It is a true honor to not only have a book released on your birthday intentionally (twice) by one of your favorite authors but to also be the main chaIt is a true honor to not only have a book released on your birthday intentionally (twice) by one of your favorite authors but to also be the main character in one. AND HAVE YOUR DOGGO IN IT TOO! Nicole is forever a favorite of mine (even before she made me a character smashing a pinata lover). I absolutely loved this sweet, spicy and slightly unhinged story. There's a sentient pinata, Kyle and plenty of paddling and wild fun. Also candy flavored c*m. DELISH. Wait until you see the art. I am in love. ...more
I'm going to need a whole garden supply series. You had me with Rake but now I'm a hoe for a hose. Watermelon "water" HI. YES PLS. And like always, KyI'm going to need a whole garden supply series. You had me with Rake but now I'm a hoe for a hose. Watermelon "water" HI. YES PLS. And like always, Kyle is there to lend a helPEEN hand. What a guy. Nicole always nails the vibe and brings the fun!...more
An out of this world anthology featuring 15 authors and 15 stories. The alien variety and anatomy variety in these stories ranges from human like to oAn out of this world anthology featuring 15 authors and 15 stories. The alien variety and anatomy variety in these stories ranges from human like to otherworldly. You'll find double dongs, fated mates, healing fluids, sprouting mouths, swiss army dongs, hybrid anatomy, tentacles, suckers, tendrils, aquatic aliens, androids, LGBTQ+ representation, stingers, spikes, wings, antennae, horns, four arms, fangs and more! You won't want to put these bite sized stories down. Easily one of my favorite antholies ever with all new to me authors!
Absolutely lovedddd Trench and Jess. The tension and build up was torturous and delicious. Trench is just such a sweet guy. Jess was determined and caAbsolutely lovedddd Trench and Jess. The tension and build up was torturous and delicious. Trench is just such a sweet guy. Jess was determined and calculated but I really loved seeing her cave for Trench. And my precious Arc. I cannot wait for Arc's love story and the Cold Boys. Ugh. This series is amazing. All the feels, caldera hot spice, and fun space beast with twists. Plus the covers? SO GOOD. Dalia nailed it with this series. ...more
Ok easily one of my favorite holiday and Holly reads yet. I loved all the character's stories and ManCandy and the town of Hallow Peen. All the laughsOk easily one of my favorite holiday and Holly reads yet. I loved all the character's stories and ManCandy and the town of Hallow Peen. All the laughs, fun silly lore, candyhood, gourdhood, flavored fluids, licorice bondage and all the treats (no tricks!) The new halloween read, I'm declaring it. ...more
Another quick and spicy bite sized monster romance between a purple 4 armed hunk, I mean alien, and a fiesty human woman. The spice picks up right awaAnother quick and spicy bite sized monster romance between a purple 4 armed hunk, I mean alien, and a fiesty human woman. The spice picks up right away and stays hot a heavy throughout so bring a change of panties! This was a sweet a final story to this interconnected standalone series. Very enjoyable, quick fun read....more
OH YEAH! Another amazing and wacky wonderful story by Vera. Step siblings, cherry punch bukkake, sugar free, red 40 dye. glass rods and so much more. JOH YEAH! Another amazing and wacky wonderful story by Vera. Step siblings, cherry punch bukkake, sugar free, red 40 dye. glass rods and so much more. Jules and Red get into some trouble when they get stuck inside a sauna. But not to worry, Red keeps her cool. Vera's mind is the 8th world wonder, not sure if you knew that. A sloshing good time and a new favorite!...more
