Dildo Quotes Quotes

“He had the gift of the gab and could sell sand to Arabs. Hell, he could sell a bag of dildos to a nun – no joke”
― matthew bracey, Steel Dogs

“What I aimed to do was kick the dildo from the center of the frame, although it still poked its head out jauntily, off to the corner, near the cat, not not-there but also just another object you could attach to and then remove from the outside of the body. Anybody’s body.”
― Amanda K. Davidson, The Sissy Goes for a Swim

“I was not going to relinquish the prized penis to him or anyone else, so the airborne felon and I became engaged in an old-fashioned tug-of-war, with the pickled, stoutly inelastic organ pulled taut in our opposing grasp.”
― Bruce Campbell, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way