Business Humor Quotes

“A professional headshot in front of a bookshelf says you're an intellectual. A professional headshot peeking though a bookshelf says you're probably under a restraining order.”
― Ryan Lilly

“If all it takes to motivate you is a quote then this quote has nothing to say – except to go soar with the freakin’ eagles.”
― Ryan Lilly

“The smell of new office supplies is so satisfying while being kicked out of Staples for inappropriate behavior with a file folder is so embarrassing.”
― Ryan Lilly, Write like no one is reading

“If surviving meetings were an Olympic sport, most employees would have gold medals by now.”
― Mohsen Mobasher, Anti Punch: How to Keep Your Job When Punching Your Boss Feels Like the Only Logical Move!

“Do billboard salesmen record their sales on charts? If so, who's at the top of the billboard charts for billboard sales?”
― Ryan Lilly

“No cultural habit ever totally fades out of human life. It just loses market share.”
― George Hammond

“Today’s generation is lazy and unfocused. See, when I was young, I used to work 100 hours a week, and you can’t work 80 hours?! You should work 100 hours a week, like I used to do, SINCE before I was born.” – Sir Anubhav Srivastava (CEO, TROLLS United)”
― Anubhav Srivastava, UnLearn: A Practical Guide to Business and Life

“Most networking is a waste of time because you are in front of the wrong people. Spending most of your time networking with other people in your industry is like a boy trying wanting to woo girls but only spending his time networking with other boys.”
― Anubhav Srivastava, UnLearn: A Practical Guide to Business and Life

“Oh what a tangled web's resultant, when first we hire a weaving consultant.”
― John Alejandro King aka The Covert Comic