Bikini Quotes

“Oh, how I regret not having worn a bikini for the entire year I was twenty-six. If anyone young is reading this, go, right this minute, put on a bikini, and don't take it off until you're thirty-four.”
― Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad About My Neck and Other Thoughts on Being a Woman

“I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.”
― Libba Bray, Beauty Queens

“Well in two months, it'd be sunbathing time. That made me smile. I enjoyed lying in the sun in a little bikini, timing myself carefully so I didn't burn. I loved the smell of coconut oil. And I don't want to hear any lectures about how bad tanning is for you. That's my vice. Everybody gets one.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail

“A trim and tan bikini clad Aphrodite”
― Richard L. Ratliff

“Ducks can both swim and fly, and that made me realize that the ocean and the sky are one continuous body of water. That is one body I’d like to see in a bikini.”
― Jarod Kintz, Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini.”
― Jack Freestone

“A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.”
― Joey Adams

“There was, as the building was not ship-shape much like a boat that didn’t prepare for bikini season.”
― J.S. Mason, A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites

“Every time I close my eyes I can still see her--- beaming up at the camera in that flimsy excuse for clothing, her hair a golden halo around her head, her body backlit and glorious.
I am filled with rage.
At the photographer for taking that picture.
At Cassie for allowing so many others to see her practically naked.
At all seven billion people on this planet who have the theoretical ability to see that picture of her with a few simple clicks of a button.
At myself.
As I sit hunched over my desk I try desperately to ignore the urgent, now-familiar ache in my loins. As Cassie sleeps innocently, unknowingly in the next room, I clutch at what remains of my sanity and of my self-control.
Because God's thumbs--- when I saw that picture of her all I could think was how badly I want Cassie to wear that "bathing suit" of hers for me.
If I had been there when it was taken, it would have been all I could do to keep myself from easing those delicate little straps of fabric off her shoulders and baring the rest of her beautiful body to my eyes.”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

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“Neither burqa nor bikini is the sign of progress,
they only depict personal choice, nothing more.
Grow out of clothes, and look into character,
only then you'll get to see the sapiens glow.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Dervis Vadisi: 100 Promissory Sonnets

“Come Sunday, my pools are not filled with hot-pink sand. But thanks to Bridget, they do contain six beach balls, three floating solar lights, and enough inflatables to keep my many personalities afloat.
It’s a wonder Penn didn’t pass out after blowing up two pastel unicorns, a rainbow-covered swan, and a giant slice of pepperoni pizza.
Bridget didn’t want to go “overboard,” and yet the contents of least two Party City locations have taken over the mansion. Her mom, who threw spontaneous themed sleepovers several times a year, would be proud. Pink, orange, and yellow balloons surround the main pool, and colorful streamers zigzag across the backyard. There are paper-flower garlands. Beaded curtains on every door. A pink sign that says PARTY, in case guests need an explicit directive or forget why they’re here. A table turned tiki bar boasts eight decorative pineapples, two carved-out coconuts full of swirly straws, and four drink dispensers filled with mysterious tropical cocktails that Bridget explains as “one part rum, three parts regret.”
The party’s on.
So is my neon striped bikini and a pair of pink heart-shaped sunglasses. I considered a modest violet one-piece, but looking like a hot pack of Skittles has started to grow on me, and so has everything about this party. Bridget’s superpower is infectious enthusiasm. And it feels good to give in to it.”
― Laura Marie Meyers, The MASH Up