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Friday, October 08, 2021
The Two HUMANOIDS FROM THE DEEP!
I have been a fan of the original 1980 HUMANOIDS FROM THE
DEEP since I finally got to see it back the late 1980s. For years I had wanted
to watch it because it was one of a handful of movies that got talked about a
lot when I was in middle school. Cable television and HBO had just crept into
our backward part of rural Alabama and the kids lucky enough to live where the
wires reached would occasionally get to see something they really shouldn’t
have gotten to see. Many a kid my age told tales of catching late night
showings of R rated movies with all the dirty parts left in! These were
thrilling stories that often expanded ridiculously in the telling but one film
that stood out in repeated tales was HUMANOIDS FROM THE DEEP. The way it was
described it had to be one of the most intense things imaginable. Heads got
pulled off, arms ripped from bodies, dogs torn apart and most incredible of all
– multiple young ladies were seen completely nude! All of this graphic, bloody
violence coupled with full female nudity made the film legendary around seventh
grade and a kind of Holy Grail for those of us unlucky enough to not get to catch
it. Damn, but I wanted to see this movie!
You might expect that once I finally saw the film it was a letdown. Surely nothing could live up to the madness concocted by puberty struck male minds in full hormonal flower. But, believe it or not, the film turned out to be something I quite enjoyed. It’s not a great film and I would never claim classic status for it but it is a well-crafted piece of exploitation monster sleaze and I still enjoy watching it today. Notorious for its violence and nudity it’s just as infamous for its human raping monsters humping away to reproduce offspring like mad spawning fish. THAT was a surprise! I have to figure the kids in my homeroom class describing the film simply had no words to use to get these disturbing scenes across to the rest of us. We couldn’t understand sex much less ‘fish monster on naked girl’ sexual violence!
You can easily see why producer Roger Corman would think it would be a snap to remake this trashy gem in the 1990s. He had struck a deal to produce a few monster movies for the Showtime cable channel and this got tossed out there but, as you might expect, the budget is low and the results are bad. Sadly, the things that make the original film fun to return to for repeat viewings are one of the many things missing from version 1996.
The 1980 film had the feeling of being about a real place
with real people that had lives that went on before and after we watched them.
There was a sense of a small-town community in which everyone knew each other
that made the eventual monster trouble have a sharper edge as old grudges and
slights are brought to the surface in the tense moments. In the remake there is
nothing believable about any of the characters and I couldn’t even tell you
what most of them do for a living. In the 1980 film the characters were defined
by their jobs and their attitudes grew out of what they considered important.
In the remake characters exist only to create situations that drive the story
forward. The original was filmed on a lot of real locations giving everything a
lived in, comfortable feel but the remake is shot mostly on some of the
cheapest, flimsiest sets I have ever seen. One look at a shack/home and I knew
it was going to burn simply because you don’t build well if it’s not going to
last past reel three.
I could go on and on but the film bored me and I fear boring
you by writing about it. I suggest avoiding the 1996 version of HUMANOIDS FROM
THE DEEP and seeking out the nasty 1980 film. It’s a mean-spirited bit of
Corman produced monster mash and it can still entertain the sleaze hungry
teenager in each of us. The 1996 film will just give you a headache.
Thursday, September 13, 2018
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Tuesday, January 02, 2018
FRANKENHOOKER (1990)
FRANKENHOOKER was the writer/director's fourth film and appears to have had a higher budget than the first three combined. This extra cash is clearly onscreen from the beginning with a very professional look to the production that, to 21st century eyes, seems to simultaneously improve and date the movie a bit more than earlier efforts. This movie is an unashamed product of the late 1980s and only a story as over-the-top as this could make that a good thing. The fashions alone make FRANKENHOOKER an embarrassing time capsule of hideousness - and then the sewed together hooker beast shows up and the madness goes into the stratosphere!
