Politicians Quotes Quotes

“Funny, isn’t it? We blame politicians for being megalomaniacs. But secretly we all are. It’s just that most of us don’t get the opportunity or are in a position to exploit others.”
― Abhaidev, The World's Most Frustrated Man

“Instead of politicians, let the monkeys govern the countries; at least they will steal only the bananas!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“You see, this is the thing about this world. When it comes to politicians, people always forget.”
― Abhaidev, The Influencer: Speed Must Have a Limit

“Yes, his reputation is tainted. But which leader in this world doesn’t have a tainted reputation? Power is not a good thing. And the ones who wield it can never please all the people no matter how good their intentions are. Only a candy seller can please everyone.”
― Abhaidev, The Influencer: Speed Must Have a Limit

“Politics is as dirty as toilets, and politicians are there to empty their bowels, so choose the ones who flush at least, after taking a dump.”
― Abhaidev, Notes from the Edge of Sanity

“What adjective can be used for a nation who is consistently fooled, recurrently deceived by the crafty politicians? Goofy? Very light! Fool? Not enough! Brainless? Yes, that is the very adjective!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“You didn't have to go back far to recall a culture that said: Yes, we like a drink at lunchtime. The political culture, he meant—Peter Judd was well aware that the culture in general was chucking booze down its neck like a mental hobo. But the political culture, meaning Westminster, had cleaned up its act since the millennium, a shift in which Judd himself had played no small part. A public disavowal of some of the more famous extravagances of his youth had, near as damn it, established a party line, or at least had drawn a line across which his party didnt dare tread... Once the House's reputation for being more or less sober during daylight hours had been salvaged, and his own status as architect of the "New Responsibility" (copyright, some broadsheet reptile) safely established, Judd was happy to revert to drinking at lunchtime when he felt like it.”
― Mick Herron, Real Tigers

“People change, but politicians change too many times.”
― DON SANTO

“Politicians lie for a living. That is accepted the world over. sycophancy too. But why should we normalise bullshit for the sake of defending the said liar? Come on!”
― DON SANTO

“If a plant is wild, living in a forest, it is not reliant on you at all. Dig that plant up, and resettle it in your garden, then it is slightly reliant on you. But if you put that plant in a pot, and bring it into your house, then it is totally reliant on you. It can no longer be called wild, and no longer survive, or breed, without your help. And that is what your leaders are constantly trying to do to you.”
― Jack Freestone

“Politicians are the same all over the world; The difference is they are accountable and answer to the law and the people in some but answer to no one in others.”
― Peter-Cole C. Onele

“The type of nation that the dishonest politician loves the most is the type of nation that does not care about the facts!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“Politicians can appease a particular section of society for their personal motives. But only at the cost of national integration.”
― Dr. Ashok Anand

“When citizens are aware of what's going on in the state, politicians will think twice before making a stupid move. Otherwise, there will be demonstrations against the rich.”
― Mwanandeke Kindembo

“It is important to enter somewhere magnificently and accompanied by applause, but much more important than that is to leave that place with applause and in a magnificent way!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“People who investigate the causes of their misery with an impartial and objective eye are almost always faced with a tragicomic conclusion: The culprits are the thief politicians of their choice, whom they enthusiastically support!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“Since the buffoons called politicians have appeared on the stage of humanity, interest in clowns has decreased drastically!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“Whatever a politician says is just part of the game of lies. But when a true leader speaks, JAH is felt.”
― DON SANTO

“Our archaeological ancestry lost hair while growing sweat glands to reduce panting in the hot African sun. One outcome evolved the origin of our speech. Another conquered our ability to shut the Hell up and listen. Now? Politicians "On the Origin of Speeches," grunting past one another.”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

“You don't need to go ghost hunting in spooky places at night, when there are millions - impoverished by the stupid policies of stupid politicians - who have totally turned into ghosts that no one sees anymore!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“It is almost a rule in the world of politics to go up to the world stage with applause and get off that stage under the hoots! The biggest reason for this is that nations vote for politicians who know the art of rhetoric very well but are not much developed mentally!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“O stupid politician! You came to the top with unconscious and ignorant votes, you thought you were something, you got ego-drunk there and now you are trying not to come down! Think of the high mountains! Don't you know, only the summit itself remains at the top, everyone else goes down!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“Crows love shiny things and they steal them and take them to their nests, the politician is also a crow, shameless like a crow, so he steals gold, silver, money, anything that shines and takes it to the place he trusts!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“Describing politician stupidity is like trying to catch a slippery fish in a bucket - you know it's there, but it's hard to get a grip on! ”
― Dipti Dhakul

“In world politics, every 100 big seats are occupied by 99 people who are inferior in talent or morality! The reason the world is in such a bad situation is not actually those 99 incompetent or rustic cunning people, but the idiots who brought them there or continue to keep them in those positions!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“No matter how beautiful, artistic and aesthetic a dining table is, you can never make a hungry man sitting at that table to forget the food! In countries where misery reigns, the magnificent shows that stupid politicians shamelessly put on before the people are of no importance!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“The biggest mistake politicians make is to think that the crowds behind them will always stand behind them!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“If you want something that is impossible or shouldn't be done to be done, put a madman in power! When he starts doing the things that are said to be impossible or shouldn't be done, the world's reaction won't be very strong, because everyone knows he's mad, and criticizing a madman's actions is pointless, because madness is already exempt from moral and legal obligations!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“We are in the 21st century; people are no longer afraid of ghosts, ghouls, vampires, or zombies because they were imaginary, but they are afraid of idiotic politicians because they are real, and their effects are extraordinarily stupid and terrifying!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“The only way for a fish to love its fisherman is for the fisherman to give up his rod, his net, in short, everything that makes him a fisherman! And the only way for people to love politicians is for the politicians to give up themselves and evolve into a new person by possessing what they lack: Character, honour, honesty!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan