Unintelligent Quotes

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Shannon L. Alder
“Never presume to know a person based on the one dimensional window of the internet. A soul can’t be defined by critics, enemies or broken ties with family or friends. Neither can it be explained by posts or blogs that lack facial expressions, tone or insight into the person’s personality and intent. Until people “get that”, we will forever be a society that thinks Beautiful Mind was a spy movie and every stranger is really a friend on Facebook.”
Shannon L. Alder

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Thiruvalluvar
“Foolish people inflict pain upon them self which is worse than what an enemy can bring upon.”
Thiruvalluvar, Thirukkural

Anthony Ryan
“Your realm is an insane place. In Volaria, no-one goes hungry, slaves are no use when they starve. Those freeborn too lazy or lacking in intelligence to turn sufficient profit to feed themselves are made slaves so they can generate wealth for those deserving of freedom, and be fed in return. Here, your people are chained by their freedom, free to starve and beg from the rich. It's disgusting.”
Anthony Ryan, Tower Lord

“Some people that are in charge are usually less intelligent than the people who work under them. The reason why those people are in charge and you aren’t is because you have a conscience.”
Heather Chapple, Write like no one is reading

H.G. Wells
“Jesus was a penniless teacher who wandered about the dusty sun-bit country of Judea, living upon casual gifts of food; yet he is always represented clean, combed, and sleek, in spotless raiment, erect, and with something motionless about him as though he was gliding through the air. This alone has made him unreal and incredible to many people who cannot distinguish the core of the story from the ornamental and unwise additions of the unintelligently devout.”
H.G. Wells, The Outline of History, Vol. 1

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“To a blind man, pawn shop and porn shop are one. To an unintelligent man, oversleeping and sleeping over are opposites.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Robert Ludlum
“Indiscriminate use among unintelligent leads to chaos.”
Robert Ludlum

Michael Crichton
“They have to leave their mark. They can't just watch. They can't just appreciate. They can't just fit into the natural order. They have to make something unnatural happen. That is the scientist's job, and now we have whole societies that try to be scientific... We've had four hundred years of modern science, and we ought to know by now what it's good for, and what it's not good for. It's time for a change.”
Michael Crichton, Jurassic Park

David Sedaris
“Moving heavy objects allowed me to feel manly in the eyes of other men. With the women it didn't matter, but I enjoyed subtly intimidating the guys with bad backs who thought they were helping out by telling us how to pack the truck. The thinking was that because we were furniture movers, we obviously weren't too bright. In addition to being strong and stupid, we were also thought of as dangerous. It might have been an old story to Patrick and the others, but I got a kick out of being mistaken as volatile. All I had to do was throw down my dolly with a little extra force, and a bossy customer would say, "Let's just all calm down and try to work this out.”
David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Being educated is the closest most people will ever get to being wise or intelligent.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“The human population would still be less than a million if intellectual maturity were a prerequisite for human fertility.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“We sometimes pretend to agree with a statement, as an attempt to hide the fact that we are not smart enough to understand it.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“The vast majority of people are ignorant of the fact that intellectual maturity is a rarity.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Stewart Stafford
“Stupidity is the regurgitated meal that feeds itself and on which it grows fat.”
Stewart Stafford

“When we control our emotions, we harness
the power of cognitive reasoning.”
Scott Shumway, The Invisible Four-letter Word: The Secret to Getting What You Really Want in Life.

“If they gave him an enema, he could be buried in a matchbox.”
Anon

Tony Hillerman
“Rather quickly, Officer Gorman had proved he was the sort of man who – as Leaphorn’s grandmother would have said – counted the grass and didn’t see the grazing.”
Tony Hillerman, Skinwalkers