UPDATE: More Good News
Afternoon NewsI am the one in the sex DVD, says Chua Soi Lek.
Health Minister Datuk Seri Dr Chua Soi Lek admitted he is the politician in the sex DVDs circulating in Johor.
Dr Chua said the girl is his “personal friend”.
Dr Chua said he will not resign over the sex DVDs. He will leave that up to Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi to decide.
“I have seen the Prime Minister, Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak and MCA president Datuk Seri Ong Ka Ting and I have personally apologised to them,” he said.
The wife of Health Minister Datuk Seri Dr Chua Soi Lek in a statement Tuesday said that she stands by her husband.
Datin Seri Wong Sek Hin said, “My husband had apologised to me and the family.
“It is a difficult time for all of us but we have accepted his regret and apology.
“He has been a good husband, father and family man who has never shirked his responsibilities.
“We know that it will be difficult during this time but we will go through this together as a family and will support him.”
He should be forgiven because he's a Health Minister, and a Health Minister must sacrifice himself to carry out some biological test to determine the functional capabilities of certain organs, in particular, those organs that often malfunction when we get older. In fact Dr Chua had proven he can still use it strenuously for about 100 minutes without assistance and enhancement from any aphrodisiac drugs or support from additional crew members. And we must also appreciate the girl who is willing to be a guinea pig for the test. The test results could not be published currently as scientific evidence is insufficient and more test is needed. In fact Dr Chua is also inviting more participants, particularly from those political leaders in MCA and Barisan Nasional, to confirm the test results and provide humanity with a better solution to overcome dysfunctional organs of old guys. This way, it will prove that BN representatives truly sacrifice themselves for the rakyat and we need to vote for him for another term. Malaysia Boleh and Singapore Ministers Tak Boleh. [end of update for today; tomorrow more good news]
Morning News
Today is the 1st day of 2008. Happy New Year!
So, Bloggers must start the day with only good news, Chinese say, "lai lai se se", "tai kat tai lei", which means good luck and good fortune.
So, I too must obey this rule of nature.
News No.1: Samy Vellu Pledge to uplift Indian living standards.Datuk Seri S. Samy Vellu said his new year resolution is to uplift the standard of living in the Indian community.
"As MIC President, I will strive to create more opportunities in education, employment, economy, business, housing, health and assistance to the Indian Community through the normal system of discussions with the government." "The system had been successful ... but there is still more to be done." This is Samy's mission statement, goals and objectives for 2008.
Now, the Indian community can rejoice, for finally, after 25 years as President of MIC, Samy had discovered what he can do for the Indians. He is now enlightened; he discovered Nirvana, and he now shout Eureka!
Samy said his objective is to seek assistance from the normal system via discussions with governing body, of which Samy said, had been successful so far, but, of which more can be done.
25 years was a good experience, and enough time had lapse for the learning and ultimately discovery of the plights. It had been successful, as claimed by Samy, but of which more can be done. How true! The Indian now seems to have hope, a hope they had been hoping, and a hope that is now revived, a hope that had made them so successful thus far, and a hope that more can be done, with a hope that it will still be done by the normal system, a system where we can only seek goodwill consideration, graciousness and less suppression and oppression, and the fundamental of giving us back a little of our rights which are rightly embedded in the Constitution. There's Hope!
News No.2: Mat Rempit ride into new careers.The 2nd Chance Programme is the brainchild of Putera UMNO initiated by its chairman Datuk Abdul Azeez Abdul Rahim 2 years ago, and funded by the Youth and Sports Ministry and the Human Resources Ministry. It provides free education, free working opportunities, and free meals.
The programme offered 10 technical modules, including automotive, hotel management and use of CCTV and the special skills of videotaping, wood carving, nursing, paramedic and computers. All the participants need not have any basic academic qualifications as they would still be granted a degree of sort upon compulsory graduation as none will be failed to motivate the rempits to participate.
In the coming years, the programme will include training the rempits to become ministers and state assemblymen, and possibly someday, one of them can be the prime minister.

Form observation of the social environment, the programme had been very successful as there are now less damages and less violence. Now we hear less of rempits causing road troubles in the day time and less stoning the police and JPJ. It fact the percentage had drop by at least 2% of crimes over the last 2 years, a sign of significant achievement from this rempit retraining programmes. Police statistics from 2003 to October 2007 showed only 2,837 illegal racers arrested under S.42(1) Road Transport Act 1987. This is significantly low in direct comparison to those illegal demonstrators arrested by the police.
News No.3: Sex DVD given free
To commemorate the new year, Johoreans were treated to a rare gift, a pair of sex DVD starring a prominent MCA senior politician and a woman engaging in various sexual antics. The direct beneficiaries of this gifts are citizens in Tangkak, Batu Pahat and Muar. Soon,this free gifts will also benefit the indirect citizens.
The DVD recordings are done with the use of CCTV in a hotel suite and the movie is 56 minutes for the 1st disk and 44 minutes for the 2nd disk. I'm not sure whether it will be made available at the YouTube but it is available at the friendly VCD vendors. It is rumored that the politician would soon be approached by Hollywood and Mollywood for a role in a new movie that had yet to be scripted and the fees offered is said to be very lucrative. It was overheard that the various film directors were simply amazed by the ability to perform 100 minutes of sexual antics by two individuals without any supporting casts and technical crews.
More good news tomorrow.