The Better Burqa

Article III, Section 15 of Facebook's Community Standards

Policy Being Applied by Someone (Possibly Mark Zuckerberg)

 Wearing a Teleburqa

"I want women to adorn themselves with proper clothing, 

modestly and discreetly," the holy man said.

Donald Trump Sez:  "I tell you, if I were a woman, 

I would wear a burqa."

Disciples of Edmund Burqa

What House Republicans Will Be Wearing

 on '37th Obamacare Repeal Vote Day'

Although the new anti-drone Stealth Burqa

 will set you back $2,278.35, it may well 

keep you alive if you someday end up on 

President Obama's Enemies List. 

Barbie's Nightmare

Of Andrea Mitchell they said:  "She always looks

better in a burqa."

Time Tourist #2

Internet Porn Censor at Work in 

the Santorum Administration

For the more modest gamers in our midst,

here's the latest accessory for the

PlayStation 3: the eBurqa.

She: "As my couturier, Jacques, which outfit do you

think will show off my body to the best advantage?"

He: "Well, Katie dearest, have you considered a burqa?"

"I can see more of you than you can

see of me. Whether this makes me

superior or inferior, that's for you

to decide."

"You must grip the AK-47, ladies, not fondle it!"

"We were looking for some of that new camouflage
fabric that doesn't just hide our bodies, but makes
them virtually invisible."

Burqini

Beckini

Fearguth's Rules of Order #32
When a woman wearing a burqa meets a donkey loaded
with greenery on a bridge, the issue of right of way should
always be debated so as to facilitate the orderly and timely
flow of traffic.

Matter/Antimatter

Woman/Antiwoman

Even after it stepped into the light, Yemen's 'Shadow
Parliament' was still hard to see.

"Keep attacking, keep attacking, Naomi, because you're

going to look great in a burka. You're going to look super

in a burka. Me, I'm going to look like a slag!"