Showing posts with label Simpsons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Simpsons. Show all posts

Saturday, 19 March 2016

an impromptu post...... Simpson day 15 AAR - the ride home

"Mama, I don't feel so good mama...." Gracie-Lyn groaned.  The pain was constant now, it ripped through her abdomen doubling her over in the back seat of the Simpson SUV.  The zombie bite on her forearm throbbed and pulsated in an obscene synchronised thump in time with her heartbeat.  Sweat poured from her brow and ran almost freely down her spine, chilling her skin until she felt like she had that day when she had fallen through the ice of the frozen pond down by the trailer. That day she thought she was going to die, now she knew she was....

Another pulse of pain and she screamed from the bottom of her soul, blood poured up from her ruined throat, covering her dress in gore.  The pain reached a crescendo, tearing through her little frame and causing her to drag her nails across her stomach in an effort to distract herself from the pain.  Her sight began to waver and a white wall descended across her vision distorting the last sight she had of her mother who, hunched in the front seat, kept throwing worried glances at her middle child.  

"Billy-Ray, you best be finding a doctor, our Gracie is fading fast" these words whispered by her beautiful mom grated across Gracie's nerves as her hearing became super sensitive.  The charnel smell of an abattoir filled her nostrils as her olfactory sense ramped into overdrive, detecting the smell of her own blood and disturbingly making her mouth water.  A screeching, high pitched noise like electrical feedback shot through her skull, seemingly lasting for an eternity before suddenly stopping.  The last thing Gracie-Lyn Simpson felt was a hunger that rapidly became overwhelming.......

So this is how the events unfolded in the car as Gracie-Lyn turned, I played this today in response to comments made following the last Simpson escapade (see, a fully interactive blog!) plus I wanted to know myself.
The family are seated as follows… 

  • Billy-Ray (BR) the father, is driving. 
  • Mary-Lou (ML) the mother, is passenger in the front. 
  • I randomised the order in the back, just for fun and it goes from left to right  Bonnie-May (BM) then Junior (Jr) the Gracie-Lyn (GL) 


Rules are tweaked to represent the awkwardness involved in fighting in a confined space 
  • Only somebody sitting adjacent to another can attack that person. 
  • The only melee weapon that can be used is a knife, anything bigger than a knife is too unwieldy.  All other weapons count as unarmed.  
  • The family have never seen someone turn so GL attacks first as it is unexpected  
How it unfolded…. 
  • Randomising between ML and Jr (those nearest to GL) she attacks Jr and rolls 3xd6 to his 2d6 (rep 3 and unarmed) the first round is a draw, the second GL wins and she takes a big chunk out of Jr's arm. The third she tears out his throat.  
  • Turn 2 
  • ML is grief stricken and cannot react (see the family rules at the loss of a child here) 
  • BR can react but is driving and he uses his turn to stop the vehicle. 
  • BM reacts and reaches for her BAP but misses with her shots 
  • GL attacks her sister and BM counts as unarmed with her rep 4 so rolls 3d6 same as GL 
  • First round goes GL’s way and BM is down to rep 3, second is a draw, third BM kills GL.  
  • BM was wounded by GL so must test for Harry, are you OK?” Which she fails…. 
  • Turn 3 
  • GL is dead and so is Jr with BM now infected.  
  • ML breaks down into uncontrollable tears and BR sits quietly staring out of the window in a quiet rage 

So that's how the Simpson story comes to an end, with two kids dead and the last infected the parents are overcome with grief and cannot cope with the loss.  Mary-Lou gathers the tiny bodies of her children and buries them before heading off into the wilds of the US countryside.  Billy-Ray gathers as much weaponary and ammo as he can and heads into the heart of Jungville seeking to kill as many of the infected as he can....

Friday, 18 March 2016

AAR - Simpson Family day 15, part 3

Gracie-Lyn groaned as a wave of pain swept through her feverish body.  The bite on her arm throbbed horribly as she tried to cradle the machine gun close to her chest.  Every now and again her mom would look at her with worried eyes and that scared her more than the zombies did now.  She knew deep down that things weren't good, despite her youth Gracie knew that she wasn't going to see her next birthday.  Her twin Bonnie-May was positively growing into her role as an apocalypse survivor, handling her firearm with confidence - even relish! however even she threw nervous looks over at her now and then.  Gritting her teeth against the pain, she shook the sweat from her eyes and hefted the SMG once more.

