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“If they really wanted us to resist temptation, they shouldn't a made it so damn tempting.”
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“And thanks to Christina McMullen, who has taught me that common sense and intelligence need not have any correlation whatsoever.”
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“Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but tequila makes it so she doesn't give a shit if she's fond of you are not”
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“There aren't many things a man finds more appealing than loyalty. Unless it's a woman with really big knockers.”
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“A pigs and pain, until you really get to know 'em. Then he's a paid with the soul.”
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“Analyzing dreams is much like walking on water. There are a limited number of people who do it well.”
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“I don't care what Cosmo says about exercise improving sex. Some things aren't worth the cost.”
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“Men are like beer. Some are bold and some are smooth. But every damn one of 'em has a big-ass head full of air.”
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“I'd trade every last one of you for a moment's peace and a dog that didn't P on the carpet”
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“It's not as if I don't like men, I just have more respect for my washing machine.”
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“Marriage is like a toothbrush. It starts out smooth and gets kind of prickly towards the end.”
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“Friends are nice. You can tell' 'em stuff, but you can swear like a gangster at an enemy. And that's all right, too.”
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“Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair.”
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“Maybe in fairytales you're only as old as you feel, but here in L. A. you're every second as old as your pores.”
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“In 50 years it won't matter if he's handsome, ugly, or dumb as a post, just try to find someone who don't make you want to shove a pitchfork up his nose.”
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“In the movie business, the ones we call Lucky are usually those idiots who are just too damn stubborn to take no for an answer. Come to think of it, the movie business is kind of like life.”
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“There isn't much a pan of warm Brownies and a glass of milk will fix. In less it's low grain prices. Or poverty. Or the national debt. I guess there are a few things, but nothing you have to worry about right this minute.”
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