The Future of Fug

Reader Elizabeth M. send us these stills from Love Story 2050.

We really don't know where to begin...

The 2007 Zee Cine Awards fugshion

I haven't had time to watch the entire show yet (it's like, 150 hours long), but there's plenty of fug material even in the first hour or so. I've been googling like crazy to find some larger pictures than the ones I have, but I haven't had much luck, so my tiny screencaps will have to do for now.


Where do I even start? With the backing dancers' ridiculous monster-sleeves? Or how about Kashmira Shah's leather trousers with that strategically placed white patch? (And this isn't the first appearance of these Pants Of Horror, either - she wore them during the end credits of My Bollywood Bride as well. Oh, how we cringed.)

The backing dancers didn't fare any better during Priyanka's number:


More midriff-baring yeti jackets - check.
Wasp-patterned stockings - check.
Woolly hat - check.
Short yellow tie to bring the whole outfit together - check. But also, we need bright yellow binman-type trousers for the male dancers. With a few ribbons hanging off, if possible.


... I don't even understand what Priyanka is wearing here.

Arrrg!

OK, now, Sunny... your hairline is not receding yet, so far as I know. So there's no need for such sartorial attempts to hide your hair.

What, then, could be the impulse behind this do-rag? Is it a misguided effort to jump on board the popular Pirates of the Caribbean?

"Sunny, if we're going to be paired in a movie, I insist that you wear a bandanna. I want to pretend you're Johnny Depp."

Is it Retro or plain Fugly?

Ok, so she´s a dancer in a nightclub, but does that mean that she has to scare me like that? (here a better view of the eyeshadow to further my point)


Don´t know why, but her stage dress had me thinking of a Halloween costume I wore during the late 80ies.


And it´s not only for a short item number, she even gets to nag Sanjay about him never proposing to her dressed like that in Plan

What all the Bollywood gangster hos are wearing this fall:

Last weekend saw the opening of the much-anticipated remake of "Don", starring Shah Rukh Khan, as the title gangster. The original "Don" was made in 1978 and featured some discoriffic fashions. The new "Don" gives us, here at Bollywood Fugly, much material to laugh and point at.

"Hello? Get me the costuming director, immediately."

On the whole, our SRK sports some schwanky 70's style apparel. My main issue is with the fugged out women:


At first look this outfit may not seem offensive, sure. But the fact that you can see her panty-lines or that her bosoms are jacked up to the 87th floor will change your initial impression.

"Baby, please-- I must insist... You need to put your coat back on and cover that mess up!"

"Seriously, ho, I need a drink after looking at that crap."

"Now look, you're not allowed to go shopping without me. That fugg can't happen again. I have an image, ya hear?"

Supporting Gangsta-Divas, Isha Koppikar and Priyanka Chopra get down with their fugg, too. Which is sad, because they're both so gorgeous...

"Where's the costumer? We've got a bone to pick!"

Isha: "You know they got your dress as a buy-one-get-one with Kareena's gold outfit, right?
Priyanka: "Whatever, biotch. Yours looks like a lampshade from Fredericks of Hollywood. How dumpy can you get?"

However, our King Khan was not spared a few moments of contagious fugg.

"When I catch the guy who paired this tie with this shirt, I will whip this disk like a Ninja star, straight at his empty head..."

Although reviewers are talking about the strange tie-inside-the-shirt look that SRK rocks, we've actually already seen this before. And it wasn't pretty:

John Abraham tucks his ties in, in Taxi 9211. Nana Patekar is trying to pretend he doesn't know him, in front of the ladies...

"Look, I'm not responsible for this mess, I just read my lines and give dishoom!"