Reindeer Quotes

“Once upon a time, the Reindeer took a running leap and jumped over the Northern Lights.

But he jumped too low, and the long fur of his beautiful flowing tail got singed by the rainbow fires of the aurora.

To this day the reindeer has no tail to speak of. But he is too busy pulling the Important Sleigh to notice what is lost. And he certainly doesn’t complain.

What's your excuse?”
― Vera Nazarian, The Perpetual Calendar of Inspiration

“I don't give a flying flip who you are or that you're a foot and a half taller than me and probably outweigh me by more than eighty pounds. Get out of my way so I can see for myself that Barry's okay.” I almost laugh at the normally shy Ricky's demanding voice but I'm thinking he wouldn't appreciate it. “Now, Mr. Chief Reindeer.”
“Oh, hell.”
It's not so amusing when the elf is threatening the second most powerful being in the North Pole.”
― Candi Kay, Barry the Lonely Reindeer & His Bashful Elf

“The reindeer are immortal. They are, in fact, the eight demiurges of reindeer-kind, and this accounts for their flying. Their names might sound whimsical, but they are the closest the human tongue can come to approximating the true names of the caribou lords. Rudolph, far from being the adorable, earnest fellow of the tale, is in fact Ruyd-al-Olafforid, the All-Destroying Flame of the Yukon. His mother was Kali and his father was an ice floe. His nose appears red because his body is full of coals, and his eyes flare with a terrible conflagration of the soul. The tips of his antlers are like candles in the snowy wind. He is not vengeful, but he is the light in the dark of winter, consuming and giving life at the same time. Your carrots only make the lord of flame stronger.”
― Catherynne M. Valente, The Bread We Eat in Dreams

“One thing I learned over the years is that you have to love wholeheartedly when your loved ones are with you. I loved my parents. I still miss them every day of my life, and they’ve been gone for centuries. One thing they taught me is when you love, you love hard. You carry that with you always, even when the ones you love are no longer in this world. I don’t think I truly appreciated that until Dylan came into my world, and then you, but that’s two different types of love.”
― Candi Kay, Santa Claus & His Unexpected Mate

“Between one stride and the next, the herd of reindeer faded away. She felt a last few ghosts go with her, shoulder on shoulder, and then they too were gone and she was back, alone, in the world of humans and ravens.”
― T. Kingfisher, The Raven and the Reindeer

“Peppermint Whiskey? Hell, reindeer, keep up this niceness and I may have to take ya back home with us.”
I lean close to him and whisper loudly, “You've already got a reindeer. You couldn't handle two of us.”
He pours himself a shot before responding.
“Ha! You obviously didn't know my rep in the North Pole before Randy or you'd never make such a ludicrous statement.”
― Candi Kay, Dylan the Bad Boy Reindeer & His Virtuous Mate

“Now that we know Dylan's gonna live,” Evan speaks up, “I think we should leave these two alone.”
He and Cole help me stand, though there's nothing wrong with my legs.
“Yeah, so they can practice experimenting on that connection thing I mentioned earlier,” Barry says with a chuckle.
“The man's hurt,” Evan says.
“What's your point?” Willy asks. “His side is hurt, not his co-”
“Willy,” Randy cuts him off.
“Pfft! Like they don't know what I'm talking about.”
― Candi Kay, Dylan the Bad Boy Reindeer & His Virtuous Mate

“Luke, meet Willy,” Micah says from behind him, his voice sounding strained. “Randy’s elf and all around pain in the ass.”
“Speak for yourself, nurse boy,” Willy comes back at him with a loud laugh. “And Randy says the pain’s not so bad anymore, so ha! You know that stuff takes a lot of practice for it not to hurt every time.”
Surely he’s not saying what it sounds like he’s saying?
“And a lot of lube,” the elf continues. “I mean, when you’re as big as I am and all, even if Randy is a big man, he still has a tight-”
Oh, he’s definitely saying it.
Micah slaps his hands over his ears. “Stop it!”
Willy smirks at him. “I bet you won’t call me a pain in the ass in front of somebody again.”
― Candi Kay, Luke the Hybrid Reindeer & His Vivacious Elf

“Glitter is like herpes, once it's on you, it's almost impossible to get rid of.”
― Abigail Drake, Rebel Without a Claus

“I don't like humans. Sure, they're good for an occasional fuck, but they aren't like reindeer. They may look like us when we're shifted, but that's the extent of it. If that makes me human-phobic, so be it. Some I've hooked up with wanted more than I was willing to give them. When I take off to the states for a holiday, it damn sure isn't to find someone to develop feelings for.”
― Candi Kay, Blake the Rogue Reindeer & His Cocky Human

“It's just sex, Blake. Isn't that what you said to me the last time? No emotions. Just sex.”

