Inside Joke Quotes
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“Otis clopped forward and sighed. "Well, if you need a volunteer to die, I suppose I can do it. I've always loved weddings-"
Shut up, dummy!" Marvin said. "You're a goat!”
― The Hammer of Thor
Shut up, dummy!" Marvin said. "You're a goat!”
― The Hammer of Thor
“His brother Blerg had a red ball with Kurt Cobain's face on it. Blerg kept looking back and forth between me and the ball like he was trying to imagine me without the choppy haircut.”
― The Hammer of Thor
― The Hammer of Thor
“Stranger Danger.
You can't "stranger danger" someone when you asked them to date you.”
― This May End Badly
You can't "stranger danger" someone when you asked them to date you.”
― This May End Badly
“Death is inevitable; by facing Rupert you areonly learning how to prolong your miserable end. Strength is nothing when we jump off this mortal coil, and offers no sweet solace when it is over,” he said. “
See?” Celestina planted her hands on her hips. “He also thinks you need to attack more.”
“How on earth did you get ‘attack more’ out of that?”
― Magic Redeemed
See?” Celestina planted her hands on her hips. “He also thinks you need to attack more.”
“How on earth did you get ‘attack more’ out of that?”
― Magic Redeemed
“And I don’t have a weird thing with Simon Snow,” Cath said. “I’m just really active in the fandom.”
“What the fuck is ‘the fandom’?”
“You wouldn’t understand,” Cath sighed, wishing she hadn’t used that word, knowing that if she tried to explain herself any further, it would just make it worse.”
― Fangirl
“What the fuck is ‘the fandom’?”
“You wouldn’t understand,” Cath sighed, wishing she hadn’t used that word, knowing that if she tried to explain herself any further, it would just make it worse.”
― Fangirl
“Inside jokes should never be inverted. That would make them outside jokes, and those often get carried away—mostly by the wind.”
― Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast
― Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast
“Just because you saved the worlds, you don’t get to be a smartass the minute you wake up,” Vidrol warned. “We started up a wife obedience school in Foraether and we’re not above sending you to it.”
“You didn’t,” I challenged.
“It’s in the planning stages,” he hedged, biting his lip.
“Come here,” I rasped, watching him. “Let me hit you.”
“My close friends here will never let you,” he said. “We recently bonded, and I have full confidence that they will protect me at all costs.”
― A World of Lost Words
“You didn’t,” I challenged.
“It’s in the planning stages,” he hedged, biting his lip.
“Come here,” I rasped, watching him. “Let me hit you.”
“My close friends here will never let you,” he said. “We recently bonded, and I have full confidence that they will protect me at all costs.”
― A World of Lost Words
“So, that's okay. It's not like you're turning into an Endarkened or something, like Kellen's evil stepbrother Anigrel the Black.”
― The Phoenix Unchained
― The Phoenix Unchained
“I flow like a butter in the nailed pan I stole. I also kept the nail, to polish and use as a means of teleportation.”
― Nothing is here...
― Nothing is here...
“So there’s no hit list?”
“Ah, ah…” He leaned in closer, his mouth next to my ear. “Ah-choo.”
― Demons in Disguise
“Ah, ah…” He leaned in closer, his mouth next to my ear. “Ah-choo.”
― Demons in Disguise
“Erecto . It said it should allow you to erect something.”
Nolan snorts. “Yeah. I don't think we have a problem in that department"
"I thought it might use air magic to lift something up,"
"Oh I’m sure it does. With a little blowing, it’ll lift right up.”
“More like explode,”
― Bound Spirit
Nolan snorts. “Yeah. I don't think we have a problem in that department"
"I thought it might use air magic to lift something up,"
"Oh I’m sure it does. With a little blowing, it’ll lift right up.”
“More like explode,”
― Bound Spirit
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