WTF?

WTF?
Originally uploaded by yyq.

HAHA, check out this woman. Excellent example of why females shouldn't be drivers, much less a rider!!!Wahhaha

IM BACK~~~

haha.... finally back...
so sad when im going to leave taiwan ytd... was complaining to my frend... but when i reach airport n saw my father waiting for me i was quite happy.. den going back hm see those building n expressway got the feeling of back safe in hm.. got those sweet feeling.. haha...

quite a good experience there... especially the weather... lol... got a few 1st time exprience there... dun think too much ah... haha... tell u all the other things there when we meet this sat....

wanted to post this when i reach back hm eariler in the morning... but when i reach hm my sis tell me the comp is spoilt.. =~( everytime i not at hm for a few weeks my comp will spoil... n it happened afew times liao... think my comp miss me.. haha...

ok.. getting sleepy liao..
meet u all this sat bah...

KuN~~

Nia's Shoes

Nia's Shoes
Originally uploaded by yyq.

Hi All!!this is Nia's Birthday Present;)
Be glad cos this coincides with our theme for this year- And it's hand picked by the birthday girl herself :) in fact we bought her something that she will never spent so much money on!(sweats) I had a great time and Thanks Siong for all the crap~gosh.had it for breakfast lunch and dinner almost everyday but i still finds it funny. Once again HAPPY 22ND BDAy Nia..and you'll get your card and present soon...2 more days.. for those who wants to see the side profile of this photo can click on the pic...will bring you to flickr,my Mac pic loading tool.and you can catch YONIA's pic too!!Wahahaa

Singapore Biathlon

oompf....just woke up from a deep sleep. Haven't even bath yet and I fell asleep so now have a layer of sweat and sea water on my body~gross
Today was my first ever Biathlon and it was an experience! It was a 1.5km swim followed by 10 km run. It's a first of many. First time joining Biathlon, first time swimming in the open sea, first time slapping guys butts umpteen times( I was using front crawl) and first time..stopping many times in a race.
It was an experience, timing was 1hr 54 mins. It's bad..50 mins was spent on swimming and 1 hr plus running. This is a very good wake up call for me. Ever since school restarted, my mental has been so so weak. not to mention fitness. But it's really very encouraging when some runners are there to spur you on. There was so many who gave words of encouragement. And it's an eye opner..that there are actually so many sports people in singapore and many who's fitness are way way above. I was over taken by so many girls and uncles tho they started 10 mins later. The swim was bad cos in the sea cos I can't see the marking and drifted quite a bit. There was this girl in my hall and her swim time is 25 mins and run time was 45 mins..making her even faster than the men's open 1st runner up! I knew she's good...but didn't know she's SO good. now even got to find the right time to wear the Biathlon shirt in Hall :)
I was still thinking of running with Daniel. Usually I'm a faster swimmer and runner. So I was thinking before and during the swim no matter what I'm going to wait for him cos we never fail to run all the major runs together.. in the end he was faster!
So i've got no one to blame. can't blame him for not waiting for me cos he said right at the start not to. But there's something I feel inside, some sort of a 'wat a waste' feeling..but yet it's not entirely that feeling. something i can't describe but because of that it serves as some sort reminder of the memory of all the times we've been thru together. Maybe I'm thinking too much. Think will pop a panadol for now :)

The new Yonia

The new Yonia
Originally uploaded by yyq.

HEy Yonia can be Chio k?Slowly day by day maybe one day the make over will be fantastic and you'll see a brand new Yonia

Koala Goes into a Bar~esp for Siong

A Koala walks into bar and sits down and asks the bartender for a drink. Before the koala could take a drink, a prostitute sits next to the koala and asks him if he was interested in a good time. The koala was very interested and the two go into the bathroom and f**k. Afterwards the Koala goes out to the bar and finishes his drink and goes to leave when the prostitute stops him and asks him for her money. The koala looks puzzled and asks her what he owes her money for. Being the smart prostitute the she is, the prostitute pulls out a pocket dictionary and turns to the page with the word prostitute on it and hands it to the koala. The koala reads, "Prostitute, person who exchange sex for money." The koala laughs and flips to the page with koala on it and hands it to the prostitute. The prostitute reads, "Koala, fuzzy mammel who eats bush and leaves."

Yonia

Yonia
Originally uploaded by yyq.

HI ALL!!!WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER!!!Introducing...YONIA! The GAGA princess!!!WAhahahahahahahahahahahah!! This is a hybrid of 2 of our kind, who are they and who can be the first to guess????? Y2Q company is contemplating of coming up with a monthly special on Hybrids to increase GPU"s Population, haha

Siong's Charming Eyes

Siong's She mi mi Eyes
Originally uploaded by yyq.

YOYOYO ALL!!Siong's induced double eyelid.RARE SHOT RARE SHOT!!Looks so GAY~

Family

Cynthia Sent me this mail and thought it's worth posting up here!


F A M I L Y

I ran into a stranger as he passed by,
"Oh excuse me please" was my reply.

He said, "Please excuse me too;
I wasn't watching for you."

We were very polite, this stranger and I.
We went on our way and we said good-bye.

But at home a different story is told,
How we treat our loved ones, young and old.

Later that day, cooking the evening meal,
My son stood beside me very still.

When I turned, I nearly knocked him down.
"Move out of the way," I said with a frown.

He walked away, his little heart broken.
I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken.