Obviously based loosely on the classic Mark Shelly novel the film tells the sad story of misunderstood inventor and part-time medical student Jeffery Franken. After his modified lawn mower accidentally reduces his fiancée to a pile of veal cutlets Jeffery's grief is so great that he vows to bring his beloved back to life. As he has only been able to salvage her head he will need to find her a fresh or semi-fresh body for attachment. Now, where would you look for a female that wouldn't be missed by too many people? That's right- Time's Square in the 80s was packed to the gutters with prostitutes of every description so its there our mad doctor goes with a stethoscope, a tape measure and a plan. That his plan involves his rather dangerous new invention Super-Crack might not seem too bad an idea- what Time's Square prostitute is going to turn down free drugs . But the fact that this drug has the terrible side effect of making the user literally explode doesn't factor into Jeffery's thinking until he's standing in a room filled with random hooker parts wondering which pieces he should salvage. Needless to say, our hero eventually fashions a serviceable woman out of the bits but things don't go quite the way he would have wished.
If you can get on this movie's wavelength it is an extremely funny tale. As already mentioned Henelotter's movies are cock-eyed horror comedies and that makes them harder to appreciate than the average low budget horror film or low budget comedy. I suspect that only horror fans with a taste for low brow humor will be able to get past the first 20 minutes and discover the real cleverness at the heart of this mad scientist love story. The story is filled with real wit, amusing observations and a cast of colorful characters that make predicting what will happen next almost impossible. The film is over the top and completely insane in a ways that defy easy categorization. What other movie features a stitched together woman turning tricks in an hysterically robotic manner like some fantasy blow-up doll in the middle of a story punctuated by touching scenes of its main character reciting love poetry to his dead girlfriend? The film is strange- maybe stranger than it needs to be- but I really enjoyed it and if the idea of a man filing a bunion off a foot he's about to attach to his beloved's new body causes a grin for you, so be it. I'm tempted to chant 'One of Us' repeatedly.
Synapse Films has issued FRANKENHOOKER on Blu-Ray with all the love you could hope for. The film print was taken from original vault materials and is presented in gorgeous widescreen with both 5.1 and 2.0 audio options. I had never seen the movie before this disc arrived but I can't imagine it looked this good in earlier incarnations. The picture is bright with colors that really pop, especially in the neon lit scenes shot on location in New York. The Blu comes with lots of great extras as well starting with a commentary track featuring Henenlotter and his Make-Up Effects Designer Gabe Bartalos. The writer/director does most of the talking, as he should, and proves to be just as entertaining in this venue as he is as a filmmaker. His tales of the madness involved in shooting around crack houses and only semi-legally are a hoot. I would hope he is given the chance to do similar tracks for all of his work. The other extras include a short interview with the mighty Frankenhooker herself, Patty Mullen called A SALAD THAT WAS ONCE NAMED ELIZABETH; the featurette A STITCH IN TIME: THE MAKE-UP EFFECTS OF FRANKENHOOKER and TURNING TRICKS, an interview with actress Jennifer Delora and her time spent as a cinema 'hooker'. Miss Delora is very funny relating he attitude toward doing onscreen nudity at the time and I was glad that she was given another short piece to show off her photo scrapbook from the production. This unexpected peek behind the scenes is a blast. The film's theatrical trailer rounds thing out and the case comes with a reversible cover sporting alternate promotional art. What more could a horror hound wish for?
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Friday, August 15, 2014
RICA (1972)
The time is the early 1970s as we are introduced to half-Japanese Rika Aoki playing (of course) Rica — leader of a small gang of tough girls with yakuza connections. The illegitimate daughter of a woman raped by American GIs, she's grown up as an outsider with a considerable amount of anger directed at the world. Raped herself at a young age by one of her prostitute mother's customers, she certainly has little love for men. So it's easy to understand why, as the film begins, she takes it upon herself to beat the hell out of a low level gangster who'd gotten a girl pregnant but left her on her own. After the girl dies in childbirth, Rica takes the infant's corpse to him and demands he bury the child. During the brawl that ensues the gangster is killed and Rica is sent for her first visit to a prison-like reform school. She is slipped notes from the outside informing her that the rest of her gang has been sold into sex slavery in