (Hulk Hogan + giant inhaler). 02:03:07 – Wrap-Up & Plugs Patreon/back catalog plug, program notes, "watch the skies… and the cig-balloons," sign-offs leading into a final sting. 02:06:35 – Tag: Sparkle Shine Story Time (Stinger) A final quick "sparkle/drag story time" callback. 02:10:26 – Play-Out: "He Started the Fire" (Full) The parody lyric rolls over the credits with wildfire imagery word-play to close the episode. 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