While I lay awake in bed,
God's still small voice came to me and said,

"While dealing with a stranger,
common courtesy you use,
but the family you love, you seem to abuse.

Go and look on the kitchen floor,
You'll find some flowers there by the door.

Those are the flowers he brought for you.
He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue.

He stood very quietly not to spoil the surprise,
you never saw the tears that filled his little eyes."

By this time, I felt very small,
And now my tears began to fall.

I quietly went and knelt by his bed;
"Wake up, little one, wake up," I said.

"Are these the flowers you picked for me?"
He smiled, "I found 'em, out by the tree.

I picked 'em because they're pretty like you.
I knew you'd like 'em, especially the blue."

I said, "Son, I'm very sorry for the way I acted today;
I shouldn't have yelled at you that way."
He said, "Oh, Mom, that's okay.
I love you anyway."

I said, "Son, I love you too,
and I do like the flowers, especially the blue."

FAMILY
Are you aware that if we died tomorrow, the company
that we are working for could easily replace us in
a matter of days.
But the family we left behind will feel the loss
for the rest of their lives.

And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more
into work than into our own family,
an unwise investment indeed,
don't you think?
So what is behind the story?

Do you know what the word FAMILY means?
FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU

COLD in taiwan

hahaha.... here nw in taiwan so cold... my hand r freezing n numb typing this..
cant wear glove to type..
here now colder den air con.. every1 wearing jacket... haha...
next tue to the follow week mon outfield.. dunno how to tahan....
can hear the wind blowing sound so loud...
frend say temp is lower den 10.. but i nv check the net for the weather forcast....

nth more to say liao.... 2 weeks later back in SG den meet u all bah...
cya...

KuN~~

Hi All~

Hilo milk girl
Originally uploaded by yyq.

phew! HiLo!!
Hee...gosh that's the girl in the poster in the milk poster~Ha, when I showed my friends the pic and told them she's my GF and all of them laughed and said 'Congratulations!' Waha..sometimes beautiful things are meant to be appreciated~

Have a bad day?wat abt them?? (Sadistic Humour)

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in aburned-out section of forest while assessing thedamage done by a forest fire. The deceased male wasdressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tankson his back, flippers, and facemask. A postmortem testrevealed that the man died not from burns, but frommassive internal injuries. Dental records provided apositive identification. investigators then set aboutto determine how a fully clothed diver ended up in themiddle of a forest fire. It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the manwent diving off the coast, some 20 miles from theforest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the fireas quickly as possible, had called in a fleet ofhelicopters with very large dip buckets. Water wasdipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of theforest fire.You guessed it. One minute our diver was making likeFlipper in thePacific, the next, he was doing the breaststroke in afire dip bucket 300 feet in the air. Some days it justdoesn't pay to get out of bed.
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Still think you're having a bad day?

A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, hiswife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the engine,the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear. Theman, still holding onto the handlebars, was draggedalong as it burst through the glass patio doors. Hiswife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find herhusband cut and bleeding, the motorcycle, and theshattered patio door. She called for an ambulance and,because the house sat on a fairly large hill, wentdown the several flights of stairs to meet theparamedics and escort them to her husband. While theattendants were loading her husband, the wife managedto right the motorcycle and push it outside. She alsoquickly blotted up the spilled gasoline with somepaper towels and tossed them into the toilet.After being treated and released, the man returnedhome, looked at theshattered patio door and the damage done to hismotorcycle. He went into the bathroom and consoledhimself with a cigarette while attending to hisbusiness. About to sta nd, he flipped the butt betweenhis legs.The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loudexplosion and her husband screaming. Finding him lyingon the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away andburns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once againphoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew wasdispatched.As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs tothe ambulance theyasked the wife how he had come to burn himself. Shetold them. Theystarted laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcherand dumping thehusban d out. He fell down the remaining stairs,breaking his arm.
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Still having a bad day?

Just remember, it could beworse...The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after theExxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At aspecial ceremony, two of the most expensively savedanimals were being released back into the wild amidcheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, infull view, a killer whale ate them both.
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Still think you are having a bad day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchenshakingfrantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with somekind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from thedeadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank ofwood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to thatmoment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
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STILL think you're having a bad day?

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at thecruelty of sendingpigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly,all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped througha broken fence; stampeding madly the two hopelessprotesters were trampled to death.
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What? STILL having a bad day??

Iraqi terrorist Khan Rahnajet didn't pay enoughpostage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return tosender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb; heopened it and was blown to bits

Female..no, Women drivers

pic0355
Originally uploaded by yyq.

Biangz..this pic has been sitting on my Mac for a while and I was thinking of giving the superior gender a chance but Early in the morning I've fallen victim to female driver yet again. I was riding my bike to studio,feeling bright and sunny but I got caught in the middle lane as incoming cars are either going straight or turning right. Then a kind Taxi Uncle turning right decided to let me cross first. I saw the blue Nissan going straight and decided that she wouldn't be kind enough to slow since she has the right of way.so i paused in front of the Taxi waiting for her to cross..Seems like HER reaction was slow for 5 sec of what she decided that she should stop for me and ended up stopping right in font of me! The fact that the driver seat has already passed me (I'm already facing her rear door..) made me pissed! in the end I had to detour by her rear cos she's not moving(dunno why, my ghost might be stopping her in front). Phew...would all the driving centres please check their instructors and Traffic Police check their testers that no skirt lifting is occuring? gosg even one of my female friends admitted to that..she passed first time after MOunting kurb.yes she was wearing skirt,mini skirt