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I AM GOING TO FORGET CoHo EVER WROTE THIS BOOK.

:)

So Ben finds out Fallon's a virgin and says this:

“Thank you for this beautiful gift.”



THE HORROR.

“Please tell me you haven’t had sex with him.”
“We’ve only been out four times,” I tell her. “I’m not that easy.”
“You had sex with Ben on the third date,” she says in retort.

“I’m not about to compete with a woman who is raising a child on her own, Ben. I won’t be the one who took you from her when she’s already been through too much. So don’t worry, you don’t have to make any decisions. I just made it for you.”

Esto ya parece una telenovela.

Injured in a fire? Shit happens.
Lost your career? Shit happens.
Lost the love of your life to a widow with an infant? Shit happens.

One of your favorite authors wrote a book and you don't like it? God hates you.

He’s always saying things that seem so simple, yet profound at the same time.

I think it's time to use my favorite eye roll gif ever. Enjoy!

“Meeting up once a year on the same date sounds like a really good basis for a romance novel. If you fictionalized our story, I’d add it to the top of my TBR.”

Meeting up once a year on the same date with a total stranger sounds like a really good basis for a horror book. I'd read it.

Why would a girl care to find herself when she’ll never be able to make herself feel as good as a guy can?

NO...
SHE DID NOT...



@ Colleen Hoover I thought you were better than this

“You’re a reader?” he asks.
I look over my shoulder and he’s fingering the books on my shelves. “I love to read. You should hurry up and write a book, because it’s already on my TBR pile.”
“Your TBR pile?”
“To be read pile,” I clarify.

He's a writer who doesn't know what TBR pile means... DO NOT TRUST HIM.

“You wear your hair like you do because you don’t want people to see too much of you. You wear long sleeves and collared shirts because you think it helps. But it doesn’t.”



lmfao this sounds like a One Direction song.
Try again, Ben.