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Mating with Mallows
Cecilia Reynolds has hated sweets, ever since she was a child—particularly those of the pastel Easter candy variety. This earns her teasing from friends and colleagues due to the passionate nature of her vehemence. But can one chance encounter with sentient marshmallow rabbit hunks change her mind about this aversion forever?
21 pages, Kindle Edition
Published February 13, 2024
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March 19, 2024
I’m happy I didn’t like peeps in the first place, because there’s no way I could eat them after this.
27 pages of gross, sticky erotica with two giant humanoid bunny marshmallow men, you’d think this would be fun but sadly, it was not. The concept of this book is so silly and crazy but the execution totally missed the mark.
This starts with a woman with some trauma from peeps in her childhood but no details are given as to what kind. She decides to overcome this trauma by purchasing some bunny shaped peeps to eat. The peeps come to life and bang her, no details are given as to why or how they animate either, and they bang in a pretty boring spit roast scene. Some basic world building would have helped set the stage for this, make her trauma funny, make them work really hard to give her needed therapy, anything! Sadly, there was nothing really original or entertaining here.
Bonus star for using the word fluffernut in a sex scene. That was unexpected. The cover for this is boring too, it really needs to be more crazy or horrifying, I’ve seen so many really disturbing or wacky covers for these but this one doesn’t even look like erotica.
Anyhoo, I don’t know how to rate this. I wish it had leaned into the comedy and been 100x more creative. This author missed the memo on how to write these. The whimsy, the camp, the jokes, the satire? This had none of that. It was just regular MFM except the dudes were made of marshmallow 🤷🏼♀️.
The funniest part of this is the author’s note thanking her family for their support so she could follow her authorial dreams… I died laughing, but was I supposed to? Thanks mom.
27 pages of gross, sticky erotica with two giant humanoid bunny marshmallow men, you’d think this would be fun but sadly, it was not. The concept of this book is so silly and crazy but the execution totally missed the mark.
This starts with a woman with some trauma from peeps in her childhood but no details are given as to what kind. She decides to overcome this trauma by purchasing some bunny shaped peeps to eat. The peeps come to life and bang her, no details are given as to why or how they animate either, and they bang in a pretty boring spit roast scene. Some basic world building would have helped set the stage for this, make her trauma funny, make them work really hard to give her needed therapy, anything! Sadly, there was nothing really original or entertaining here.
Bonus star for using the word fluffernut in a sex scene. That was unexpected. The cover for this is boring too, it really needs to be more crazy or horrifying, I’ve seen so many really disturbing or wacky covers for these but this one doesn’t even look like erotica.
Anyhoo, I don’t know how to rate this. I wish it had leaned into the comedy and been 100x more creative. This author missed the memo on how to write these. The whimsy, the camp, the jokes, the satire? This had none of that. It was just regular MFM except the dudes were made of marshmallow 🤷🏼♀️.
The funniest part of this is the author’s note thanking her family for their support so she could follow her authorial dreams… I died laughing, but was I supposed to? Thanks mom.
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May 4, 2024God gave me eyes. And I abused them. Forgive me father.
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May 29, 2024I don’t know a single person who likes marshmallow enough for this
April 24, 2024
Numerous points deducted for the criminal lack of world building and lore
I WANT ANSWERS 🗣️‼️
CW: explicit sexual content, references to parental abandonment
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August 18, 2024To quote my husband, "So, instead of Netflix and chill, it was Mallow and Swallow?" 💀💀💀 I actually can't - reaction video will be posted tonight. I'm actually dead, lmao.
April 24, 2024
It's exactly what it says it is and it was exactly as cringe yet fun and you would expect. 🤷🏻♀️
April 4, 2024
…the mallows seemed to know exactly what to do, a choreographed Dance of the Sugar Plum Dicks.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
April 15, 2024
sugary schlong. gelatinous tip 💀
March 30, 2024
Note: Some of my goodreads shelves can be spoilers
Overall: 4.5 rounded to ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ because WHY NOT???
Readability: 📖📖📖📖
Feels: 🦋🦋🦋
Emotional Depth: 💔💔
Sexual Tension: ⚡⚡⚡
Romance: 💞💞💞
Sensuality: 💋💋💋💋 (I am not ashamed that I liked it 🤣 )
Sex Scene Length: 🍑🍑🍑
Steam Scale (Number of Sex Scenes): 🔥 (the book is basically one scene)
Humor: Come on….it’s a peep fucking book
Perspective: First person from heroine
More character focused or plot focused? character/sex focused
How did the speed of the story feel? fast
When mains are first on page together: 28% when she buys the peeps, 38% when they become MORE
Cliffhanger: No...but it ends kind of unknown as to the future (happy for now assumed?)
