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Dark Jar Tin Zoo

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in Salt Lake City, The United States

March 05, 1982

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Dark Jar Tin Zoo is like other men. He drinks from the top down, he puts his pants on one arm at a time, and he makes love in the upright position with his seatbelt securely fastened.  

Dark Jar Tin Zoo is flexible. He won’t mind if you rearrange his schedule or rearrange his furniture, but don’t you dare rearrange the letters of his name. Because if you do, you just might end up with Jarod Ora Kintz. 

Dark Jar Tin Zoo is one man and four words. Dora J. Arod is one man masked as four women, all of whom are invisible and silent. And Jarod Ora Kintz is one man masquerading as four mannequins, all of which are naked and loath to sell clothes.  

Our names are our identifiers, but are they our identities? I for one hope Dark Jar Tin Zoo hopes so.   ...more

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Average rating: 4.08 · 38 ratings · 3 reviews · 2 distinct works

	Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91. by Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Jarod Kintz (Editor) 4.43 avg rating — 21 ratings — published 2011	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	I Had a Dream About You by Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Amy Sommers (Goodreads Author), Jarod Kintz 3.65 avg rating — 17 ratings — published 2013	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars

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“Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god. ”
― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

tags: absence, amazement, amazing, commas, editing, funny, god, humor, love, lover, relationships, sex, sex-god, transform, transformation, word-junkies, writer, writing

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“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder. ”
― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

tags: alibi, crazy, desire, funny, humor, husband, insane, justification, justify, love, murder, necessity, need, relationships, time, want, wife, woman, women, word-junkies, yearn

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“To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken. ”
― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

tags: broken, deceit, deception, denial, deny, funny, honest, honesty, humor, illogical, illusion, lie, lie-detector, lies, life, love, machine, relationships, suspicion, women, word-junkies

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