Chick Lit Quotes

“She couldn't help thinking that something was wrong with a person had more shoes than books in their home.”
― Victoria Connelly, Wish You Were Here

“I plastered on my best poker face, attempting to appear cool and casual even thought I had never been so eager to deliver two Chicken Parmagianas in my life.
"Just be careful, hon," Rosanna said.
"Oh, are the plates hot?" I flinched back just before my hands made contact.
Rosanna laughed. "No, but hot boys can burn just as easily.”
― C.J. Duggan, The Boys of Summer

“It would be nice to report she lived happily ever after till the end of her days. But such cheap, cop-out one-liners belong to other uncomplicated fairy tales.”
― Jennifer Silverwood, Silver Hollow

“A mysterious ability, a broken promise, a life changed forever...”
― Kim Hornsby, The Dream Jumper's Promise

“Stop looking for your better half! You need to be whole to attract your better whole, if you expect to have a flourishing relationship.”
― Valerie J. Lewis Coleman, The Forbidden Secrets of the Goody Box: Relationship Advice That Your Father Didn't Tell You and Your Mother Didn't Know

“Once I checked my email, I would get lost in a book so I could feel the main character's pain instead of mine, laugh at her missteps rather than lament my own, and cheer for the happy ending that seemed to elude me.”
― Meredith Schorr, Blogger Girl

“If you only attract Mr. Wrong or Ms. Crazy, evaluate the common thread in this diversity of people: YOU!”
― Valerie J. Lewis Coleman, The Forbidden Secrets of the Goody Box: Relationship Advice That Your Father Didn't Tell You and Your Mother Didn't Know

“Love is a form of pleasure. Pleasure is caused by the release of endorphins. The things we believe make a person attractive on pheromones. You respond positively to someone whose pheromones are compatible with your own, making you think you're falling in love. But it's all in your head. Literally." (Avery James)”
― Shana Norris

“I hoped Claire would have a girl. A nephew would be fun until he got his first erection and then he'd be like the rest of them.”
― Meredith Schorr, A State of Jane

“Maybe some people think we're too different, but maybe we're not," Joshua said. "Maybe we're two sides of the same coin."
"Like, 'You complete me'?" Melina asked, snickering. She couldn't resist quoting the corny line.
"No, not like that," Joshua said. "Like, you challenge me. You get me fired up. We're like steak and horseradish."
"That's such as dude thing to say," Melina laughed. "What am I?"
Joshua grinned devilishly. "The hot one, of course!”
― Heidi Joy Tretheway, Won't Last Long

“I was a witch and like a witch, deserved to have a house fall on top of me while wearing my favorite shoes”
― Meredith Schorr, Blogger Girl

“If you want the extra-ordinary, you've got to be willing to forsake the ordinary' - Annie Grimes in Mr Alhourani's Dead Man's Spots”
― D.M. Lee, Mr Alhourani's Dead Man's Spots

“We'll then," Enjd said. "What's the problem?"
"This," Mindy said. She opened her hand and held up a tiny green plastic toy solider thrusting a bayonet.
"I don't understand," Enid said.
"This morning, when I opened my door to get the newspaper, I found a whole troop of them arranged on the mat."
"And you think Paul Rice did it," Enid said skeptically.
"I don't think he did it. I know he did it," Mindy said. "He told me if I didn't approve his air conditioners, it was war...”
― Candace Bushnell, One Fifth Avenue

“I’ll be as loving as you will be, as stubborn as I know you are, as passionate as I’m thankful you are and as supportive and understanding as I’ve known you to be. You are my best friend and I love you”
― Danielle-Claude Ngontang Mba, This Could Have Been Our Song! A Coulda Woulda Shoulda Ballad

“Two must rule together, one for the night and one for the day. this is the way it has always been done.”
― Jennifer Silverwood, Silver Hollow

“There was a part of me that was so horny, I wanted to climb on top of Randall on the first date. But there was also a part of me that was so terrified, I wanted to go home, put on my feety pajamas and hibernate for the winter.”
― Meredith Schorr, A State of Jane

“Beauty in life and fiction is a mixture of Fairy Tale and Tragedy. Men see a pretty face and want to claim the image to fit their fantasy. When the fantasy fades away as it always does, the tragedy is that the 'real' woman he did not notice is left standing to face his disillusion and disappointment.”
― Lori Jones, Growing Up Beautiful: A Novel About Three Models in Milan

