Drebbles

“Dinky behind?” Fergie blushed. “Well, as far as I ever noticed, I can’t recall finding her posterior insignificant. I rather recall a certain satisfaction in watching her walk away.”
― R.L. Buck, Death in the Cabbage Patch

“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. But sad or merry, I must leave it now. Farewell!”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit

“There are orcs and trolls, there are wargs and werewolves; and there have been and still are many Men, warriors and kings, that walk alive under the Sun, and yet are under his sway. And their number is growing daily.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings

“You’re not, you’re nothing special, why, you’re just the frozen pizza of librarians,” the woman shouted, and then she hung up.”
― Jenn McKinlay, Killer Research