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Lord Foul's Bane by Stephen R. Donaldson
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did not like it

A Swedish friend told me I just had to read this series - it was like Tolkien but better. I borrowed the first three, and dutifully read them, waiting for the point to dawn. It never did. Tolkien, to me, is all about the language and the names, and Donaldson's names ranged between uninspired and downright moronic. ("Berek Halfhand". Bleah.) It just grated.

To add insult to injury, I managed to drop one volume into the bath while reading it, so I had to buy a new copy to return to him. I've not looked at Donaldson since.
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January 1, 1983 – Finished Reading
April 18, 2009 – Shelved

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message 1: by Sandi (new)

Sandi This series was recommended to me more that twenty years ago. I couldn't even make it through volume one. I don't even remember what made it so awful.

This is the one with the protagonist who has leprosy, right? I did learn a lot about the disease from the first chapter.


Manny Yes, the guy with leprosy. That's right. I imagine it could have been a good idea under other circumstances, but I just didn't think anything worked in this book.



message 3: by Sandi (new)

Sandi I'm so glad I didn't finish it.


message 4: by Manny (last edited Apr 20, 2009 12:54AM) (new) - rated it 1 star

Manny Ha! We've had almost the same experience with this book. That's funny. Though I'm trying to remember if it actually made me feel sick. I think just irritated.

By the way, since you were asleep, I should let you know that there are a couple of amusing moments in Close Encounters. For example, when Richard Dreyfuss discovers that François Truffaut is running the project, and he says "You can't be in charge! You're not even American!"


Manny At the time, I was living in an apartment that only had a bath. Otherwise I also prefer showers.

Well, it felt good for second to drop the damn thing in the water, but then I realized that I would have to accept the consequences as well, and really I would have been better off not doing it. Symbolic, huh? But I keep making these foolish dramatic gestures.



Robert This book taught me the word "fructification" as well as my entire knowledge of leprosy. I like to say "fructification" as an expletive substitute. Go on - try saying it in a vehement or agressive tone!


Manny Robert wrote: "This book taught me the word "fructification" as well as my entire knowledge of leprosy. I like to say "fructification" as an expletive substitute. Go on - try saying it in a vehement or aggressive tone!"

You mean, like the way Mrs Sartre says "Coitus!" in the Monty Python sketch?


Robert Haha - I imagine so - I haven't seen/heard the sketch unfortunately.

I read this book when I was in my mid-teens and I remember having to list a heap of obscure words to look up later.


message 9: by Nandakishore (new)

Nandakishore Mridula I bought the whole trilogy at a charity book sale for a song - and now I find that many of my friends here on GR have one-starred it. And the book weighs in at 1160 pages! Oh, well...

I don't use the bath, so there is no chance that I'll drop it in the tub. But I do read on the toilet. ;)


message 10: by Manny (new) - rated it 1 star

Manny If an unfortunate accident happens, I trust you'll be posting photos?


message 11: by Nandakishore (new)

Nandakishore Mridula Manny wrote: "If an unfortunate accident happens, I trust you'll be posting photos?"

Most assuredly. But will they run afoul of GR guidelines?


message 12: by Manny (new) - rated it 1 star

Manny I think it's a borderline case - neither fish nor Foul, as one might put it.


message 13: by Nandakishore (new)

Nandakishore Mridula The book might be a bit "foul" if I have to "fish" it out, in case of an accident.


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