Arrrg!

OK, now, Sunny... your hairline is not receding yet, so far as I know. So there's no need for such sartorial attempts to hide your hair.

What, then, could be the impulse behind this do-rag? Is it a misguided effort to jump on board the popular Pirates of the Caribbean?

"Sunny, if we're going to be paired in a movie, I insist that you wear a bandanna. I want to pretend you're Johnny Depp."