Best birthday gift EVER. Who doesn't want Kyle's expertise on their birthday? (or every day for the matter.) Nicole nails it again. Matt was such a goBest birthday gift EVER. Who doesn't want Kyle's expertise on their birthday? (or every day for the matter.) Nicole nails it again. Matt was such a good little present and really knew how to work those ribbons. Chloe was so relatable, fun and easily one of my favorite FMCs. And she's turning 30, I'm turning 30 on release day. Every detail is just perfect. I love love love this. OK AND THE EPILOGUE THOUGH. EEEEEE. Easily one of my favorite reads and I cannot wait for more Kyle. KYLE 4 EVER. Sorry to everyone named Kyle because I now have a pavlovian response to the name. *drools and drips*
I'm pissed I don't have a double dong merman who wants to raise a brood of fry with me and has a water horse for me to love on. This was SO good. JaxoI'm pissed I don't have a double dong merman who wants to raise a brood of fry with me and has a water horse for me to love on. This was SO good. Jaxon is dreamy. I mean two dongs? Unique breeding. BETTA BUBBLES?! Like how cool. So unique. A hippocampus who is hilarious and precious in every way? SOLD. A strong FMC who holds her own but leans into her soft femininity with her mate. GIMME. The spice... mmmm the SPICE. This was WET. And hot. And everything in between. Salted caramel flavored, aphrodisiac, vibrating fluids anyone? Also underwater vampires? Like what? So cool You won't be bored reading this that's for sure! Thoroughly enjoyed this and absolutely loved Leah's writing style. Can't wait for the next one!...more
♪♫ Velvet Steel, Vellllllvet Steeeeeel ♪♫ Leave it to Dalia to write a book around my favorite name for a dong. AND make it eloquent and sexy and dark♪♫ Velvet Steel, Vellllllvet Steeeeeel ♪♫ Leave it to Dalia to write a book around my favorite name for a dong. AND make it eloquent and sexy and dark and delicious. Vampire in bat form daddy? Yes please. There's romance, sacrifice, drama and flavored fluids. YEP. A stunning and Velvet Steel heavy masterpiece. Don't talk to me if you give this less than 5 stars. With a whopping 54 times in the entire book (cover to cover). That's got to be a record. Someone call Guinness. Burt really I thoroughly enjoyed this and cannot wait to own a physical copy for my shelves. Well done Dalia!...more
Another fun short from Tomi Peeper! You know those little chocolate eggs we all love and savor every year around Easter? Well what if one grew massiveAnother fun short from Tomi Peeper! You know those little chocolate eggs we all love and savor every year around Easter? Well what if one grew massively over the period of a nap and out popped a cottontail humanoid who was ready to breed you and take you to his home? BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE... he has a pink glitter shlong thats sugary sweet and chocolate egg fluids. Yeah, I knew you would like that. I did too. ...more
I hecking LOVE peeps ok? So when I saw the preorder for this I was sold. I even saved it for peep season so I could eat those sugary little bunnies whI hecking LOVE peeps ok? So when I saw the preorder for this I was sold. I even saved it for peep season so I could eat those sugary little bunnies while savoring this read. It did not disappoint. Confectionary c*ck, marshmallow fluff spunk. Yes please. Gimme gimme. Fun short hot holiday read.
If you don't like peeps, you'll love them when you read this. ...more
I hope you have a sweet tooth for this one! Have you ever wanted your cake and to eat it too? Don't worry it's dairy-free nut based cream used. Three I hope you have a sweet tooth for this one! Have you ever wanted your cake and to eat it too? Don't worry it's dairy-free nut based cream used. Three friends celebrating their 30th birthday in a cabin (definitely not getting their security deposits back). Mia got her bear and Michelle gets her 7 foot caked carved into a sexy man. Blow his... candle out and make a wish! This one made me laugh so freaking hard. I can't wait to see what the last friend gets for her special birthday treat!...more
"Back in college, there might have been a night where I got drunk, like really drunk... and I ended up f*cking a teddy bear."
Buckle up for a wild birt"Back in college, there might have been a night where I got drunk, like really drunk... and I ended up f*cking a teddy bear."