Epilogue: No
Format: read e-book from kindle unlimited
(Descriptions found at end of my review)
Should I read in order?
This is a stand alone short story.
Basic plot:
Cece hasn’t had peeps since her bad experience at 6 years old. But one more taste can’t hurt...
Give this a try if you want:
- contemporary setting
- heroine works at a paper selling company
- M/F/M
- you have a disturbing craving for peeps/REALLY love marshmallow fluff
- 1 full steamy scene but it’s most of the book (and some praise kink)
- heroine overcomes her peep trauma
Ages:
- Not mentioned
First lines:
“Come on, Cece. Just try one,” Miranda pleaded from her seat five feet away from mine in our shared cubicle, a gliterring bonbon of a marshmallow held aloft for me.
My thoughts:
I saw it and I had to try it.
Absurd. Fun. Ridiculous. Delightful. Wrong. Titillating. Preposterous.
A threesome with some peeps. Why not? I deserve an Easter present too.
Cock/Hero Stats:
Quotes/thoughts: (Any mistakes are my own)
Content warnings: (This should be taken as a minimum because I could have missed some!)
Locations of kisses/intimate scenes:
Extra stuff like what my review breakdowns mean, where to find me, and book clubs
Overall: 4.5 rounded to ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ because WHY NOT???
Readability: 📖📖📖📖
Feels: 🦋🦋🦋
Emotional Depth: 💔💔
Sexual Tension: ⚡⚡⚡
Romance: 💞💞💞
Sensuality: 💋💋💋💋 (I am not ashamed that I liked it 🤣 )
Sex Scene Length: 🍑🍑🍑
Steam Scale (Number of Sex Scenes): 🔥 (the book is basically one scene)
Humor: Come on….it’s a peep fucking book
Perspective: First person from heroine
More character focused or plot focused? character/sex focused
How did the speed of the story feel? fast
When mains are first on page together: 28% when she buys the peeps, 38% when they become MORE
Cliffhanger: No...but it ends kind of unknown as to the future (happy for now assumed?)
Epilogue: No
Format: read e-book from kindle unlimited
(Descriptions found at end of my review)
Should I read in order?
This is a stand alone short story.
Basic plot:
Cece hasn’t had peeps since her bad experience at 6 years old. But one more taste can’t hurt...
Give this a try if you want:
- contemporary setting
- heroine works at a paper selling company
- M/F/M
- you have a disturbing craving for peeps/REALLY love marshmallow fluff
- 1 full steamy scene but it’s most of the book (and some praise kink)
- heroine overcomes her peep trauma
Ages:
- Not mentioned
First lines:
“Come on, Cece. Just try one,” Miranda pleaded from her seat five feet away from mine in our shared cubicle, a gliterring bonbon of a marshmallow held aloft for me.
My thoughts:
I saw it and I had to try it.
Absurd. Fun. Ridiculous. Delightful. Wrong. Titillating. Preposterous.
A threesome with some peeps. Why not? I deserve an Easter present too.
Cock/Hero Stats:
Quotes/thoughts: (Any mistakes are my own)
Content warnings: (This should be taken as a minimum because I could have missed some!)
Locations of kisses/intimate scenes:
Extra stuff like what my review breakdowns mean, where to find me, and book clubs
April 14, 2024
Do it for the laughs.
It’s cannot get over what I just read, but I was laughing and snorting so hard at the absurdity. I LOVED IT. 🤣😂 I needed this laugh.
It’s cannot get over what I just read, but I was laughing and snorting so hard at the absurdity. I LOVED IT. 🤣😂 I needed this laugh.
October 16, 2024
2.5 stars. This may be a new low for Peter Topside. Here I am, supposed to be working, and I'm reading a book about banging life-sized Peeps? Well, it looks like those chocolate covered eggs aren't the only thing filled with marshmallow this year. I always thought that Charleston Chews were the most sexual candy option. Or those naughty Sugar Daddies. Once I saw a girl put a lollipop in her butt and eat it. I dunno. It's all subjective. But I really find the most bizarre stuff on the internet. My brain is just destroyed nowadays with all of the filthy stuff I watch on a daily basis. Crazy thing is that I enjoyed the writing here and the premise had me laughing for days. But the sex was sooo short. It was good and all, but just extremely brief. Like this was 21 pages and should have been 15 pages of sex, 3 of lead up, and 1 page of self-reflection for our lead, Cece. Oh, and another page for some links to buy Peeps on Amazon in bulk. It just makes sense that way. Fun read, but needed less stuff and more fluff. Did that pun work?
