Peter Topside's Reviews > Mating with Mallows

2.5 stars. This may be a new low for Peter Topside. Here I am, supposed to be working, and I'm reading a book about banging life-sized Peeps? Well, it looks like those chocolate covered eggs aren't the only thing filled with marshmallow this year. I always thought that Charleston Chews were the most sexual candy option. Or those naughty Sugar Daddies. Once I saw a girl put a lollipop in her butt and eat it. I dunno. It's all subjective. But I really find the most bizarre stuff on the internet. My brain is just destroyed nowadays with all of the filthy stuff I watch on a daily basis. Crazy thing is that I enjoyed the writing here and the premise had me laughing for days. But the sex was sooo short. It was good and all, but just extremely brief. Like this was 21 pages and should have been 15 pages of sex, 3 of lead up, and 1 page of self-reflection for our lead, Cece. Oh, and another page for some links to buy Peeps on Amazon in bulk. It just makes sense that way. Fun read, but needed less stuff and more fluff. Did that pun work?