Buckle up for a wild birthday party in a cabin (that definitely won't be getting the security deposit back on), three friends celebrating their 30th and teddy bear dong. Oh you don't know what teddy bear dong looks like? Sorry- what bearhood looks like. Well I promise you, you will be very satisfied. *wink wink*
A fun short story that will have you side eyeing your teddy bear and wondering "what if?"...more
4.5 stars! This was such a fun aliens x human fated mates story. There was so much delicious angst I was dying for whatever came next. The spice was d4.5 stars! This was such a fun aliens x human fated mates story. There was so much delicious angst I was dying for whatever came next. The spice was delicious and fun as well. I loved the unique alien anatomy for both xala (female equivalent) and xalar (male equivalent) I definitely appreciate the glossary too for all the fun unique terms in this book. This was my first Emily Antoinette book and it was exquisite. I look forward to reading more from Emily. Her writing is definitely very intriguing.
✨this is an ARC review. All opinions are my own....more
An inclusive monster romance in a workplace setting? Yes please! Wyn butts heads with her boss, Bash Ettin. A conference room challenge turns into a bAn inclusive monster romance in a workplace setting? Yes please! Wyn butts heads with her boss, Bash Ettin. A conference room challenge turns into a bet, Wyn's prize of choice is a gender neutral restroom at the office... Bash chooses a kiss. Wyn's son is precious and such a beloved part of this story. I had a lot of fun reading this and learning some things too! Things get hot and heavy but also deep and emotional in this story. It felt different yet right at home in this series by Wendi.
Sweet and delicious. Krissy's matchmaker baker story was a wild ride. Jackson, her ex best friend (and long time crush) wants to reconnect after a mesSweet and delicious. Krissy's matchmaker baker story was a wild ride. Jackson, her ex best friend (and long time crush) wants to reconnect after a messy past and while his plan backfires a bit he still keeps trying to win Krissy over. There's some banter, lots of spice and some tasty food play. This series is so fun and I loved being able to follow Krissy this time. We get a sneak peek of her in Book 1 of the series and she definitely won me over then. Perfect continuation to the series.
“My life is better than anything I could have dreamed of, and all because I wanted to fuck a bee. Who would have thought?” This was all parts silly, fu“My life is better than anything I could have dreamed of, and all because I wanted to fuck a bee. Who would have thought?” This was all parts silly, funny, spicy and lovely. As someone who also thoroughly enjoyed The Bee Movie this hit all the nostalgia with a new hot twist. Alien bee shifters are dying out they need to head to the blue planet and pollinate to save their colony. The blue planet (earth) isn’t doing so hot either. Baryx could get it. With his little wings and fuzzy butt, and that vibrating dong, I mean stinger! Did I mention his bee jizz is basically an aphrodisiac sweet honey? GM Fairy nails it every time. You did Barry proud. Amazing per usual!
✨I received an ARC in exchange for my honest review ✨...more
A promising start to the first date abduction series!
Ma'xon finds his perfect match through dating app made to match aliens with their human mates. OdA promising start to the first date abduction series!
Ma'xon finds his perfect match through dating app made to match aliens with their human mates. Odette falls head over heels for Ma'xon in his human bodysuit but even harder when she finally gets to see him in his true body. I'm a big shark fan so obviously Ma'xon was a big hit for me! The two are so sweet together (and can get downnnn if you know what I mean *wink wink*)
Dirty talk and unique peen? Yes please. Ma'xon has two, yes two dongs WITH FRILLS. Lots of daddy please, bratty behavior for fun, endless pleasure. Loved this and can't wait to see what and who Ash brings next.
I backed this project on kickstarter and received an ARC copy. This is my honest review....more
We're back at it with book two of the Match Maker Baker series and this one is all parts sugar and spice! Jason gets his gingerbread man, Ginny, who iWe're back at it with book two of the Match Maker Baker series and this one is all parts sugar and spice! Jason gets his gingerbread man, Ginny, who is his "perfect bf" fit. The two get right into it in an instant fated love match. These two were so sweet (and spicy) together I absolutely loved it. Gum drop balls, icing cum and cookie crumbs... and a delicious HEA! The perfect continuation to the little series. I cannot wait to see the art for this one when Reina finishes it. Well done Ames!!...more