July 7, 2024
what in the yeast infection was this
March 31, 2024
If only these people on the beach knew that I was celebrating Easter by reading about a girl getting absolutely RAILED by marshmallow peeps men
June 23, 2024
I’ll never be able to eat a Peep again. One Star.
March 11, 2024
I hecking LOVE peeps ok? So when I saw the preorder for this I was sold. I even saved it for peep season so I could eat those sugary little bunnies while savoring this read. It did not disappoint. Confectionary c*ck, marshmallow fluff spunk. Yes please. Gimme gimme. Fun short hot holiday read.
If you don't like peeps, you'll love them when you read this.
If you don't like peeps, you'll love them when you read this.
June 7, 2024
If I hate having my hands all sticky when I eat some candy, I can’t even explain the discomfort I’d feel to touch a marshmallow that turned into a man and wants to put his anatomy all over my shit, NO. 🥴
June 7, 2024
Not a lot of humor in the actual story, but the premise is hilarious and also gives me the willies. Peeps textured penis. Do not want.
May 2, 2024
Girly pop had a one sided rivalry towards peeps. Can you blame her though?.. Despite all odds, she persevered and faced her fear. This story goes to show, you face your fears and you might just find the one thing you’re missing in life. 6 feet tall marshmallow men, with rock hard abs and a choreographed dance of .. well you can find that out all on your own. Careful though, you might find yourself feeling like a rotisserie chicken.
- and this was exactly what you’d expect to read 😂
- and this was exactly what you’d expect to read 😂
March 19, 2024
I have never not wanted my name used more. I also have so many unanswered questions.
April 15, 2024
I wanted to see what the hype was about and I only have myself to blame.
May 14, 2024
Content/Trigger Warnings: Abandonment, vague implications of childhood trauma, vague mentions of an implied accident, mention of night terrors, discussions of mental health, scene of an explosion
I read this so my friends didn't have to! And I did it... I read it... Now I find myself questioning my life choices for having read this very short story. Honestly, I tried to do this for the laughs and the fun time except that wasn't the case. By the 60% mark I was not only cringing, but almost threw up on my phone because the sex scenes were just not it/so bad and some of the quotes were just as awful. Props to those who have read this story and had a blast with the cringey tale inside.
That aside, it felt really odd to have the first 50% of this story (keep in mind this is only 21 pages long) so saturated with such heavy themes of mental health, an implied accident of the mc's mother that traumatized the mc yet we have no idea what the accident was, the child abandonment stuff was at least semi-explained but yet felt out of place due to no full connection with everything else we're told. It was like the author was trying to formulate a cohesive backstory for our main character, but couldn't put everything together in a way that it would all make sense.
However, this book did get an extra star due to it's using the word 'fluffernut' and I died of laughter for about five minutes. That was so unexpected, charming, and hilarious, and probably about the only moment where I found myself laughing about this book.
Overall, rating this story was really difficult because it did technically accomplish what it was supposed to do, a Peeps marshmallow bunny erotica that's a whole lot of cringe. On the other hand, I kind of wish I could bleach this story from my brain and eyes, get back the time I spent on it, and I wish it played a lot more into the comedy aspect instead of trying to be steamy. One thing is for certain, I think this book ruined marshmallows for me, don't know if I'll ever be able to eat them again or look at them without getting nauseous, and it definitely ruined the way I'll look at Peeps marshmallows going forward. I can honestly say I have regrets and I don't recommend.
All thoughts, feelings, experiences, and opinions are honest and my own.
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I read this so my friends didn't have to! And I did it... I read it... Now I find myself questioning my life choices for having read this very short story. Honestly, I tried to do this for the laughs and the fun time except that wasn't the case. By the 60% mark I was not only cringing, but almost threw up on my phone because the sex scenes were just not it/so bad and some of the quotes were just as awful. Props to those who have read this story and had a blast with the cringey tale inside.
That aside, it felt really odd to have the first 50% of this story (keep in mind this is only 21 pages long) so saturated with such heavy themes of mental health, an implied accident of the mc's mother that traumatized the mc yet we have no idea what the accident was, the child abandonment stuff was at least semi-explained but yet felt out of place due to no full connection with everything else we're told. It was like the author was trying to formulate a cohesive backstory for our main character, but couldn't put everything together in a way that it would all make sense.
However, this book did get an extra star due to it's using the word 'fluffernut' and I died of laughter for about five minutes. That was so unexpected, charming, and hilarious, and probably about the only moment where I found myself laughing about this book.
