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Yet another “responsible gun owner” displays politeness on the pavement.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Celebrate children’s birthdays with politeness.

And thus passeth more lives in the NRA’s Garden of Bleedin’.

Brotherly politeness.

Another one of those “responsible gun owners” practices self-politeness.

The 43-year-old man told officers he accidentally shot himself while placing a firearm into his pocket, according to dispatches from APD. The man self-reported the incident to police around 11:20 a.m. from the 2800 block of Telek Place.

Another “responsible gun owner.”

Another exposed portable phallus.

Another child.

Too many guns.

Too much stupid.

When carolers come a-caroling, greet them with politeness.

An Annapolis man is facing multiple charges after he allegedly pointed a gun at three 12-year-old girls who had come to his door to sing carols Saturday night. . . .

We are a broken society.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” fails to keep his portable phallus in his pants.

In Douglas County (Nebraska–ed.) court Tuesday, KETV learns more about the 5-year-old boy who shot himself early Sunday afternoon.

Prosecutors say he was sleeping with his father, who had the gun in his pants. The man reportedly had a gun safe and was aware of how to use it.

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“The defendant reported that he must’ve fallen asleep, the gun fell out of his pocket,” the prosecuting attorney said in court.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

The hunt for politeness continues apace.

Another child.

And another reminder that, despite what words police spokespersons and news reports might use, “accidental” and “negligent” are not synonyms.

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Prepare for the holidays with politeness.

Four people were shot Friday evening at a Christmas tree lighting ceremony in North Carolina, according to officials. . . . .

They wrestled with politteness.

We are a society of stupid.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner.”

Another loaded gun left improperly (or un-) stored.

Another child.

Thus passeth another life in Gun Nut Garden of Eden.

This “responsible gun owner” says, golly gosh gee, he didn’t know that a child was in the back seat when he discharged his responsibility at a passing vehicle.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

And, as we all know, politeness takes practice.

Who’s the turkey here?

An argument over a turkey led to a man being shot at a Food Lion in North Carolina, according to authorities.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Another case of politeness on the pavement.

Another child sacrificed at the feet of the NRA’s leaden idol.

Once more, politeness goes to the dogs the dogs go to politeness.

More politeness on the pavement.

We are a broken society.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron (sort of like the title of this series of posts).

According to the arrest report, Goodrum told detectives that she was drinking the night before and placed a handgun under a couch cushion.

She told detectives she woke up the next morning, bought groceries and alcohol, and started making breakfast in the kitchen when she heard a loud “pop” from the living room.

According to the arrest report, Bright was outside grilling at the time but heard the “pop” too.

That’s when the parents realized the twin boys were shot and rushed them to the hospital.

Politeness takes practice.