Rise to the occasion

I was looking for a special occation to reveal to you, treasured readship, a sparkling jewel in the annals of this award nominated (Whooohooo!) blog. And found that every day is a special day if you stumble upon fuglyness like I did watching DAUD:











Naah, that is no way to tuck your shirt in if you meet the heroine, but it is not that fugly if you compare it to....











THIS. Now this is what we call fugly. I am so very sorry that there seems to be no clip of it on youtube. There is this Yodeling part in the bridge of the song (tum mein hal dum) you need to hear to get the full impact.











Well, at least it is a way to reduce the budget for plastic surgery. (btw. the black Latex-clad dominatrix in the middle is Urmila Matondkar)











Oh, and can anybody tell me what´s with the giant cockroach in the back?

Salman Khan (Again) and Backup Dancers (Again)

At first glance, the male backup dancers look as if they are wearing silver overalls. But when they turn around, you realize those aren't overalls.

Oh, and Salman Khan seems to have raided SRK's collection of gauzy, georgette shirts.