Bs Quotes

“I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in.”
― Dannika Dark, Gravity

“Oh, maybe a little treasure for the more rabid Incunks, the collectors and the academics who maintained their positions in large part by examining the literary equivalent of navel-lint in each other's abstruse journals; ambitious, overeducated goofs who had lost touch with what books and reading were actually about and could be content to go on spinning straw into footnoted fool's gold for decades on end.”
― Stephen King

“Do you ever lay off the crap or is it all bullshit, all the time with you?”
― Denise Grover Swank, Chosen

“What am I go­ing to do?” Coral asks.

“Stay here,” I say. “Watch. Cov­er me if some­thing goes wrong.”

“That’s bull­shit,” she says half­heart­ed­ly.”
― Lauren Oliver, Requiem

“You can speak with a twang and still not say a thang.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Who is so fancy, esoterica saves the day?
Who is the Yogi, Namaste?”
― Kristen Henderson, Of My Maiden Smoking

“in our culture, women can do anything a man can. and vice versa."
don alfonso's eyebrows shot up. "i do not believe it."
"it's true," sally said defiantly.
"in America, the women hunt while the men have babies?”
― Douglas Preston, The Codex

“Professors reduce their office hours—or skip them entirely—and send students to the much cheaper teaching assistants as the efficiency fairies work to preserve more time for faculty to spend doing all the paperwork required by a burgeoning administrator staff that has nothing better to do than to create new paperwork requirements.”
― L. Randall Wray

“There were people who could tell from the size of a print whether it was a man or a woman, how heavy they were, how fast they were going, and all sorts of other shit like what they'd eaten for breakfast.”
― Sean Black, Winter's Rage