Overall, rating this story was really difficult because it did technically accomplish what it was supposed to do, a Peeps marshmallow bunny erotica that's a whole lot of cringe. On the other hand, I kind of wish I could bleach this story from my brain and eyes, get back the time I spent on it, and I wish it played a lot more into the comedy aspect instead of trying to be steamy. One thing is for certain, I think this book ruined marshmallows for me, don't know if I'll ever be able to eat them again or look at them without getting nauseous, and it definitely ruined the way I'll look at Peeps marshmallows going forward. I can honestly say I have regrets and I don't recommend.
All thoughts, feelings, experiences, and opinions are honest and my own.
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August 10, 2024
Cecelia hates marshmallows, they remind her of abandonment. Unfortunately, like most people, she's peer pressured daily into eating them. Deciding to give in and microwave two, she's shocked to find them materialise into "two incredibly sexy marshmallow bunny men".
Soon we find out what happens when the 'how many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth' game gets out of hand.
My thoughts in no particular order:
🍬 I never thought the words "marshmallow goo" could ever cause such a visceral reaction from me.
🍬 I'm not a doctor, but it sounds like a fungal infection waiting to happen?
🍬 I, too, would probably fall for a giant marshmallow man as soon as he uttered the words "good girl".
🍬 It really is a good time to be vegan right now.
I congratulate Cecelia for overcoming her fear of marshmallows. Unfortunately, it did coincide with me gaining a fear of them.
Surely I shouldn't be rating this out of 5 right? It's like 30 pages long.
Fuck it. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Soon we find out what happens when the 'how many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth' game gets out of hand.
My thoughts in no particular order:
🍬 I never thought the words "marshmallow goo" could ever cause such a visceral reaction from me.
🍬 I'm not a doctor, but it sounds like a fungal infection waiting to happen?
🍬 I, too, would probably fall for a giant marshmallow man as soon as he uttered the words "good girl".
🍬 It really is a good time to be vegan right now.
I congratulate Cecelia for overcoming her fear of marshmallows. Unfortunately, it did coincide with me gaining a fear of them.
Surely I shouldn't be rating this out of 5 right? It's like 30 pages long.
Fuck it. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
August 19, 2024
I don’t know whether I’m laughing or crying. If I wrote a novel about how this traumatized me, it would be longer and a better read than this book. I’m never trusting TikTok KU recommendations ever again, and I don’t want to see a peep marshmallow or rotisserie chicken any time in the near future. Read at your own risk.
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November 7, 2024Well. Book club got me reading something weird again and I don’t regret it 😂
Pop two peeps marshmallows in your microwave get two 6 ft tall, jacked marshmallow bunny men for a night of erotic sugary schlong and “fluffernut”. 21 pages of ridiculous-worth the quick read 😂
Pop two peeps marshmallows in your microwave get two 6 ft tall, jacked marshmallow bunny men for a night of erotic sugary schlong and “fluffernut”. 21 pages of ridiculous-worth the quick read 😂
December 4, 2024
Actual rating 0.25⭐️
I would need at least a bottle of wine to talk about this book, if I can even call it that. 27 pages and I feel like I need to bleach my eyes...
Can't believe I actually read this.
Please, if you want to not abuse your eyes, stay away from this!!!
I would need at least a bottle of wine to talk about this book, if I can even call it that. 27 pages and I feel like I need to bleach my eyes...
Can't believe I actually read this.
Please, if you want to not abuse your eyes, stay away from this!!!
December 17, 2024
This was definitly worse. I would like to remove my eyes.
Forgive me father for I have sinned in the name of science
Forgive me father for I have sinned in the name of science
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June 14, 2024This was so stupid. I loved it, Hahahah!!
May 2, 2024
I don’t even know. Somehow I’m not surprised at how it went? It’s like 21 pages, just read it you’ve got nothing to lose.
May 15, 2024
Unfortunately, I read this short book expecting it to be something it��s not. The author missed the creativity mark with this story. We’ve got a trauma background centering on Easter candy (or candy in general) that is never fully explored or explained. Then, the FMC decides that she wants to push her trauma boundaries and eat the candy of which she’s scared. This results in the candy coming alive in a way that is glossed over. Instead of being terrified because of her trauma, she’s instantly aroused and has relatively vanilla sex with the now life-sized candy. I love the concept, but the execution left much to be desired.
Let’s forget the traumatic past, which is a bummer, not a turn-on, and instead focus on a creative ménage full of a lot more heat, passion, and granulated sugar.
Also, not once does the FMC mention pain or a rash developing from the grind of the sugar into her skin. That was almost all I could think about during the sex scene.
Let’s forget the traumatic past, which is a bummer, not a turn-on, and instead focus on a creative ménage full of a lot more heat, passion, and granulated sugar.
Also, not once does the FMC mention pain or a rash developing from the grind of the sugar into her skin. That was almost all I could think about during the sex scene.
May 20, 2024
Was good. I just wish there was more
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