  • Turn 41 
  • Doubles rolled, Gracie-Lyn starts to sweat and get feverish. A previously dead zed gets up and joins the feast on the poor officers 
  • Turn 42 
  • No one activates 
  • Turn 43 
  • The zeds continue the feast and the zeds in the high street start to wander 

  • Turn 44 
  • Zeds activate again the feast is drawing to a close with only a single turn left for those snacking on Perez 
  • Turn 45 
  • Zeds go again, the two feasting on Perez look up and spot the family, one of the lone wandering zeds also spots them. 
  • The family run into terrace (2) finding 4 zeds, BR and Carolee are leading and take 2 each. The humans defeating them easily and finding the food they need. Just fuel to go. 
  • Turn 46 
  • Family first they dive through the house and come out in the street with not enough speed to reach terrace house number 1 leaving them exposed on the streets 
  • The feasting zeds break up and start to wander off with some spotting the family and heading towards them. 

  • Turn 47 
  • The family duck into terrace 1 finding nothing. 
  • Turn 48 
  • They then exit through the back door and head toward the hospital trying to spot a vehicle to siphon fuel from…. ML shoots and kills a zed with her bow and BR KDs the other with his xbow. 
  • The zeds also activate and the zed in front stands up the rest wander or head toward where the family were last spotted. 

  • Turn 49 
  • Zeds that can see the family head toward them with one charging BR, who for once fails his charged into melee roll and counts as being unarmed, even so he still kills the zed 
  • Turn 50  
  • All of the zeds can move and they either close in or wander. 
  • Turn 51 
  • Only the family activate and the move off between the hospital and the town houses, ML and BR both shoot their silent weapons and miss a crowd of zeds on the opposite side of the burning military vehicle. 

  • Turn 52 
  • 3x zeds together and one other can see the family and head their way the other now mega horde is trapped the other side of the burning vehicle and are just loitering. The 5x zeds now the family side of the burning spot them and head toward ML and BR  

  • Turn 53 
  • The family activate and the parents shoot at the approaching zeds with their bows in an effort not to attract anymore zeds. Both miss and they head toward the abandoned police cruiser by the hospital entrance. 
  • Turn 54 
  • The family activate and the kids find the remains of the guard patrol that were taken out by the zeds earlier they start to loot the bodies for armour and guns. The parents take potshots at the zeds and hit one killing it. 

  • Turn 55 
  • Doubles with a groan Gracie-Lyn vomits blood down the front of her dress. ML realises that she has no more arrows… 
Mary-Lou screamed as her daughter vomited bright red blood down the front of her pinafore, her empty quiver forgotten and discarded as she rushed over to her stricken child's side.  Gracie's face was pale and drawn and she looked lost as she stared with wide eyes at the sticky, red fluid pooled at her feet.  Mary-Lou scooped her into her arms, as she had done all her life when her children had scraped their knees and when junior had fallen from the apple tree fracturing his arm.  Crooning a wordless tune and rocking back and forth in an effort to comfort her baby girl.

Billy-Ray looked nervously on as the zeds began to shamble toward them, he hefted the fuel cannister and began to siphon gas out of the police cruiser....

  • Turn 56  
  • The family activate and BR searches the cruiser finding fuel. The kids pull on the armour and hand one to ML along with an AR 
  • Turn 57 
  • No one activates 
  • Turn 58 
  • The family run toward their SUV which is just around the corner. 

  • Turn 59 
  • No one activates 
  • Turn 60 
  • The family reach the SUV and pile inside, with no zed insight they can start the vehicle and try to escape…… BUT Gracie-Lyn is still infected and now in an enclosed space  
  • Turn 61 
  • I roll doubles if you can believe it and GL turns into a zed! The family race off the board as the car is moving but……….

should have checked the original fig when i painted the zombified version of Gracie-Lyn, she appears to have changed shoes when she turned.....