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Light turned me on to a new Lolz site called GraphJam.  ([dot]com) I am very amused. I saw this one and had to share it! 

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It doesn't quite fit this column, unfortunately. Here's what it says:

Take over the world. And then make it fabulous.

Convince people to mind their own business.

That's one answer

How twins are made:

I think it's funny

This is the funniest thing I've read online all week.  It's a quote from Father Tony in his weekly advice post, Father Tony's Confessional, over at the Bilerico Project. 

To answer your ultimate question, yes, you can (and should) learn to give good head. In most towns, this is not taught at the community college level, as is pottery making or welding. You will have to consider your next few boyfriends as your personal trainers. (This is after you've had a dentist resolve any obvious obstructions.) Involve them in your desire to give the perfect blowjob. I doubt they will object.

You should read the entire article, it's quite good.

On the other hand, Mama sometimes sends some good stuff

This was in my inbox today.

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace. A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies , tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr ha fkin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece

And now for something completely different

I found this on Em's blog today while I was catching up through some of her archives. Once I saw this I couldn't resist sharing it with you.

We were this desperate in 1977

I just got this in an email from Mama. Evidently it has been making the email rounds for a few months. I Googled it and found the original blog post. You MUST go read it if you have yet to see it. I present you with a tantalizing tidbit...

OMG what were we thinking?

This information might come in handy some day

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Don't look at me in that tone of voice! You know you want to know, too. Go ahead, click the linky link.

Because we need some levity

Mama is feeling well enough to sit at her computer for a little while. She's gotten lots of email in the last couple of weeks. She sent this to me, and I must share it with you.

This is a cigarette advertisement from long ago- maybe the 1930s? I saw this and thought of you. :)

Random things that amuse me

I like words. I like to play with words and word meanings in and out of context. Not too fond of structured word games, though. No Scrabble, word search puzzles annoy me, don't even talk about crossword puzzles. I like the words that live around me, and I have loads of fun rearranging those words to change emphasis and meaning. I've been seeing things and thinking of things recently that amuse the hell out of me.

-The local Chrysler dealership has a fancy electronic marquee out front and they're featuring some of the employees. I saw this while driving the bus the other day and it entered my brain in another context. "Leroy is your Hot Rod Specialist." Hey, Rod, know anyone named Leroy? This fella' might be looking for a good time.

-I got an email from my aunt the other day. She was telling me about plans for her day, which included a trip for my uncle to a gathering of like-minded buddies. She wrote "Uncle B is going to a meeting of a paddling group tonight in (name of city)." *Gasp!* I had no idea my relatives were so kinky! Wait, they aren't. Y'all, this is an indication that I may be spending a lot of time reading your blogs.

It turns out that my uncle is only interested in kayaking. Is it wrong that I am relieved?

-You know the book Eats, Shoots & Leaves? Well, I was doing that sort of punctuation rearranging in my head. Here's the before and after:

Somewhere, Joe is tying up loose ends.
Somewhere Joe is tying up Loose Ends.

I swear, y'all, sometimes I just can't help myself. (hehehehehehe)

humorous

And speaking of coffee

Superman brought home this poem the other day. I'd like to give credit where credit is due, but all he knows is that it came in an email.

The Starbucks Prayer

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.

It maketh me to wake in green pastures:

It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.

It restoreth my buzz:

It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,

I will fear no Equal™: For thou art with me;

Thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.

Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of mine barista;

Thou anointest my brain with pep; my mug runneth over.

Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life,

And I will dwell in the House of Starbucks forever. Amen.