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Captive of the Horde King by Zoey Draven
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I’m rating this somewhere between a 3 and a 4 star, bonus points for imaginative dick building. This was a good alien barbarian romance. It was gritty and harsh and the world building was well done. I did have a few issues with the first half of the book that really affected my overall enjoyment of it. The second half was decidedly better and had moments of sweetness and hope and a great villain arc that was bittersweet but satisfying.
My big issue with this book is the miscommunication angle that went on far too long. It didn’t make sense either and frustrated me a great deal. You see this planet had a universal language that all humanoid species spoke, the hero spoke it well as did the heroine, so there was no excuse as to why they didn’t speak to each other to overcome some major cultural differences between humans and the Dakkar. The MFC Luna struggled a lot the first half of the book trying to figure out how to navigate her new role in the horde. She made misstep after misstep, tripping over unknown rules and behaviours. Every time she made a misstep her horde King would be angry, he would banish her back to their tent and not speak to her... it would happen again and again. I mean one time, yes I get it, maybe a second time can’t be avoided, but at which point does this King step in and help her? He never does. He never gives her lessons on his people, she has to dig information out of her female helpers. She has to learn for herself over and over. It got very tiring and I almost gave up on the book.
The author keeps giving us glimpses of how kind and good the Horde King can be, she wants us to see him as a good husband, and yet he’s so cruel to her when he keeps information from her or doesn’t set her up for success as his queen.
I’ve read some reviews slamming the heroine for repeatedly making stupid mistakes in her time finding her footing and I have to argue this. How could she not make these mistakes? She had no guide here for her behaviour. She knew next to nothing of the Dakkar culture and Arakan knew that. He would say it to her ‘you really know nothing of the Dakkar, do you Kalles’ ya duh, big man, why don’t you enlighten her ffs!?
Once she finally finds her footing the story is good.
The dick building in this one is pretty solid too (pun intended), the imaginative elements this author added to her alien’s male member were good, he has a vibration feature that pulses with his heartbeat and a couple of strategically located knobs and of course he is King sized. The only problem is that she didn’t really utilize these features during the sexy times, I think he vibrates once and the knobs were never mentioned outside when Luna first sees them...what’s the point of these special adornments if we don’t get to read about them in practice?
I might read the next in the series but from the description it seems like a carbon copy of this one. 🤷🏼‍♀️ So maybe sometime down the road when I’ve forgotten this one enough.
So this was a decent barbarian alien read, similar to others though. Not all that original or special but overall ok.
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Reading Progress

September 12, 2022 – Started Reading
September 12, 2022 – Shelved
September 13, 2022 –
4.0% "Is it a rule that when you write an alien romance, the aliens have to have long black braided hair?"
September 13, 2022 –
6.0% "This is gritty. I can already tell there will be a big 🍆 moment with her little human body. Let’s be honest, that’s the reason why I read the alien smut."
September 13, 2022 –
16.0% "But why? Why would he want some dirty, scrawny human to be his queen when his clan is plentiful with women of his own kind who are clean and obedient? This better start making sense."
September 13, 2022 –
30.0% "How hard would it be for him to explain some of the stuff that’s going to happen to her? She has to go into everything blind all the time? They speak a universal language, I don’t get why the author makes him keep her in the dark of his expectations or of what is involved with this ceremony. It just makes him seem cruel but we are also being asked to see this horde king sympathetically."
September 13, 2022 –
35.0% "This universal language is very dirty."
September 14, 2022 –
52.0% "When you set someone up in a position of ignorance, you can’t get mad at them when they make mistakes. Why is this king not training this human on how to be queen? He sets her up for failure and keeps getting mad when she fails."
September 15, 2022 – Finished Reading
November 18, 2022 – Shelved as: alien
November 27, 2022 – Shelved as: creative-dick-building

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Inna Great review. I honestly don’t even remember her missteps somehow, I feel like this book wasn’t overly memorable. The next book I think was better because it had a pretty good grovel at the end. Lol. Sometimes all it takes is a good, long groveling session for me to enjoy the story. I’m simple like that! 🤷🏻‍♀️


Kristina Yes it was not a memorable book. It was so similar to others out there that it passed the time but I don’t think I will recall the plot next week. Which bodes well for me reading the second one sooner. I usually remember these books based on how creative the author was in dick building - I coined that term myself, it’s like world building but specifically focusing on how imaginatively she makes the alien’s member. This one’s dick building was good, I like the vibrating elements and the knobs, but I’ve read those before and with more detail as to how it satisfied the human female. I should have added this to my review... I will update later.


Rae (semi-hiatus) Ugh thank you for this! I hate when FMCs get shit on, when I’m like…is it really her or is it because y’all out here idolizing the MMCs?
And she has a dick that was basically ribbed for her pleasure and it wasn’t utilized? 😭


message 4: by Shruti (new) - added it

Shruti (Hiatus) ^Second what Rae said!! What I got from this is that the king is basically a knob who forgot to use his knob in all its glory. What a dumbassss. Great review Kristina, I feel your frustrations, and I'm heavily adjusting my expectations going into this book.


Kristina @Rae well it wasn’t described during the sexy times. I guess it was there and stuff. But as to the other, society loves to bag on women, even fictional ones. The author didn’t portray her as stupid but she did keep apologizing to him and he NEVER apologized to her. So the author framed him as not at fault when all I could think of was how pissed I’d be at this guy. Irl if a man brings a woman to an execution, he tells her ahead of time that there will be a beheading so she’s not shocked when it happens amirite? If my husband did that to me I’d be so mad. 🤣
Seriously though, Women on women misogyny is real my friend and it sooks. Those women can’t be part of the sisterhood. 👊🏻


Kristina Shruti wrote: "^Second what Rae said!! What I got from this is that the king is basically a knob who forgot to use his knob in all its glory. What a dumbassss. Great review Kristina, I feel your frustrations, and..."

It’s low-key decent for what it is, nothing original but it kept my attention and the second half was much better than the first.


Rae (semi-hiatus) I guess not being portrayed as dumb is…something lmao-bare minimum but hey, at least it’s not the very bottom 🥹
OMG a beheading 😂😭 yoooo. I’m not for emotional manipulation but I’d not speak to my partner for a darn good while if she pulled a stunt like that omg 🤣
It truly sucks 😞 whenever I see women bashing in reviews I take it with a grain of salt and steer clear of their internalized misogyny 🙅🏼‍♀️


Kristina 🤷🏼‍♀️ I may address it in my review (as you see) but I don’t engage directly.
I was upfront with my husband when we got married about bringing me to beheading, stonings, whippings and any other executions oh and dinner parties, those are brutal.


Rae (semi-hiatus) 😂😂😂


Thirstygirl Good review. I gave it a 3 too. It was decent but not my favorite alien romance. I heard the series gets better... I will probably try another one at some point but I haven't been in a hurry.


Sonia @Kristina- bahahaha at least you were honest with your but


message 12: by Inna (new) - rated it 4 stars

Inna Ok, but Dick building is just a little brilliant. Maybe more than a little. I always get disappointed if the alien dick is just another IPB copycat. Give me something unique, damn it!


Kristina Inna wrote: "Ok, but Dick building is just a little brilliant. Maybe more than a little. I always get disappointed if the alien dick is just another IPB copycat. Give me something unique, damn it!"

Hahaha! Yes use your imagination authors! One out of four alien romances has a vibrating dick. Think outside the box!


Kristina @thirsty thanks, yes it was not bad and same on the next one. I may get around to it. Kindle has it staring at me in the recommendations.

@sonia honesty is the best policy 🤣


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