Beards Quotes

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John Steinbeck
“A man with a beard was always a little suspect anyway. You couldn't say you wore a beard because you liked a beard. People didn't like you for telling the truth. You had to say you had a scar so you couldn't shave.”
John Steinbeck, Cannery Row

Neil Gaiman
“His beard was all colors, a grove of trees in autumn, deep brown and fire-orange and wine-red, an untrimmed tangle across the lower half of his face. His cheeks were apple-red. He looked like a friend; like someone you had known all your life.”
Neil Gaiman, Fragile Things: Short Fictions and Wonders

Sebastian Barry
“A beard on a man is only a way of hiding something, his face of course, but also the inner matters, like a hedge around a secret garden, or a cover over a bird cage.”
Sebastian Barry, The Secret Scripture
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Charles Willeford
“There is something about a man with a beard I cannot stand. No particular reason for it. Prejudice, I suppose. I feel the same way about cats.”
Charles Willeford, Pick-Up

“Get your licks on route 66.”
THIGHBRUSH

“If it tickles thighs, it flies!”
THIGHBRUSH

Nathaniel Hawthorne
“A throng of bearded men, in sad-colored garments...”
Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter

Tiffany Reisz
“Nice beard. The flannel’s a good touch. Very authentic. What do they call those guys, lumbersexuals?" "Men, they’re called men.”
Tiffany Reisz, Her Halloween Treat

Josh Hatcher
“Passivity is really a crappy substitute for manhood. But it’s as common as facial hair on a hipster, or salmon-breath on a grizzly bear.”
Josh Hatcher, Manlihood: The 12 Pillars of Masculinity

“There's a name of peoples without beards
called women's”
Altaf ul qadri

“THIGHBRUSH - Making foreplay great again.”
THIGHBRUSH

“THIGHBRUSH - If it tickles thighs, it flies!”
THIGHBRUSH

“Always keep your action well lubricated.”
THIGHBRUSH

“It's not just a beard, it's an adventure.”
THIGHBRUSH

“Always keep your muzzle down range.”
THIGHBRUSH

“No beard, no booty.”
THIGHBRUSH

“Because I'm a giver.”
THIGHBRUSH

“Free beard rides available, inquire within.”
THIGHBRUSH

“Licked and loaded.”
THIGHBRUSH

Faraaz Kazi
“Moustaches > Beards”
Faraaz Kazi

“Further, if we are honest, nearly all of us who have hair on our chins or the prospect of it must admit to a built-in interest in fighting and the implements of fighting.”
Edwin Tunis, Weapons: A Pictorial History

J.L. Bryan
“It looks like some... giant evil garden gnome. When garden gnomes go bad.”
“Gnomes have beards,” I said.
“Maybe the ones without beards are evil. That's how you can tell.”
J.L. Bryan, The Necromancer's Library

Maksim Gorky
“Life is lived more easily with a beard than without one, since with a beard lies are more easily told—they can be told, and then hidden in the masses of hair. Hence we ought to go through life with our faces naked, since such faces render untruthfulness more difficult, and prevent their owners from prevaricating without the fact becoming plain to all.”
Maksim Gorky

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