“Look at this, Grace," Peg's e-mail said. "He's entrancing those people. I just realized. Taking them out of themselves. Ty is sort of like a medicine man. A shaman.
P.S. Have you called him?”
― Shelle Sumners, Grace Grows

“What hasn’t she done to me? She’s the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met in my entire life. She has a passion about other people’s happiness that is simply inspiring. She rose from her own ashes and became an even better person when most would have stayed in the dark,” I tell her, looking straight into her eyes. “And when she dances, sings or plays an instrument…she’s a completely out of this world artist and I can’t take my eyes…and hands off her,”
― Danielle-Claude Ngontang, This Could Have Been Our Song! A Coulda Woulda Shoulda Ballad

“Excerpt from page 3 of "Wicked Washington"
Shelly Williams, the main character, speaking about her life:

And close and dangerous calls were almost my last name. Yet I felt as comfortable among the street hustlers, junkies, thieves, and criminals of D.C. as I did dining with my
white-collar, college-pedigreed friends over filet mignon, Maine lobster, and strawberry cheesecake at LaMermaid
Seafood Restaurant.”
― Sonja D. Jones, Wicked Washington

“I'm not sure if you've noticed this yet, but Jenny Sullivan likes to overuse people's first names. It's a technique she read about in a book called Own It - Take Life By The Bollocks. She once said my name so many times I disconnected from it entirely.”
― Claire Garber, Love is a Thief

“Don't get mad about the infestation of fleas if you keep shopping at the dog pound.”
― Valerie J. Lewis Coleman, The Forbidden Secrets of the Goody Box: Relationship Advice That Your Father Didn't Tell You and Your Mother Didn't Know

“Relationships are not additive, but multiplicative because you connect with his/her childhood experiences, past relationships, thoughts on money and more.”
― Valerie J. Lewis Coleman, The Forbidden Secrets of the Goody Box: Relationship Advice That Your Father Didn't Tell You and Your Mother Didn't Know

“Seurity!" I yelled. "I'm being harassed!"

Security officers swarm around me and one orders me to step inside the small office area.

"What's the problem here?" the man behind the desk asks the TSA officer.

"She's harassing me, and I feel that I'm being discriminated against because of my intelligence level," I say.

The man looks at me. "What?"

"This woman attempted to engage me in idiotic conversation and I'm psychologically incapable of reacting in a positive way to such foolishness and we had an altercation after she threatened to throw away my ChapStick.”
― Stephanie McAfee, Down and Out in Bugtussle: The Mad Fat Road to Happiness

“Paul McKenna says that if you want something to happen then you have to “see” it happen... and I definitely see Alan having a fabulous time and wondering how soon we can be married.
Okay, maybe that’s too much– I see Alan having a fabulous time and wondering how soon we can be engaged.”
― Emily Harper, White Lies

“I have been cheated. The file had a few pieces of worthless information about me and some of my performance reviews (which I had to sign– so it wasn’t anything new). The rest were blank pieces of paper, which Oliver obviously put in there to make it look more enticing. It also only briefly mentioned the meeting with Spencer, saying I had shown interest in marketing with a red pen mark at the bottom which said: Accused Marketing Director of being a narcissistic bastard. Follow up?
They hadn’t even indicated whose side they were on, which is slightly disappointing.”
― Emily Harper, White Lies

“Cuando quieres a alguien y no funciona se olvida. Cuando quieres a alguien y jamás encuentras la manera de hacer que funcione,no tiras la toalla:buscas el modo.”
― Elísabet Benavent Valeria al desnudo

“I meet his eyes and he arches his eyebrows. He knows. He knows I don’t really like Deepak. He knows I’ve been intending to break up with him for the last two months. He knows I would rather be with him. He knows all my deepest darkest secrets. That psychic velvet voiced God! Okay, I’m being irrational. He just raised his eyebrows. It’s nothing. Maybe it’s a habit. He probably raises his eyebrows hourly.”
― Anjali Kirpalani, Never Say Never

“-No pienses demasiado.Limítate a sentir,que a veces ya supone un trabajo a jornada completa.”
― Elísabet Benavent Valeria al desnudo

“A veces,en la vida,conseguir lo que más queremos pasa por tomar la única decisión que tememos,...”
― Elísabet Benavent Valeria al desnudo