“I'll only end up hurting you,” I say to the wall. “Worse than I did before.”

He moves from the back of the sofa and comes to stand directly in front of me. His dick is mere inches from my mouth. I have to swallow several times to keep from using my tongue on it. I close my eyes.

“I can't, Seth. If I take you now I'll be rough and I'll end up hurting you in other ways.”

“Being rough wasn't a concern of yours before.”

“I'm not the same person I was before.”
― Candi Kay, Blake the Rogue Reindeer & His Cocky Human

“Am I doing it right?” he asks as he speeds up his movements.
I hear the nervousness in his voice.
My hands slide up his back.
“If you were doing it any more right I don't think I could handle it,” I respond softly, meaning it. “You're perfect.”
He shakes his head a little.
“You're so quiet,” he says.
My hands go back to his hips as he continues to move over me.
“I'm thinking about how good it is, how good we are.”
― Candi Kay, Barry the Lonely Reindeer & His Bashful Elf

“Willy looks between Randy and me for a few seconds.
“Holy candy canes. You two could almost pass for brothers.”
I lean against the bar.
“Not quite. I'm a couple of inches shorter, and I don't have the muscle your reindeer has.”
“It's the long black hair.” He points at Randy. “I have a thing for long black hair. Hot damn, two hotties like you in Santa's Village at the same time? The elves wouldn't get any work done. They'd be too busy staring and jerk-”
“Enough, elf,” Randy stops him.”
― Candi Kay, Dylan the Bad Boy Reindeer & His Virtuous Mate

“I lean in and place my lips against his again. This time I don't stop with a quick whisper touch. I slide my tongue across his lips until he opens for me. His hands go to my waist to pull me closer as our tongues meet. We kiss slowly, neither of us in a hurry to take it further. My dick is hard enough to pound nails, but this moment isn't about that. It's about finally, finally being with the man who's had me tied up in knots for the past year.”
― Candi Kay, Dylan the Bad Boy Reindeer & His Virtuous Mate

“You are everything I’ve ever hoped for, Drew, more than I ever believed I could hope for.” I reach up and wipe a tear that’s slowly making its way down his cheek. “I thought I knew what love was. I was wrong. Only when you came into my life did I truly understand it, feel it. Thank you for giving me something I’ve always longed for.”
“What is that, Santa?”
“Forever.”
― Candi Kay, Santa Claus & His Unexpected Mate

“I meet my sisters in front of Madoc's stables, where silver-shod faerie horses are penned up beside enormous toads ready to be saddled and bridled and reindeer with broad antlers hung with bells.”
― Holly Black, The Cruel Prince

“The army of Elfhame assembles and readies itself to march. Whippet-thin faerie steeds, swampy water horses, reindeer with jutting antlers, and massive toads are all being saddled. Some will even be armoured.”
― Holly Black, The Queen of Nothing

“Towering, exquisite palaces, full of roaring hearths and bedecked in evergreens. Carved sleighs were the court's preferred method of transportation, hauled by velvet-antlered reindeer whose splayed hooves were ideal for the ice and snow. Their forces were well trained, but they often relied on the great, white bears that stalked the realm for any unwanted visitors.”
― Sarah J. Maas, A Court of Wings and Ruin

“Long-limbed creatures like shards of ice given form stalked past, tall enough to plant the cobalt-and-silver banners atop various tents; wagons were hauled by sure-footed reindeer and lumbering white bears in ornate armour, some so keenly aware when they ambled by that I wouldn't have been surprised if they could talk. White foxes scuttled about underfoot, bearing what looked to be messages strapped to their little embroidered vests.”
― Sarah J. Maas, A Court of Wings and Ruin