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Mating with Mallows
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Cecelia hates marshmallows, they remind her of abandonment. Unfortunately, like most people, she's peer pressured daily into eating them. Deciding to give in and microwave two, she's shocked to find them materialise into "two incredibly sexy marshmallow bunny men".
Soon we find out what happens when the 'how many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth' game gets out of hand.
My thoughts in no particular order:
🍬 I never thought the words "marshmallow goo" could ever cause such a visceral reaction from me.
🍬 I'm not a doctor, but it sounds like a fungal infection waiting to happen?
🍬 I, too, would probably fall for a giant marshmallow man as soon as he uttered the words "good girl".
🍬 It really is a good time to be vegan right now.
I congratulate Cecelia for overcoming her fear of marshmallows. Unfortunately, it did coincide with me gaining a fear of them.
Surely I shouldn't be rating this out of 5 right? It's like 30 pages long.
Fuck it. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Soon we find out what happens when the 'how many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth' game gets out of hand.
My thoughts in no particular order:
🍬 I never thought the words "marshmallow goo" could ever cause such a visceral reaction from me.
🍬 I'm not a doctor, but it sounds like a fungal infection waiting to happen?
🍬 I, too, would probably fall for a giant marshmallow man as soon as he uttered the words "good girl".
🍬 It really is a good time to be vegan right now.
I congratulate Cecelia for overcoming her fear of marshmallows. Unfortunately, it did coincide with me gaining a fear of them.
Surely I shouldn't be rating this out of 5 right? It's like 30 pages long.
Fuck it. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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