Global Warming Humor Quotes

“global warming: (n.) result of excessive hot-air emissions by climate scientists.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“It is!

“It is evolution,” the garden cried,
“It is revolution,” the nature sighed,

“It is diabolically dark,” the night feared,
“It is unbearably hot,” the Sun cried, but no one cared,

“It is a leafless and lifeless spring,” the seasons implored,
“It is polluting me,” the river sobbed, but it was ignored,

“It is no longer blue, my hue,” the sky admitted,
“It is I who supports you and it is me who is being resented,”

“It is no longer cold,” screamed the north pole,
“It is from me that you all my bounties stole,”

“It is no more like the sea it used to be,
It is no more the water where we felt at home,” said the fish swimming in the dying sea,

“It is not what it had to be,
It is not where humanity had to be,

It is so unfortunately, and this is how it is now,
It is the new reality: the dying sea, the dark sky, the burning sun, and in it all of us now,

It is the question for all of us though, where shall we go without them?
It is not about either us or either them,

It is more about what is right and what is true,
And it is a fact, the sky is dark and diabolically blue!”

Said I, to whoever was listening,
Alas, they were busy pleasing the moments of life, filled with callous hastening!”
― Javid Ahmad Tak, They Loved in 2075!