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Joey Comeau

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Joey Comeau is a Canadian writer. He is best known for his novels Lockpick Pornography and Overqualified, and as co-creator of the webcomic A Softer World (with Emily Horne).

Comeau currently resides in Toronto, Ontario. He has a degree in linguistics.

Five books I will always recommend forever even if the authors turn out to be child murderers.



The Last Samurai

The Well-Dressed Wound (Semiotext

We Have Always Lived in the Castle

Tekkon Kinkreet: Black and White

Two Serious Ladies


You could show me pictures of any of these authors literally in the act of murdering a child. And yeah I know, sure, that's "a bad thing." But you know what else?

As far as I'm concerned, they earned it. Read more of this blog post »
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Published on June 28, 2016 22:31 Tags: best, life-changing, list, literary, murder
Average rating: 4.01 · 12,173 ratings · 1,610 reviews · 41 distinct worksSimilar authors
One Bloody Thing After Another

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Overqualified

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Bravest Warriors Vol. 1

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Malagash

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The Summer Is Ended and We ...

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Lockpick Pornography

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The Complete Lockpick Porno...

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Ninja-rella: A Graphic Novel

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The Girl Who Couldn't Come

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A Softer World: Truth and B...

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“Dear Nintendo, We need a new Mario game, where you rescue the princess in the first ten minutes, and for the rest of the game you try and push down that sick feeling in your stomach that she’s ‘damaged goods’, a concept detailed again and again in the profoundly sex negative instruction booklet, and when Luigi makes a crack about her and Bowser, you break his nose and immediately regret it. When Peach asks you, in the quiet of her mushroom castle bedroom ‘do you still love me?’ you pretend to be asleep. You press the A button rhythmically, to control your breath, keep it even.”
Joey Comeau , Overqualified

“I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.”
Joey Comeau, Lockpick Pornography

“I think the best life would be one that's lived off the grid. No bills, your name in no government databases. No real proof you're even who you say you are, aside from, you know, being who you say you are. I don't mean living in a mountain hut with solar power and drinking well water. I think nature's beautiful and all, but I don't have any desire to live in it. I need to live in a city. I need pay as you go cell phones in fake names, wireless access stolen or borrowed from coffee shops and people using old or no encryption on their home networks. Taking knife fighting classes on the weekend! Learning Cantonese and Hindi and how to pick locks. Getting all sorts of skills so that when your mind starts going, and you're a crazy raving bum, at least you're picking their pockets while raving in a foreign language at smug college kids on the street. At least you're always gonna be able to eat. ”
Joey Comeau
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“All I could think of when I got a look at the place from the outside was what fun it would be to stand out there and watch it burn down.”
Shirley Jackson, The Haunting of Hill House

“What would an ocean be without a monster lurking in the dark? It would be like sleep without dreams.”
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“Once you have perceived that life is very cruel, the only response is to live with as much humanity, humour and freedom as you can.”
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“The optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck - getting bigger, not closer.”
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“I am so wily and feminine that I could live by your side for a lifetime and deceive you afresh each day.”
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Joey Comeau Pooyan wrote: "Hi joey . tnx for accepting friendship. I consider myself your fist fan from Iran!"

Thank you! It's nice to meet you.

Joey


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