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“A man with a beard was always a little suspect anyway. You couldn't say you wore a beard because you liked a beard. People didn't like you for telling the truth. You had to say you had a scar so you couldn't shave.”
― Cannery Row
― Cannery Row
“His beard was all colors, a grove of trees in autumn, deep brown and fire-orange and wine-red, an untrimmed tangle across the lower half of his face. His cheeks were apple-red. He looked like a friend; like someone you had known all your life.”
― Fragile Things: Short Fictions and Wonders
― Fragile Things: Short Fictions and Wonders
“A beard on a man is only a way of hiding something, his face of course, but also the inner matters, like a hedge around a secret garden, or a cover over a bird cage.”
― The Secret Scripture
― The Secret Scripture
“There is something about a man with a beard I cannot stand. No particular reason for it. Prejudice, I suppose. I feel the same way about cats.”
― Pick-Up
― Pick-Up
“Nice beard. The flannel’s a good touch. Very authentic. What do they call those guys, lumbersexuals?" "Men, they’re called men.”
― Her Halloween Treat
― Her Halloween Treat
“Passivity is really a crappy substitute for manhood. But it’s as common as facial hair on a hipster, or salmon-breath on a grizzly bear.”
― Manlihood: The 12 Pillars of Masculinity
― Manlihood: The 12 Pillars of Masculinity
“Further, if we are honest, nearly all of us who have hair on our chins or the prospect of it must admit to a built-in interest in fighting and the implements of fighting.”
― Weapons: A Pictorial History
― Weapons: A Pictorial History
“It looks like some... giant evil garden gnome. When garden gnomes go bad.”
“Gnomes have beards,” I said.
“Maybe the ones without beards are evil. That's how you can tell.”
― The Necromancer's Library
“Gnomes have beards,” I said.
“Maybe the ones without beards are evil. That's how you can tell.”
― The Necromancer's Library
“Life is lived more easily with a beard than without one, since with a beard lies are more easily told—they can be told, and then hidden in the masses of hair. Hence we ought to go through life with our faces naked, since such faces render untruthfulness more difficult, and prevent their owners from prevaricating without the fact becoming plain to all.”
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